Pirate Chef
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I need to check the perimeter.
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Send your name around the Moon! 🌙
Sign up here to have your name loaded onto an SD card which will be on Artemis II when it launches and circles the Moon in February next year!
This will be the first time astronauts have gone to the Moon since Apollo 17 in 1972.
www3.nasa.gov/send-your-na...
Sign up here to have your name loaded onto an SD card which will be on Artemis II when it launches and circles the Moon in February next year!
This will be the first time astronauts have gone to the Moon since Apollo 17 in 1972.
www3.nasa.gov/send-your-na...
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Send your name around the Moon! 🌙
Sign up here to have your name loaded onto an SD card which will be on Artemis II when it launches and circles the Moon in February next year!
This will be the first time astronauts have gone to the Moon since Apollo 17 in 1972.
www3.nasa.gov/send-your-na...
Sign up here to have your name loaded onto an SD card which will be on Artemis II when it launches and circles the Moon in February next year!
This will be the first time astronauts have gone to the Moon since Apollo 17 in 1972.
www3.nasa.gov/send-your-na...
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Walmart has long been a facilitator of fraud on a mass scale, a ProPublica investigation found.
More than $1 billion in fraud losses were routed through the company’s financial services between 2013 and 2022.
(Published Jan. 2024)
More than $1 billion in fraud losses were routed through the company’s financial services between 2013 and 2022.
(Published Jan. 2024)
How Walmart’s Financial Services Became a Fraud Magnet
Scammers have duped consumers out of more than $1 billion by exploiting Walmart’s lax security. The company has resisted taking responsibility while breaking promises to regulators and skimping on tra...
www.propublica.org
December 26, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Walmart has long been a facilitator of fraud on a mass scale, a ProPublica investigation found.
More than $1 billion in fraud losses were routed through the company’s financial services between 2013 and 2022.
(Published Jan. 2024)
More than $1 billion in fraud losses were routed through the company’s financial services between 2013 and 2022.
(Published Jan. 2024)
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I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.
December 25, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m going to need to see the declination memos from DoJ where they declined to prosecute the Epstein co-conspirators, and I’m gonna need to see them for every single person they declined to prosecute.
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If they're willing to release this, already damning set of files, just imagine the files they're withholding.
The ironic part of all this is that the society we want to return to will demand he received due process
Something he has denied to so many
GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY
time.com/7342332/trum...
The ironic part of all this is that the society we want to return to will demand he received due process
Something he has denied to so many
GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY
time.com/7342332/trum...
Trump Named in New Epstein Files Published by Justice Department
Thousands of files were released by the Department of Justice relating to investigations into Jeffrey Epstein.
time.com
December 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
If they're willing to release this, already damning set of files, just imagine the files they're withholding.
The ironic part of all this is that the society we want to return to will demand he received due process
Something he has denied to so many
GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY
time.com/7342332/trum...
The ironic part of all this is that the society we want to return to will demand he received due process
Something he has denied to so many
GUILTY, GUILTY, GUILTY
time.com/7342332/trum...
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I’ll give them credit for going out on their own terms; however I’ll have to deduct hypocrisy points for claiming to be pro-life but dying anyway.
December 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I’ll give them credit for going out on their own terms; however I’ll have to deduct hypocrisy points for claiming to be pro-life but dying anyway.
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Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
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As a political observer pretty much my whole life, I remember Watergate. This is a gazillion times worse. I hope people are paying attention
December 24, 2025 at 12:02 PM
As a political observer pretty much my whole life, I remember Watergate. This is a gazillion times worse. I hope people are paying attention
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I've now watched the censored 60 Minutes report on CECOT. If you watched it too—and if you have any decency at all—I'm sure you came to the same conclusion I did: winning elections won't be enough; people like Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem will need to be charged and imprisoned.
December 24, 2025 at 5:40 AM
I've now watched the censored 60 Minutes report on CECOT. If you watched it too—and if you have any decency at all—I'm sure you came to the same conclusion I did: winning elections won't be enough; people like Stephen Miller and Kristi Noem will need to be charged and imprisoned.
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Horrific allegations. Hopefully, journalists are looking into this to determine whether the story holds up and what the FBI did to investigate
“He raped me.”
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
December 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Horrific allegations. Hopefully, journalists are looking into this to determine whether the story holds up and what the FBI did to investigate
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Wow. Genuinely shocked, and a hugely consequential decision.
Importantly, this is a case where @martylederman.bsky.social's amicus brief appears to have made a MAJOR impact. Before he wrote it, courts were sidestepping the "regular forces" issue entirely. And that's what the Trump admin lost on.
Importantly, this is a case where @martylederman.bsky.social's amicus brief appears to have made a MAJOR impact. Before he wrote it, courts were sidestepping the "regular forces" issue entirely. And that's what the Trump admin lost on.
NEW: By a 6-3 vote, the Supreme Court blocks Trump’s deployment of the National Guard to Chicago to assist immigration agents. A majority holds that he likely lacks authority to do so. Thomas, Alito, and Gorsuch dissent. www.supremecourt.gov/opinions/25p...
![The Government asked this Court to stay the District Court's order. After the response and reply were filed, JUSTICE BARRETT referred the application to the Court. We directed the parties to file supplemental letter briefs on an issue that the District Court had addressed but the parties' initial briefs had not: the meaning of the term "regular forces" in §12406(3). In its supplemental brief, the Government argues that the term refers to civilian law enforcement officers, such as those employed by Immigration and Customs Enforcement or the Federal Protective Service.
Respondents, echoing the District Court, maintain that the term refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary.
We conclude that the term "regular forces" in §12406(3) likely refers to the regular forces of the United States mili-tary. This interpretation means that to call the Guard into active federal service under §12406(3), the President must be "unable" with the regular military "to execute the laws of the United States." Because the statute requires an assessment of the military's ability to execute the laws, it likely applies only where the military could legally execute the laws. Such circumstances are exceptional: Under the Posse Comitatus Act, the military is prohibited from "execut[ing] the laws" "except in cases and under circumstances expressly authorized by the Constitution or Act of Congress."
18 U. S. C. §1385. So before the President can federalize the Guard under §12406(3), he likely must have statutory or constitutional authority to execute the laws with the regular military and must be "unable" with those forces to perform that function.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6h7b2i6ttw3l4t7pvbvxdith/bafkreiftbhzwvn3vgwhqsi7k2paizvdw4t26ailljvovso3chqupnmj364@jpeg)
December 23, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Wow. Genuinely shocked, and a hugely consequential decision.
Importantly, this is a case where @martylederman.bsky.social's amicus brief appears to have made a MAJOR impact. Before he wrote it, courts were sidestepping the "regular forces" issue entirely. And that's what the Trump admin lost on.
Importantly, this is a case where @martylederman.bsky.social's amicus brief appears to have made a MAJOR impact. Before he wrote it, courts were sidestepping the "regular forces" issue entirely. And that's what the Trump admin lost on.
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“He raped me.”
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
“He raped me.”
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
“Donald J Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein.”
“She was found with her head ‘blown off’… there was no way it was a suicide.”
Now we’re starting to see why Trump was hiding the Epstein files, and it probably gets much worse.
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🚨BREAKING: Missourians filed a lawsuit Tuesday asking a court to stop the state from using its new congressional map until voters have the chance to approve or reject the measure in a referendum. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
Missouri Voters Sue to Block GOP Gerrymander Until Referendum Vote
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
🚨BREAKING: Missourians filed a lawsuit Tuesday asking a court to stop the state from using its new congressional map until voters have the chance to approve or reject the measure in a referendum. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
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I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
December 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I mean yeah it’s an authoritarian takeover but can we take some comfort in the fact that the people doing it are INSANELY stupid?
