PJM
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PJM
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‘Hip’ as in ‘replacement’, progressive and a refugee from the tweety place. Also, a servant to cats and occasional mountain biker
I went for a pint at The Harp, just off St Martin’s Lane and saw Andrew Ridgeley at the next table looking very suave and tanned. Good for him.

#TOTP
December 24, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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#totp

Caravan of love rules:
If it's rocking, don't come knocking.
a white trailer with a green roof is parked in a field
ALT: a white trailer with a green roof is parked in a field
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December 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
What a voice though.

#TOTP
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
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Neil is talking about the Christmas cheese selection #totp
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
*walks in room

“The lady in reeeeeeeddd….”

*exits sharpish

#TOTP
December 24, 2025 at 7:52 PM
As a twelve year old I thought the lyrics were “poppadum preach” and I thought that Madge was a lucky cow for living near an Indian restaurant. #TOTP
December 24, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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#totp

Hope he feels the benefit outside 🤞🏼
Neil will grow into that coat.

#TOTP
December 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Neil will grow into that coat.

#TOTP
December 24, 2025 at 7:41 PM
“This programme contains distressing scenes of Mick Hucknall”

I do like the song though.

#TOTP
December 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The thought of Vyvyan wielding that cricket bat around Cliff is keeping me from booting the telly.

#TOTP
December 24, 2025 at 7:24 PM
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It’s important to remember that most people are thicker than concrete custard.

It’s why we all dread spending time with our racist families over Christmas (there’s *a lot* more racists than people who read books)
December 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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There's a word for selling political influence for cash... (sadly Reform aren't the first to do so)

Via Private Eye
December 21, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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🎶 Don't just stand there
Let's get to it
Strike a pose
There's nothing to it
Vague 🎶
#TOTP
December 19, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Xmas 1990 - I remember being moderately hungover at my Saturday job at WH Smith and having to spend hours pacing up and down the aisles doing “customer service” with Unchained Melody on loop.

It got real old.

#TOTP
December 19, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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Don’t get any ideas, Soldier Soldier #totp
December 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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It's vanishingly rare to take a Prince track and do a better version of it, but dammit Sinead, this is a masterpiece #TOTP
December 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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Semi regular reminder that Sinead O’Conner was so beautiful that the only words Bob Mortimer could find to say to her were “do you have any shops local to you?”. #TOTP
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Ru Paul here:

#TOTP
December 19, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Kylie's dancers are cosplaying as the Volkswagen Polo Harlequin. #TotP
December 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
It’s going to be three minutes of this on here isn’t it?

#TOTP
December 19, 2025 at 9:28 PM
For years I thought that lyric was “Wobbly”, not “Quality”.

#TOTP
December 19, 2025 at 9:26 PM
“How many irritating ‘who-yeah’s do you want, Timmy?

“Yes”
#TOTP
December 19, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Timmy Mallett switched on Colchester’s xmas lights in 1990.

#TOTP
December 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
It’s a better song than Three Lions. #TOTP
December 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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No. My grandma smelled of wee and hated everything.
December 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM