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P.J. Shapiro

@pjshapiro.bsky.social

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I want a name when I lose. He/Him. 🫘

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P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 10h

Peabody

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 1d

Note that the hairdo appears to be a regulation Karen style with a name that would get this post filtered to oblivion.

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 3d

Wag the Dog

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 3d

"I'm just saying, it's bad craftsmanship."

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 3d

SAVE JUSTIN

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 4d

Not doing nature/nurture for Temu Goebbels. I don't know, I don't care, and I will celebrate his death as soon as it happens.

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 4d

Just entertaining the notion that this could be true has improved two weekends.

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 5d

Unless the people are brown. Or poor. Or said mean shit about Dear Leader.

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 5d

It only looks peaceful until you stall out in a coffee drive-through line.

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 5d

That's what the new currency is going to say. Not like the pluribuses are doing much unum lately, anyways.

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 7d

They're going shopping for the Commander in Chief. Under 14 only.

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 7d

I stopped going to services years ago, but I do still celebrate Roast Hashasha regularly.

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 7d

Turns out rebar is too dark, or some shit.

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 7d

Something about his penis being so useless that Elon's botched dick enlargement seems good by comparison.

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 7d

It's been longer than 25 years, they just changed the abstract therefore unbeatable villain from drugs to terror. Slave patrol gonna slave patrol.

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Burrito Justice @burritojustice.bsky.social · 8d

quick while the government is shut down let’s all switch to metric

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 8d

Unfair to wet paper bags, as well.

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Farrell Destination: Bloodlines @jfsculpts.bsky.social · 8d

If you can, help this brave little dude beat cancer.

Megan Levens ➡️ GalaxyCon St. Louis @meganlevens.bsky.social · 8d

OZZIE UPDATE: He is not a candidate for the clinical trial, but his bloodwork came back excellent today so his vet & I agree he is a good candidate to recover well from amputation. We have an oncology consult tomorrow; I went ahead & started a GoFundMe for his surgery. Please share!

Donate to HELP OZZIE BEAT CANCER!, organized by Megan Levens

Help Ozzie beat cancer! I am raising funds to cover the cost of Ozzie's amputation surgery, to he… Megan Levens needs your support for HELP OZZIE BEAT CANCER!

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Keyah (banned era) @sapphic-film-nerd.bsky.social · 8d

They found 38 unmarked graves of Indigenous children at Immaculate Conception Mission in South Dakota and it didn't make the news outside of Indian Country.

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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 8d

WE HAVE LIFTOFF

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Our Long National Nightmare by Tom Tomorrow

Relive the trauma of the last five years through the cartoons of Herblock Award winner and Pulitzer nominee Tom Tomorrow.

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P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 8d

We're the ones who suffer, paying for stupid bullshit attempts at journalism like this. The coal-fired averaging machine does not have feelings (or any practical application other than stealing intellectual property).

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Farrell Destination: Bloodlines @jfsculpts.bsky.social · 9d

Oh. There’s a new Parker movie out.

Farrell Destination: Bloodlines @jfsculpts.bsky.social · Sep 12

Let’s see how this video works!

Here’s a digital bust of Richard Stark’s Parker.

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 10d

Wet Signature Leg

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10d

Ruin a band with law:

Eric Burden of Proof
Tom Petty Offense
Tortishead
Voir Deerhoof

Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 10d

Ruin a band with law:

No Reasonable Doubt

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 10d

Traffic Court

Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10d

Ruin a band with law:

Eric Burden of Proof
Tom Petty Offense
Tortishead
Voir Deerhoof

Corey Rayburn Yung @coreyryung.bsky.social · 10d

Ruin a band with law:

No Reasonable Doubt

P.J. Shapiro @pjshapiro.bsky.social · 12d

I should have included the middle line: "A newt?"