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Jesus fucking Christ. (CW: Rape, Suicide)
December 23, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Jesus fucking Christ. (CW: Rape, Suicide)
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Game over for trump
"Donald Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein"
"noted she was found with her head "blown off" in Kiefer, OK"
Link to the file on the government website
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
"Donald Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein"
"noted she was found with her head "blown off" in Kiefer, OK"
Link to the file on the government website
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
December 23, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Game over for trump
"Donald Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein"
"noted she was found with her head "blown off" in Kiefer, OK"
Link to the file on the government website
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
"Donald Trump had raped her along with Jeffrey Epstein"
"noted she was found with her head "blown off" in Kiefer, OK"
Link to the file on the government website
www.justice.gov/epstein/file...
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?
December 23, 2025 at 3:03 PM
You've been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you.
Who's coming to save you?
Who's coming to save you?
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Elbaf is coming so don't forget to catch next weeks ep which is is the LAST episode of egghead
December 23, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Elbaf is coming so don't forget to catch next weeks ep which is is the LAST episode of egghead
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BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
WATCH: The 60 Minutes CECOT Segment
I was sent the CECOT segment anonymously in a group chat.
www.muellershewrote.com
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 PM
BREAKING: WATCH the full 60 Minutes CECOT segment here. This was sent to me anonymously. It appears to be the segment CBS' Bari Weiss killed. www.muellershewrote.com/p/watch-the-...
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Letterboxd Wrapped is dropping January 2 👀
Here’s how to ensure your Diary, ratings and stats are in tip-top shape before the year wraps up.
Read more of our Year in Review FAQ on Journal: boxd.it/2Tg
Here’s how to ensure your Diary, ratings and stats are in tip-top shape before the year wraps up.
Read more of our Year in Review FAQ on Journal: boxd.it/2Tg
December 19, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Letterboxd Wrapped is dropping January 2 👀
Here’s how to ensure your Diary, ratings and stats are in tip-top shape before the year wraps up.
Read more of our Year in Review FAQ on Journal: boxd.it/2Tg
Here’s how to ensure your Diary, ratings and stats are in tip-top shape before the year wraps up.
Read more of our Year in Review FAQ on Journal: boxd.it/2Tg
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BREAKING: Mississippi will hold special elections for state supreme court in 2026 because of our lawsuit to ensure that districts are drawn fairly to represent Black voters.
In a state where nearly 40% of its residents are Black, it is absolutely crucial that their voices are heard.
In a state where nearly 40% of its residents are Black, it is absolutely crucial that their voices are heard.
December 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
BREAKING: Mississippi will hold special elections for state supreme court in 2026 because of our lawsuit to ensure that districts are drawn fairly to represent Black voters.
In a state where nearly 40% of its residents are Black, it is absolutely crucial that their voices are heard.
In a state where nearly 40% of its residents are Black, it is absolutely crucial that their voices are heard.
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A state service branded to the leader is a hallmark of personalist governance. Benefits appear to flow from Trump, not the institution. Citizens are repositioned as clients. Well-being becomes linked to political allegiance. The Constitution recedes, and Trump becomes the perceived gatekeeper.
December 18, 2025 at 1:49 PM
A state service branded to the leader is a hallmark of personalist governance. Benefits appear to flow from Trump, not the institution. Citizens are repositioned as clients. Well-being becomes linked to political allegiance. The Constitution recedes, and Trump becomes the perceived gatekeeper.
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Today I received FOUR death notifications for people in ICE custody. That's 30 deaths since Trump took office. It's appalling & unacceptable.
ICE is required—by law—to ensure detainees are safe & their basic needs are met. It's clear this isn't the case. We NEED answers.
ICE is required—by law—to ensure detainees are safe & their basic needs are met. It's clear this isn't the case. We NEED answers.
December 18, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Today I received FOUR death notifications for people in ICE custody. That's 30 deaths since Trump took office. It's appalling & unacceptable.
ICE is required—by law—to ensure detainees are safe & their basic needs are met. It's clear this isn't the case. We NEED answers.
ICE is required—by law—to ensure detainees are safe & their basic needs are met. It's clear this isn't the case. We NEED answers.
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The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.
December 18, 2025 at 7:42 PM
The White House claims the vote to rename the Kennedy Center was “unanimous.” That is false. I was muted on the call and denied the opportunity to speak or register my opposition. That is not consensus. That is censorship.