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thedrdonna.bsky.social
A comic: the top reads “Journalist visits Twitter” and shows a figure traipsing along while other figures shout things like “black people suck” and “trans people suck”. The figure is unaffected. The lower half is labeled “Journalist visits Bluesky” and the figure’s traipsing is interrupted by someone shouting “you suck!” The final panel shows the figure cold, sad, and fetal in a dark alley, along with a hand written note saying “Today, I went to hell…”
January 2, 2026 at 4:54 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
lmaoooo this though
@evilvillain1231 They saw this tweet and started rolling out the grok child porn. To humiliate me specifically quote tweeting @evilvillain1231 There is a subset of people on Bluesky who seem to wholeheartedly believe you are a for-real bad person/accomplice to fascism is you haven't fully left twit...
January 2, 2026 at 4:08 PM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Comical, @wsj.com.
January 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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theonion.com
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial https://theonion.com/musk-weighs-return-to-politics-after-60th-death-on-elden-ring-nightreign-tutorial/
Musk Weighs Return To Politics After 60th Death On ‘Elden Ring Nightreign’ Tutorial
December 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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chanda.blacksky.app
I *know* I shouldn’t share the NYPost but I got served this BUTT PHRENOLOGY article

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And people should know that we have entered the era of BUTT PHRENOLOGY

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How a bigger-looking butt could be a sneaky sign of autism and ADHD
Your backside might reveal a thing or two about your brain.
nypost.com
December 27, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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nickkodama.bsky.social
bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression
December 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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seangardnerxiv.bsky.social
I have a reoccurring nightmare that they drop the next expac title at FanFest ‘26, and it’s “RETURN TO SOLUTION 9” in giant bold letters.
en.finalfantasyxiv.com FINAL FANTASY XIV @en.finalfantasyxiv.com · 7d
It's time for another fresh look - the brand-new Eastern Technoattire has been added to the FFXIV Online Store!

Check it out alongside the current ongoing sale ❄️👉 sqex.to/ffxivstore
Three player characters wearing techwear style clothing. The outfit is black with red accents and a white undershirt. A futuristic face mask covering the nose and mouth completes the ensemble.
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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southcarolinadop.bsky.social
I’ll give them credit for going out on their own terms; however I’ll have to deduct hypocrisy points for claiming to be pro-life but dying anyway.
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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charlesgaba.com
"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
"Like Amazon Prime, but with human beings."
December 24, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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buttnakedpatriot.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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junlper.beer
December 22, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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annabower.bsky.social
Per NY Times’s Michael Grynbaum on X, this is Sharyn Alfonsi’s email to her “60 Minutes” colleagues in full:
News Team, Thank you for the notes and texts. I apologize for not reaching out earlier. I learned on Saturday that Bari Weiss spiked our story, INSIDE CECOT, which was supposed to air tonight. We (Ori and I) asked for a call to discuss her decision. She did not afford us that courtesy/opportunity. Our story was screened five times and cleared by both CBS attorneys and Standards and Practices. It is factually correct. In my view, pulling it now-after every rigorous internal check has been met is not an editorial decision, it is a political one. We requested responses to questions and/or interviews with DHS, the White House, and the State Department. Government silence is a statement, not a VETO. Their refusal to be interviewed is a tactical maneuver designed to kill the story. If the administration's refusal to participate becomes a valid reason to spike a story, we have effectively handed them a "kill switch" for any reporting they find inconvenient. If the standard for airing a story becomes "the government must agree to be interviewed," then the government effectively gains control over the 60 Minutes broadcast. We go from an investigative powerhouse to a stenographer for the state. These men risked their lives to speak with us. We have a moral and professional obligation to the sources who entrusted us with their stories. Abandoning them now is a betrayal of the most basic tenet of journalism: giving voice to the voiceless. CBS spiked the Jeffrey Wigand interview due to legal concerns, nearly destroying the credibility of this broadcast. It took years to recover from that "low point." By pulling this story to shield an administration, we are repeating that history, but for political optics rather than legal ones. We have been promoting this story on social media for days. Our viewers are expecting it. When it fails to air without a credible explanation, the public will correctly identify this as corporate censorship. We are trading 50 years of "Gold Standard" reputation for a single week of political quiet. I care too much about this broadcast to watch it be dismantled without a fight. Sharyn
December 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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peterhotezmdphd.bsky.social
MAHA Wins
December 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
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durrell.bsky.social
Pantone just updated their Color Of The Year
December 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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monolithbrah.bsky.social
152cm balaeniceps rex shoebill next to 152cm sabrina carpenter
December 19, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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charmwitch.bsky.social
[ FFXIV ]
> Enters a ranked PVP match
> Loads in
> IMMEDIATELY gets this
December 19, 2025 at 2:28 AM
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cooperlund.online
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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lebassett.bsky.social
You’ve lost the plot as a presidential administration when Dr. Oz is on stage handwringing about the cost of balls
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15d
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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katmabu.bsky.social
For any Dimension 20 nerds out there, we WILL be bringing the dome to Capitol Hill if I win.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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piperformissouri.bsky.social
The RFK, jr effect.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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simonpegg.bsky.social
As he celebrates his 100th Birthday this very day, can we all take a moment to acknowledge that time when Dick Van Dyke won the internet internet.

