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Paul Moehringer
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Baseball person.
Is it too much to ask for people to give you an honest evaluation of how long things are going to take?

Yes. Yes it is.
December 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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I love how they've got Moby on there as an answer to their own question
December 7, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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Frosty The Snowman, a being trapped at the mercy of man. made amble by magic, magic held by the hands & whimsies of kinder. when head is bare is he still living somewhere distant in the ether? when alive does he fear the looming loss of his slushen existence due to man’s warming of the the planet?
December 7, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Claiming to be pro-immigrant while supporting Donald Trump is like saying you acknowledge the prophet Muhammad, while still identifying as a Catholic.

Can’t have it both ways.
CURTIS: All of us need to wake up every morning & say, 'what am I doing to make immigrants feel welcome' regardless of an individual says

BASH: But he's not just an individual. He's the president calling an entire community garbage

C: We knew very well what we were electing. We wanted a disrupter
December 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Or, you just count up the number of good/great seasons and make your decision based on that.

No need to overthink the process.
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
USC really needs to stop outsourcing their recruiting to campus fraternities.
Boobie Feaster joins Willi Wascher and Chasen Johnson
December 4, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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one more cab calloway thing: he performed "minnie the moocher" in blues brothers, which was a 1931 song in a 1980 movie, the modern equivalent would be aerosmith performing "back in the saddle" in a movie released this year, you're all welcome
November 30, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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uh
November 29, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Word of advice.

Don’t finish what you can’t start.
November 29, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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I cannot stop laughing at this
November 27, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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In case anyone is curious, this was the Thanksgiving menu at The Last Waltz
November 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Brandon Nimmo is the first millionaire to flee Zohran Mamdani's Communist New York City
November 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
NASCAR: “We’re 130 laps in, and it’s still anyone’s race!!”

F1: “We’re on lap four, and unless the leader has a heart attack, this race is already pretty much over.“
November 23, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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This sounds like the country’s worst minor league team
November 22, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Venn Diagram of the day.
November 15, 2025 at 2:56 AM
If I had a nickel for every time Bill Clinton was in the news for getting a blowjob, I’d have two nickels, which I know isn’t a lot, but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
November 14, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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This is a core element of conservative philosophy: If a single "undeserving" person is getting a government benefit, the answer is to take it away from millions.*

*Offer does not apply to tax loopholes or any other benefit enjoyed by the wealthy
Brooke Rollins: "SNAP is a broken program. SNAP is full of corruption. We found 186,000 dead people."
November 13, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Trump and the GOP are working on healthcare with the same sense of speed and urgency that George R.R. Martin is working on The Winds of Winter.
FOX NEWS: So what would Trumpcare look like?

DR OZ: Well, these are all ideas that we're still working on
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
If you’re not also going to call out the people in your own party who went along with this nonsense, I don’t want to hear it.

I’ll vote for the reanimated body of Fidel Castro at this point before I vote for another moderate Democrat.
We're debating on the government funding package right now and every single Republican voted against a Democratic amendment to pass a clean, one-year extension of the ACA tax credits.

Republicans just don't care about your health care.
November 11, 2025 at 3:37 AM
You mean to tell me this guy is a culturally bankrupt freak?
November 11, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Maybe important to note it was the disruption in air travel that Democrats couldn't stand and not, you know, 40+ million people not knowing where their next meal was coming from.
November 10, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Rogers Hornsby: People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball. I'll tell you what I do. I stare out the window and wait for spring.

Rogers Hornsby's Therapist: Let's unpack that, Roger.

Rogers Hornsby: It's "Rogers"
November 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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“Stuff keeps happening while we’re talking to the managers” OH REALLY
November 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Having a problem with someone for no reason other than they look and talk differently from you is the dictionary definition of racism.
October 29, 2025 at 4:26 PM