Phoenix Rising
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Here for #CFB, #bourbon and randomness. I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Please let us have some more craziness in the New Mexico Bowl.
December 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Please let us have some more craziness in the New Mexico Bowl.
New Mexico bowl is crazy!!! Come on!
December 28, 2025 at 2:23 AM
New Mexico bowl is crazy!!! Come on!
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Lmao UNT / SDSU is pure chaos right now
December 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Lmao UNT / SDSU is pure chaos right now
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New Mexico Bowl is on speed
December 28, 2025 at 2:21 AM
New Mexico Bowl is on speed
SD st saying this ain’t over yet!
a person is laying on a bed in a wrestling ring with a blue background .
ALT: a person is laying on a bed in a wrestling ring with a blue background .
media.tenor.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:03 AM
SD st saying this ain’t over yet!
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What is being a Pop-Tart?
December 28, 2025 at 1:18 AM
What is being a Pop-Tart?
Just watched. Wow.
December 28, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Just watched. Wow.
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Waldos . . . Assemble!
Andrew, Pat, and DJ are in their fourth year dressing up in costumes for Orlando bowl games. According to Andrew, they do it because they want to "make people happy and have fun."
Andrew, Pat, and DJ are in their fourth year dressing up in costumes for Orlando bowl games. According to Andrew, they do it because they want to "make people happy and have fun."
December 27, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Waldos . . . Assemble!
Andrew, Pat, and DJ are in their fourth year dressing up in costumes for Orlando bowl games. According to Andrew, they do it because they want to "make people happy and have fun."
Andrew, Pat, and DJ are in their fourth year dressing up in costumes for Orlando bowl games. According to Andrew, they do it because they want to "make people happy and have fun."
Some people are pulling out of the Kennedy Center. If you already have a contract and would prefer to not be sued over a breach of it. What is the MOST malicious compliance way to fulfil the contract?
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
December 27, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Some people are pulling out of the Kennedy Center. If you already have a contract and would prefer to not be sued over a breach of it. What is the MOST malicious compliance way to fulfil the contract?
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
www.msn.com/en-us/news/p...
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Well I think we need to call our Governors because we the people need support. HOUSE AND SENATE IS NOT DOING THEIR JOB. THESE ACTS MUST BE STOPPED.
December 26, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Well I think we need to call our Governors because we the people need support. HOUSE AND SENATE IS NOT DOING THEIR JOB. THESE ACTS MUST BE STOPPED.
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As called on ESPN Brasil:
December 27, 2025 at 12:15 AM
As called on ESPN Brasil:
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
December 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Walk for Peace
"we crossed into Georgia and received a huge, crowded welcome here in West Point on Day 62 (12/26/2025). Thank you so much. 🙏💛
May you and all beings be happy and at peace. 🙏"
"we crossed into Georgia and received a huge, crowded welcome here in West Point on Day 62 (12/26/2025). Thank you so much. 🙏💛
May you and all beings be happy and at peace. 🙏"
December 27, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Walk for Peace
"we crossed into Georgia and received a huge, crowded welcome here in West Point on Day 62 (12/26/2025). Thank you so much. 🙏💛
May you and all beings be happy and at peace. 🙏"
"we crossed into Georgia and received a huge, crowded welcome here in West Point on Day 62 (12/26/2025). Thank you so much. 🙏💛
May you and all beings be happy and at peace. 🙏"
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Michigan has officially announced Kyle Whittingham as the new head football coach.
December 27, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Michigan has officially announced Kyle Whittingham as the new head football coach.
All the comments and quotes in here are pretty fantastic.
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
All the comments and quotes in here are pretty fantastic.
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My oldest got Gran Tourismo 7 and a steering wheel for Christmas. Help practice for when it comes time for the real thing.
December 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
My oldest got Gran Tourismo 7 and a steering wheel for Christmas. Help practice for when it comes time for the real thing.
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[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
December 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
[somberly] You cannot serve both god and money [upbeat music hits] Until now. Introducing god as a service
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TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy https://theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-air-miracle-on-34th-street-for-1848159248/
December 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
TV Network Refuses To Air ‘Miracle On 34th Street’ For Outdated Depictions Of Hope, Joy https://theonion.com/tv-network-refuses-to-air-miracle-on-34th-street-for-1848159248/
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It’s wild!
-70°F in Canada today. The coldest December reading in 50+ years (since 1975!)
Meanwhile the US is En Fuego with 100s of record highs!
Dallas hit 81 today. And the contrast is huge, over 150°F across North America.
H/T 🎩 to @ThierryGooseBC
-70°F in Canada today. The coldest December reading in 50+ years (since 1975!)
Meanwhile the US is En Fuego with 100s of record highs!
Dallas hit 81 today. And the contrast is huge, over 150°F across North America.
H/T 🎩 to @ThierryGooseBC
December 23, 2025 at 9:41 PM
It’s wild!
-70°F in Canada today. The coldest December reading in 50+ years (since 1975!)
Meanwhile the US is En Fuego with 100s of record highs!
Dallas hit 81 today. And the contrast is huge, over 150°F across North America.
H/T 🎩 to @ThierryGooseBC
-70°F in Canada today. The coldest December reading in 50+ years (since 1975!)
Meanwhile the US is En Fuego with 100s of record highs!
Dallas hit 81 today. And the contrast is huge, over 150°F across North America.
H/T 🎩 to @ThierryGooseBC
Just bought myself a really big gift for Christmas. Got a new furnace for the house…now all I have to do is wait until next week when it is installed.
December 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Just bought myself a really big gift for Christmas. Got a new furnace for the house…now all I have to do is wait until next week when it is installed.
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This definitely falls under “should be allowed due to rule of cool.”
December 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This definitely falls under “should be allowed due to rule of cool.”
The Detroit fans booing this.
December 22, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The Detroit fans booing this.