Forever.
December 13, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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carlquintanilla.bsky.social
Eight months ago vs today. 🤡

@atrupar.com @cnbc.com @cbsnews.com
December 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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premthakker.bsky.social
SCOOP: The Trump administration may revoke the visas of critics of Elon Musk's Twitter.

The move would mark one of the admin's first attempts to revoke the visas of people they deem to be engaging in the “censorship” of Americans.
SCOOP: Trump Admin Is Preparing to Revoke Visas of Critics of Elon Musk’s Twitter
Trump officials are considering revoking the visas of former European Union Commissioner Thierry Breton and Imran Ahmed, of the Center for Countering Digital Hate.
zeteo.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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atrupar.com
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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hannahgais.bsky.social
When they say they're massive fucking losers, believe them.
Sólionath @Anarseldain “Having sex” (read: “getting laid,” “gettin’ dat poosay”) is the easiest thing in the world. I could make a dating app profile and lose my virginity by dinnertime. But very few people alive have ever actually had *sex.* They’ve performed a social ritual, sort of like hazing. They’ve slapped their damp, clammy body against another damp, clammy body, like the wriggling of a suffocating fish. Maybe, possibly, their tongue came into contact with another tongue during the process. It doesn’t even sound enjoyable or enviable. They’ve never made love. They’ve never experienced passion, or tried to melt into another human being. To be crude, for a moment, it sounds like it’s more or less the equivalent of a salaryman dipping into the bathroom and having a 30-second wank, simply so that he can more-easily concentrate on whichever set of numbers he is currently moving from one column of an excel sheet to another. It’s nothing but a physical phenomenon, removed of any telos. There is no desire to unify, to become one; or even at a baser level, to control, to own. Leave alone any thought of the fruit of passion, the creation of another life inside of the woman; perish the idea. There is no yearning, no primal and beastly need even, other than a poor simulacra, the simple desire to fulfill a base bodily instinct. It’s like eating—: and not to craft a meal, not to provide oneself art, not to turn passion itself into a physical, sensible monument, to provide unto oneself an appreciable reception of one’s own soul, but to microwave a frozen sandwich, or gulp down a cup of instant ramen, merely to stop one’s stomach from growling. We live in a world of walking stomachs; hylics, all. And most of it is nothing but glorified prostitution, anyways; even within most marriages which occur today. Piers’ Wife says that she wears the trousers in the family, so perhaps the dynamic is simply turned the other way, and Piers is like a sort of gigolo. Maybe he’s even too stupid to realise that that’s all he is. But all that he has ever provided to the world is nothing more than the vulgar commentary of one.
December 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM