Jordan
@phillytoy.bsky.social
Dogs. Public transit. Gay things.
📍Philly
📍Philly
You came for me in your Herman Munster shoes…
December 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
You came for me in your Herman Munster shoes…
I finished my first Lego build ever!
December 4, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I finished my first Lego build ever!
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The twin Philadelphia Queens of the Holiday Season - it's their time.
December 1, 2025 at 3:52 PM
The twin Philadelphia Queens of the Holiday Season - it's their time.
It’s whamageddon time and that time of year when I force my coworkers to do this bit with me.
December 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
It’s whamageddon time and that time of year when I force my coworkers to do this bit with me.
I’m ditching my sports gay personality to come back to my insufferable terminally online transit gay personality so I hope everyone is prepared.
November 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m ditching my sports gay personality to come back to my insufferable terminally online transit gay personality so I hope everyone is prepared.
Peep this year’s Christmas Card pic.
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Peep this year’s Christmas Card pic.
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Love coincidental matching @phillytoy.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Love coincidental matching @phillytoy.bsky.social
Good morning and go birds 🦅
November 11, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Good morning and go birds 🦅
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Snorting election results for energy this morning.
November 5, 2025 at 12:05 PM
Snorting election results for energy this morning.
This part RIGHT HERE.
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The takeaway is that the Democratic Party isn’t one thing or one ideology or one person — and it shouldn’t be.
If you want uniformity, join a cult; otherwise, stay in the tent.
If you want uniformity, join a cult; otherwise, stay in the tent.
What we know, final edition of the night:
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
[Now in 3 parts]
—Prop 50 wins
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, AG
—Dems gain leg seats in VA, NJ, & MS
—Dems defend NJ-Gov
—Dems win NJ+VA trifectas
—Mamdani wins
—PA Dems win state supreme court
—ME anti-mail voting measure loses
—GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
November 5, 2025 at 12:34 PM
This part RIGHT HERE.
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Feels just as good this morning fyi
November 5, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Feels just as good this morning fyi
It’s 1997. Bill Clinton is president, we’re paying back the national debt, I’m living rent free with my parents as a child, and my biggest problem is the worksheets I didn’t do for language arts class.
*I disassociate and sway to 3AM by matchbox 20 on a packed railcar on my commute.*
*I disassociate and sway to 3AM by matchbox 20 on a packed railcar on my commute.*
November 3, 2025 at 12:15 PM
It’s 1997. Bill Clinton is president, we’re paying back the national debt, I’m living rent free with my parents as a child, and my biggest problem is the worksheets I didn’t do for language arts class.
*I disassociate and sway to 3AM by matchbox 20 on a packed railcar on my commute.*
*I disassociate and sway to 3AM by matchbox 20 on a packed railcar on my commute.*
Today was pretty great.
October 11, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Today was pretty great.
Not only did MIT reject the Trump administration compact, they wrote their rejection letter in a way that makes other prestigious institutions look foolish if they sign on. Bravo tbh.
October 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Not only did MIT reject the Trump administration compact, they wrote their rejection letter in a way that makes other prestigious institutions look foolish if they sign on. Bravo tbh.
This is an extraordinary statement. Let’s hope everyone else holds the line as they have. orgchart.mit.edu/letters/rega...
Regarding the Compact | MIT Organization Chart
orgchart.mit.edu
October 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
This is an extraordinary statement. Let’s hope everyone else holds the line as they have. orgchart.mit.edu/letters/rega...
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'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
October 10, 2025 at 9:31 AM
'When authoritarians seize power, it is crucial to recognize courageous defenders of freedom who rise and resist,' the Norwegian Nobel Committee said as it announced Maria Corina Machado as the winner of the 2025 Nobel Peace Prize
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The new Charles Schwab logo is my personal Cracker Barrel
September 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
The new Charles Schwab logo is my personal Cracker Barrel
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Not since the great Ann Richards has Texas seen a democrat so down to earth with the oratory skills to change hearts and minds. Very excited for @jamestalarico.bsky.social and his Senate race!
September 9, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Not since the great Ann Richards has Texas seen a democrat so down to earth with the oratory skills to change hearts and minds. Very excited for @jamestalarico.bsky.social and his Senate race!
People shouldn’t be permitted to talk at the train station before 8am.
September 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
People shouldn’t be permitted to talk at the train station before 8am.
Normalize calling your friends stud. And also HEAD OVER TO WISH @talltbh.bsky.social a happy birthday! 🎂🎊🎁🎈
August 30, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Normalize calling your friends stud. And also HEAD OVER TO WISH @talltbh.bsky.social a happy birthday! 🎂🎊🎁🎈
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The whole situation w/ SEPTA: the cruel apathy from pseudo conservatives in Pennsylvania, general ignorance of the average person in SEPA about why it’s happening, uninformed embrace of extreme car dependency, & the overall hate/indifference towards Philadelphia as an urban entity is heartbreaking.
August 17, 2025 at 3:01 AM
The whole situation w/ SEPTA: the cruel apathy from pseudo conservatives in Pennsylvania, general ignorance of the average person in SEPA about why it’s happening, uninformed embrace of extreme car dependency, & the overall hate/indifference towards Philadelphia as an urban entity is heartbreaking.
I just really love a group project.
August 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I just really love a group project.
Good morning there is a women doing interpretative dance to gospel music while brushing her dog across the street.
Anyway, I’m going to key west today and all is right with the world.
Anyway, I’m going to key west today and all is right with the world.
July 25, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Good morning there is a women doing interpretative dance to gospel music while brushing her dog across the street.
Anyway, I’m going to key west today and all is right with the world.
Anyway, I’m going to key west today and all is right with the world.