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I find myself being slightly offended when people say I don’t look like Falkore and honestly what’s up w that like why do I waaant to look like Falkore?? Where is that coming from??
October 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I find myself being slightly offended when people say I don’t look like Falkore and honestly what’s up w that like why do I waaant to look like Falkore?? Where is that coming from??
Eating pickles over the sink and saying “wow.”
October 2, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Eating pickles over the sink and saying “wow.”
Some people never have to fold their own fitted sheets and it shows.
September 27, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Some people never have to fold their own fitted sheets and it shows.
The only one who puts baby in a corner is baby
September 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
The only one who puts baby in a corner is baby
Gay men love a medium hue
September 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Gay men love a medium hue
We are all deserving of love
September 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
We are all deserving of love
Are we in love or are we just both at the airport?
September 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Are we in love or are we just both at the airport?
Shout out to when I made saying “photo” instead of “pic” my entire personality
August 23, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Shout out to when I made saying “photo” instead of “pic” my entire personality
I would be ok w this being a Mandela effect but it’s probably not gonna happen
August 13, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I would be ok w this being a Mandela effect but it’s probably not gonna happen
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they’re playing call me maybe at the grocery store rn if you want to come dance
August 11, 2025 at 9:09 PM
they’re playing call me maybe at the grocery store rn if you want to come dance
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Not now sweetie, Mommy's Klarna-ing the silk-touch Gremlin Bride blanket from Home Depot
July 12, 2024 at 11:27 PM
Not now sweetie, Mommy's Klarna-ing the silk-touch Gremlin Bride blanket from Home Depot
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I found your shelf babe
June 27, 2024 at 10:24 PM
I found your shelf babe
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resist. unlearn. defy.
June 26, 2024 at 1:34 AM
resist. unlearn. defy.
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Clippy’s unimpressed Aunt
June 15, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Clippy’s unimpressed Aunt
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN
June 8, 2024 at 4:51 AM
YOU CAN SAY THAT AGAIN
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Aubrey Plaza would have been a perfect Garfield.
June 5, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Aubrey Plaza would have been a perfect Garfield.
Délicieuse mais qu'est-ce que vous vas fairez avec le beurre?
June 2, 2024 at 3:39 PM
Délicieuse mais qu'est-ce que vous vas fairez avec le beurre?
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No one ever believes me when I say my BO smells like M&M’s and it hurts
May 24, 2024 at 3:07 PM
No one ever believes me when I say my BO smells like M&M’s and it hurts
Twinning 💅
April 15, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Twinning 💅