PJM
@pjmcdiv.bsky.social
Demonstrably too old for this sort of thing.
Couldn't have happened to a bigger piece of shit than Stefon Diggs. GFF.
February 9, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Couldn't have happened to a bigger piece of shit than Stefon Diggs. GFF.
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can you imagine if you found out your friend was using AI to talk to you via text and email? what planet are these jerks living on?
February 3, 2026 at 4:35 PM
can you imagine if you found out your friend was using AI to talk to you via text and email? what planet are these jerks living on?
Looks like winter will kill the needle snakes and we won't need those mountain gorillas at all.
Providence man finds large tegu while shoveling snow-covered driveway
The New England Wildlife Center said a Providence man found a large tegu while shoveling his driveway.
turnto10.com
January 30, 2026 at 10:53 AM
Looks like winter will kill the needle snakes and we won't need those mountain gorillas at all.
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I'm going to buy one, and then write posts that begin with prefatory stuff about how I love my Optimus and then are like "it is odd that all it does is piss and there's no way to make it not piss. It doesn't seem like robots would have to piss, and Tesla has not been very helpful wrt the pissing."
Tesla will probably sell its Optimus robots to the public by the end of next year, according to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk, who’s said the carmaker’s fortunes will be increasingly dependent on humanoid machines.
Tesla to Sell Optimus Robots to Public Next Year, Musk Says
Tesla Inc. will probably sell its Optimus robots to the public by the end of next year, according to Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk, who’s said the carmaker’s fortunes will be increasingly dependent on humanoid machines.
bloom.bg
January 23, 2026 at 6:14 AM
I'm going to buy one, and then write posts that begin with prefatory stuff about how I love my Optimus and then are like "it is odd that all it does is piss and there's no way to make it not piss. It doesn't seem like robots would have to piss, and Tesla has not been very helpful wrt the pissing."
Can't wait for the
"Hello Professor,
I hope you're well. I will not be in class this morning due to an unexpected illness-- please let me know if there is anything I will be missing so that I can prepare for the next class."
...
"ok see you next week"
"Hello Professor,
I hope you're well. I will not be in class this morning due to an unexpected illness-- please let me know if there is anything I will be missing so that I can prepare for the next class."
...
"ok see you next week"
January 18, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Can't wait for the
"Hello Professor,
I hope you're well. I will not be in class this morning due to an unexpected illness-- please let me know if there is anything I will be missing so that I can prepare for the next class."
...
"ok see you next week"
"Hello Professor,
I hope you're well. I will not be in class this morning due to an unexpected illness-- please let me know if there is anything I will be missing so that I can prepare for the next class."
...
"ok see you next week"
"They're restarting Papa's program. They're making new numbers." Christ what a crock.
January 6, 2026 at 1:00 AM
"They're restarting Papa's program. They're making new numbers." Christ what a crock.
2001-era-Starcraft-ripoff-RTS level naming here. Golden Fleet.
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 23, 2025 at 12:49 PM
2001-era-Starcraft-ripoff-RTS level naming here. Golden Fleet.
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the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
November 25, 2025 at 12:24 PM
the main reason to buy cheap coffee is it tastes bad but gets the job done. the main reason to buy expensive coffee gear and specialty beans is it tastes bad and it's your fault. once again everything comes back to catholic brain or protestant brain
Showing up to my $7,000 Amtrak sleeper room with two full size typewriters and enough ether to choke a donkey.
November 21, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Showing up to my $7,000 Amtrak sleeper room with two full size typewriters and enough ether to choke a donkey.
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Hooting with delight every time the camera finds Max Scherzer in the dugout making one of the facial expressions that George C. Scott made in Dr. Strangelove at the maximum possible intensity.
November 2, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Hooting with delight every time the camera finds Max Scherzer in the dugout making one of the facial expressions that George C. Scott made in Dr. Strangelove at the maximum possible intensity.
[The Increasingly Poor Decisions] of Túrin Turambar
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 PM
[The Increasingly Poor Decisions] of Túrin Turambar
If anyone ever needs a Stephen Piscotty jersey, I've got you covered.
October 29, 2025 at 1:43 AM
If anyone ever needs a Stephen Piscotty jersey, I've got you covered.
OHTANI'S CHEEK LOOKS AWFULLY SHINY. HASHTAGCHECKTHECHEATCHEEK
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
OHTANI'S CHEEK LOOKS AWFULLY SHINY. HASHTAGCHECKTHECHEATCHEEK
How'd I find a World Series feed without announcing? This is glorious.
October 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
How'd I find a World Series feed without announcing? This is glorious.
Jacked upppp!!!!
October 27, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Jacked upppp!!!!
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Second most idiotic and preventable defeat in the last 24 hours.
October 19, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Second most idiotic and preventable defeat in the last 24 hours.
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Yankees fans eyes rolling completely back and turning black, heads tilting backwards at an impossible angle, and their jaws opening and opening horribly like a shark's as they all emit the PC Richard Whistle Sound as one.
October 8, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Yankees fans eyes rolling completely back and turning black, heads tilting backwards at an impossible angle, and their jaws opening and opening horribly like a shark's as they all emit the PC Richard Whistle Sound as one.
I lied. I finished the emails twenty minutes ago. Now I'm just scrollin'.
Sitting here in this Wantagh diner, having my coffee, writing out emails on a legal pad to send later, and listening to the hostess and my waitress kvetch about all the other girls who work there.
October 7, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I lied. I finished the emails twenty minutes ago. Now I'm just scrollin'.
The second backlash
Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming https://gizmodo.com/buckle-up-the-smart-glasses-backlash-is-coming-2000668213
Buckle Up, the Smart Glasses Backlash Is Coming
Is this #glassholes 2.0?
gizmodo.com
October 7, 2025 at 11:38 AM
The second backlash
I can't imagine the nightmare of having a soulless construct approaching the likeness of a deceased family member being shoved in my face over and over again.
October 7, 2025 at 11:33 AM
I can't imagine the nightmare of having a soulless construct approaching the likeness of a deceased family member being shoved in my face over and over again.
Sitting here in this Wantagh diner, having my coffee, writing out emails on a legal pad to send later, and listening to the hostess and my waitress kvetch about all the other girls who work there.
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Sitting here in this Wantagh diner, having my coffee, writing out emails on a legal pad to send later, and listening to the hostess and my waitress kvetch about all the other girls who work there.
WELL YA SEE, MISS POPE.
Sarah Mullally named first female Archbishop of Canterbury on.ft.com/4mKHOI4
Sarah Mullally named first female Archbishop of Canterbury
Historic appointment comes after months of deliberation following resignation of Justin Welby last year
on.ft.com
October 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
WELL YA SEE, MISS POPE.