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Sarah Phumpher
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Displaced New Yorker. Weirdo. Queer. Trans ally. she/her/cis. #C4FknL
@thehill.com An email suggesting Trump travelled frequently on Epstein's plane in the 90's is "Perhaps the single most intriguing item relating to Trump to emerge in the second round of disclosures"? You cannot be for real. An accusation of murder doesn't make the top of the list? Do better.
thehill.com
December 24, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Characters I played in a 2002 college production of Lysistrata:

News Anchor
Laura Bush
Trent Lott

We made a few revisions.
December 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Sedgwick manages my company's ADA accommodations interactive process. I don't think they're enjoying how interactive I am. They would hear from me less if they could ever manage to send me a correct accomodations approval letter on the first (or second) try.
December 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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As a country, we talk a lot about protecting children. But our record when it comes to children’s rights is…well…terrible.

To truly protect and care for children, we need to get much better at listening to them. And we need an honest reckoning with the dark history of “parents’ rights.”
We Need to Talk About Children’s Rights
And about the seductive mirage of parents’ rights
www.notesonhope.net
September 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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The White House has been caught.

The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.

In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
What if - hear me out - we added his name to a few more things? Obamacare is now Trumpcare! ACA subsidies are now Trump MAHA Gifts! Medicaid is now MediTrump!
December 19, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If you're an employee of a large company, I strongly recommend checking out TheLayoff.com. I just dipped into it for the first time and I feel lighter than I have in awhile. I was feeling like I was taking crazy pills but it turns out others at my company are seeing the same things.
TheLayoff.com - Layoffs Discussion Board
Layoffs Discussion, News and Rumors. Ask, answer, speculate on layoffs in your company...
TheLayoff.com
December 18, 2025 at 5:18 PM
ADHD is fun because I can remember poems I memorized when I was 8 but I can't remember that I left something boiling on the stove 10 minutes ago. Edgar Allen Poe 1, singed pot 0.
December 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Light 'em up, folks. According to my car Obama is still president, we have a functioning CDC, the major provisions of the ACA just came into effect, and "Make America Great Again" is a relic of the 80s.
December 15, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It's fun how some people think that since I'm not a teacher or a parent that I don't get to have an opinion about how children are treated. Bitch, I WAS a child. I had parents. I went to public schools. I live with the fallout of both every goddamn day.
December 14, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Being a corporate paralegal right now feels like being the only person in the library that cares about things being in alphabetical order.
December 10, 2025 at 7:58 PM
A corrupted database but it's just because I inserted rubber duckie emojies in all the free text fields.
December 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
I haven't paid attention to Bluesky for months and oh. my. god. BILL CORBETT LIKED MY POST.
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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Needed this reminder today.
July 3, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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I'll say this to my deathbed. Be angry at the people that voted for Trump and his fascist promises. Don't spend a moment being angry for the people that voted for their hopes and dreams... universal healthcare, and end to the war in Gaza, streets safe from cops.
July 4, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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Art.
April 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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I promise to quit drinking if they give me the job.
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Apr 21
BREAKING NEWS: The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
The White House has begun process of looking for new secretary of defense
The White House has begun the process of looking for a new secretary of defense, according to a U.S. official who was not authorized to speak publicly.
www.npr.org
April 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Please share!!! This is getting ridiculous—they just can’t accept a loss. Please help spread the word to North Carolina. The North Carolina Court of Appeals ruled in a 2-1 decision that over 60,000 votes cast in last year’s closely contested state Supreme Court race must be verified and recounted.
April 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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It’s weird* that the president can just decide to put a huge tax on American businesses without congress even being a little bit involved.

* very unconstitutional
April 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Our Vice President: "I just hate bailing Europe out again."

AGAIN.

To which intervention are you referring, Herr Vance?
March 27, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I think Galaxy Quest, Iron Man 2, Moon, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and all other Sam Rockwell movies are all part of the same universe. Each role actually represents a step in the evolution of the character that is Sam Rockwell, ultimately crystallizing into Zaphod Beeblebrox.
March 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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March 24, 2025 at 9:42 PM
My money's on someone intentionally adding a journalist to the chat, maybe after objecting to the use of Signal and getting shot down.
March 24, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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@housedemocrats.bsky.social @chuckschumer.com

What the hell are you waiting for?
March 24, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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Hey guys remember the Hillary Clinton email server?

Seems kinda, small today, doesn’t it?
March 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM