Cheyenne
@pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
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I’ll have a butterscotch sundae, I guess.
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zunguzungu.bsky.social
Dolly Parton called a press conference to clarify formally that no weapon formed against her will prosper
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davejorgenson.bsky.social
Me from 2000 to 2024: I think I could win Survivor.

Me in 2025: Survivor might be a nice break from the U.S.
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
Chi I have no idea who you are but for the love of gorp please run
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
Statistics never back this up, bitch. And they are irrelevant to this area of law anyways.
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pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
i'm going to get a huawei phone in europe just out of spite
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
i love your "come at me bro" statesmanship
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
you're a true pro for subjecting yourself to this mind-numbingly stupid yet enraging propaganda session
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
uh cory is still on twitter? wtf?
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
cultural revolution 2.0, baby
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paulisci.bsky.social
A Brief History of Men are Becoming Less Manly

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pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
Oh I am well educated on law enforcement phone surveillance by The Wire 😎

I just mean they're generally hypocritical about being offended by surveillance activity when they enable dragnet surveillance of almost everyone on earth, including themselves.
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
as part of the next reconstruction, we need to enact legislation mandating annual dementia tests for all members of congress and the president
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
carnage4life.bsky.social
“It's fair to say that 80% of the world's problems involve old men hanging on who are afraid of death and insignificance, and they won't let go. “ - Barack Obama

The root of a lot of our current problems are billionaires and politicians who won at life but then refused to sail off into the sunset.
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
these twats are acting like they haven't voted to renew section 702 surveillance over and over again
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
Thanks, this is super helpful!
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
thanks for continuing to do real reporting, unlike most of your tv colleagues
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
i'm not an expert on the topic, but, based on this, it appears open to anyone.
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the ceo of blacksky, @rude1.blacksky.team , has been very clear that the application and the PDS are open for anyone trying to leave bluesky

the blacksky feed and blacksky.app will always remain exclusively for black users, however

thanks for asking!
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
It seems like a good thing that students have more scheduling flexibility with prerecorded lectures. As long as they’re learning, what’s the difference?
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
I’ll take a stimmy tho 🤷‍♀️
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nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Put the National Guard on the blockchain.

by Andrew Yang
pistachio-pesto.bsky.social
Thanks, this was such a mystery. People were saying he was banned for mentioning Jesse Signal to Jay, which made no sense. But even this doesn’t seem to violate the rules cited.