We honestly don’t know what Pokémon looked like, we’re just guessing that we put their bones together correctly

I love how all gospel songs are just like “yeah life is tough but one day it won’t be…when I die” LMAOOOOOOO

there were many good aspects to The CEO Disposal but one of the best is that we get to see who among us has never gotten seriously sick or injured. must be easier to carry water for the ruling class when your back doesn't hurt

Probably the best time in history to be a mathematician was around 600 BC when you could get rich just for discovering triangles

What's That Smell (rerun)

sorry i'm several years late on this but Forged In Fire and Chopped should switch names

I can faithfully reproduce every QR code I have ever seen. If you need a link to the Happy Hour menu of a Pappadeux’s in Destin, Florida, bring me paper and pen

I'm back on @businessinsider.com with a new piece about how the Return-To-Office fight is getting dirty, with executives demanding workers return to the office based on nothing but vibes - and how the media is helping by championing extremely questionable anti-remote studies.

thinking about rolled up pizza