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monster hunter, armored core, and i guess warhammer now
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“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
I asked what I should use instead of firefox and someone said “floorp” and I legitimately thought it was a bit for like five minutes. tech has gone beyond making the torment nexus real to making poob real.
December 17, 2025 at 3:37 AM
“try water fox or ice weasel” try chill penguin. install flame mammoth. you just download bubble crab. literally just use boomer kuwanger. sting chameleon has a search bar, use it to find toxic seahorse.
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incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
December 16, 2025 at 10:53 PM
incredible stuff over at r/ididnthaveeggs
It’s a eggnog recipe
It’s a eggnog recipe
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I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
December 16, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I was familiar with it before but actually sitting down to read Jojo's Bizarre Adventure is like discovering a new primary color. A bunch of Tom of Finland guys named, like, Grand Funk Railroad and Kiss Alive saying shit like "You actually thought decapitating me would slow me down? Foolish child."
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This Santa outfit is a little too big for Uni
December 12, 2025 at 9:22 PM
This Santa outfit is a little too big for Uni
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Big ol' Warhammer (fanart!) poster I did for the Apothecarion charity event. This was a massive undertaking for mw, it's the most complex thing I've ever done and the first piece of (semi) personal art I've completed in about 10 years.
October 29, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Big ol' Warhammer (fanart!) poster I did for the Apothecarion charity event. This was a massive undertaking for mw, it's the most complex thing I've ever done and the first piece of (semi) personal art I've completed in about 10 years.
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I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
August 28, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I can't stop thinking about the guy hitting a clip in dig dug
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Someone should buy Pac-Man World 2 Re-Pac. They are advertising the game on ramen and the Thanksgiving parade. I feel bad.
November 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Someone should buy Pac-Man World 2 Re-Pac. They are advertising the game on ramen and the Thanksgiving parade. I feel bad.
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
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Happy Belly Yellow Mustard, Kosher, 20 ounce (Pack of 1) is $0.57 on Amazon buff.ly/QgAlKvd #ad
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Happy Belly Yellow Mustard, Kosher, 20 ounce (Pack of 1) is $0.57 on Amazon buff.ly/QgAlKvd #ad
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Alas, we have arrived at the eve of the eve of All Hallows’ Eve. As promised, the Hollywood Hang Dong Challenge has a special event planned, kicking off today!
Welcome to part one of a three-part, three-day series on Willem Dafoe horror: welcome to the HalloWill Hang Dafong Challenge!
Welcome to part one of a three-part, three-day series on Willem Dafoe horror: welcome to the HalloWill Hang Dafong Challenge!
October 29, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Alas, we have arrived at the eve of the eve of All Hallows’ Eve. As promised, the Hollywood Hang Dong Challenge has a special event planned, kicking off today!
Welcome to part one of a three-part, three-day series on Willem Dafoe horror: welcome to the HalloWill Hang Dafong Challenge!
Welcome to part one of a three-part, three-day series on Willem Dafoe horror: welcome to the HalloWill Hang Dafong Challenge!
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Nosferatu (2024)
9/10 - Some folks may have asked whether we needed a new Nosferatu film in 2024. Robert Eggers answered with a mic drop by proudly displaying Count Orcock.
We wish the lighting afforded us a better view, and that a prosthetic was not used, but we still applaud vigorously.
9/10 - Some folks may have asked whether we needed a new Nosferatu film in 2024. Robert Eggers answered with a mic drop by proudly displaying Count Orcock.
We wish the lighting afforded us a better view, and that a prosthetic was not used, but we still applaud vigorously.
October 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Nosferatu (2024)
9/10 - Some folks may have asked whether we needed a new Nosferatu film in 2024. Robert Eggers answered with a mic drop by proudly displaying Count Orcock.
We wish the lighting afforded us a better view, and that a prosthetic was not used, but we still applaud vigorously.
9/10 - Some folks may have asked whether we needed a new Nosferatu film in 2024. Robert Eggers answered with a mic drop by proudly displaying Count Orcock.
We wish the lighting afforded us a better view, and that a prosthetic was not used, but we still applaud vigorously.
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I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”
October 26, 2025 at 12:07 PM
I told my dad that i knew how to fix our toilet, he sounded mildly impressed but then said “oh was there and episode of the simpsons where they fix a toilet or something.”
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I fucking knew it.
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French's Worcestershire Sauce - 1 Gallon is $6.89 on Amazon buff.ly/RQQye6O #ad
October 17, 2025 at 5:11 AM
French's Worcestershire Sauce - 1 Gallon is $6.89 on Amazon buff.ly/RQQye6O #ad
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Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
October 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world,... I feel like I can't take it. And my heart is just going to cave in.
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CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
October 7, 2025 at 7:19 PM
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
CLOWN PAT
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Kicking off spooky month here with:
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
1/10 - A pioneer of the comedy horror genre, this film heavily leaned into several common horror tropes by sexualizing its characters. And yet, with rife opportunities to do so, we are not once treated to any Alan Tu-dick...
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
1/10 - A pioneer of the comedy horror genre, this film heavily leaned into several common horror tropes by sexualizing its characters. And yet, with rife opportunities to do so, we are not once treated to any Alan Tu-dick...
October 1, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Kicking off spooky month here with:
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
1/10 - A pioneer of the comedy horror genre, this film heavily leaned into several common horror tropes by sexualizing its characters. And yet, with rife opportunities to do so, we are not once treated to any Alan Tu-dick...
Tucker & Dale vs. Evil (2010)
1/10 - A pioneer of the comedy horror genre, this film heavily leaned into several common horror tropes by sexualizing its characters. And yet, with rife opportunities to do so, we are not once treated to any Alan Tu-dick...
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The Thing (1982)
2/10 - The Thing. Come on… The THING! It’s right there in the title! This movie delivers many thrilling and chilling moments, leaving the audience on constant alert for who’s human and who’s not. But all those men? Out there in the cold? We should have been on hard alert as well.
2/10 - The Thing. Come on… The THING! It’s right there in the title! This movie delivers many thrilling and chilling moments, leaving the audience on constant alert for who’s human and who’s not. But all those men? Out there in the cold? We should have been on hard alert as well.
October 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
The Thing (1982)
2/10 - The Thing. Come on… The THING! It’s right there in the title! This movie delivers many thrilling and chilling moments, leaving the audience on constant alert for who’s human and who’s not. But all those men? Out there in the cold? We should have been on hard alert as well.
2/10 - The Thing. Come on… The THING! It’s right there in the title! This movie delivers many thrilling and chilling moments, leaving the audience on constant alert for who’s human and who’s not. But all those men? Out there in the cold? We should have been on hard alert as well.
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sonnys first birthday
September 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
sonnys first birthday