Pokecheque 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦✌️☮️
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He/him. Hockey fan and professional time-waster
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Just FYI for those of you who didn’t follow me on The Cursed Site—I’m very passionate about dog rescue and fostered roughly a dozen dogs, two of which became service dogs, so I’m gonna repost rescue stuff from time to time.
Wife wanted to watch Spirited, I reluctantly chose to join her instead of continuing to watch the Avs game. Possibly made the right choice.
December 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Wife wanted to watch Spirited, I reluctantly chose to join her instead of continuing to watch the Avs game. Possibly made the right choice.
Cale played that 2-on-1 really poorly. NHL defensemen just won’t play the pass no matter how many times you tell them.
December 28, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Cale played that 2-on-1 really poorly. NHL defensemen just won’t play the pass no matter how many times you tell them.
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Blackhawks and Stars going to a shootout.
December 28, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Oh no. Oh shit.
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Oh no. Oh shit.
Yep. And I would also ban derivatives and “predictive markets” as well.
I think if i ever became king of the world I would ban all private equity and venture capitalists.
This might cause problems, you'll say.
Oh well, still banned. Those clowns ruin everything.
This might cause problems, you'll say.
Oh well, still banned. Those clowns ruin everything.
December 28, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Yep. And I would also ban derivatives and “predictive markets” as well.
The Sens deserve to lose this for no other reason than wearing black helmets with white jerseys. Disgusting.
December 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The Sens deserve to lose this for no other reason than wearing black helmets with white jerseys. Disgusting.
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/
December 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker https://theonion.com/revised-national-parks-webpage-describes-harriet-tubman-as-human-trafficker/
Okay here’s one scoring stat I know for sure the Avs are nowhere near
2025-2026 Power Play Goals Leaders:
14 - Wyatt Johnston
11 - Leon Draisaitl
10 - Pavel Dorofeyev
9 - Alex DeBrincat
9 - Jason Robertson
https://www.hockey-reference.com/leagues/NHL_2026_skaters.html#stats::13
14 - Wyatt Johnston
11 - Leon Draisaitl
10 - Pavel Dorofeyev
9 - Alex DeBrincat
9 - Jason Robertson
https://www.hockey-reference.com/leagues/NHL_2026_skaters.html#stats::13
December 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Okay here’s one scoring stat I know for sure the Avs are nowhere near
Edmonton fans should’ve psyched for this one.
After a strong training camp and registering 27 points in 32 games with Belleville this season, the stage is set for Xavier Bourgault to make his NHL debut tonight in Toronto. Brush up on all you need to know about the 23-year old forward before he makes his debut 📰
Bourgault to make NHL debut in Toronto | Ottawa Senators
23-year-old forward played on Boxing Day at Scotiabank Arena against Marlies
ottsens.com
December 27, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Edmonton fans should’ve psyched for this one.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Been a little while for the Water Bug. Brindley for #AvsPsychic tonight.
December 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Been a little while for the Water Bug. Brindley for #AvsPsychic tonight.
Mo Rielly’s third pairing now?
Here are the projected lines for tonight's game via our guy Arun Srinivasan
December 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Mo Rielly’s third pairing now?
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once upon a time when elected officials nominated anti-vaxxers to prominent roles in charge of public health newspapers would run entire front page stories asking every doctor in town how much of a menace to public health that person would be & gosh it would have been nice if they still did that
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 AM
once upon a time when elected officials nominated anti-vaxxers to prominent roles in charge of public health newspapers would run entire front page stories asking every doctor in town how much of a menace to public health that person would be & gosh it would have been nice if they still did that
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Re-running this for 2025 and... Yikes, Rockies! The Giants were the most stressful, alternating leading and trailing in the last few innings
December 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Re-running this for 2025 and... Yikes, Rockies! The Giants were the most stressful, alternating leading and trailing in the last few innings
Timer. Came out in 2009. Posits the crazy notion about what would happen if technology existed that told you exactly when you meet your soulmate, and then asks if that’s a good thing.
Name your fav film that nobody else knows about
December 27, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Timer. Came out in 2009. Posits the crazy notion about what would happen if technology existed that told you exactly when you meet your soulmate, and then asks if that’s a good thing.
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine fans know what meme would work here…
Watching Love Island
December 27, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Star Trek: Deep Space Nine fans know what meme would work here…
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Whew. Would’ve loved for the Nuggets to not blow a 16-point lead there but hey, it only adds to the legend of Nikola Jokic.
Nuggets win 142-138. Jokic with 56-16-15. G2G, ttyl
December 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Whew. Would’ve loved for the Nuggets to not blow a 16-point lead there but hey, it only adds to the legend of Nikola Jokic.
Oh come on, Nuggets…
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 AM
Oh come on, Nuggets…
When this game is over the Broncos need to burn these uniforms.
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
When this game is over the Broncos need to burn these uniforms.
I get they don’t have anything to play for but COME ON, BRONCOS, you’re playing a third string quarterback!
December 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I get they don’t have anything to play for but COME ON, BRONCOS, you’re playing a third string quarterback!
Fucking hell
Injury Update: Cameron Johnson suffered a Right Knee Hyperextension injury during Tuesday night's game at the Dallas Mavericks. Cam will be re-evaluated in four to six weeks.
December 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Fucking hell
Holy shit if I was ever a tenth as awful to my parents on Xmas eve as my kids were tonight I owe them a HUGE apology.
December 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Holy shit if I was ever a tenth as awful to my parents on Xmas eve as my kids were tonight I owe them a HUGE apology.
Nuggets defense is probably gonna be about as good as anything I could muster on the court.
Injury Report ahead of tomorrow's game against the Timberwolves:
OUT:
Cameron Johnson (Right Knee Hyperextension Injury Management)
Aaron Gordon (Right Hamstring Strain)
Christian Braun (Left Ankle Sprain)
OUT:
Cameron Johnson (Right Knee Hyperextension Injury Management)
Aaron Gordon (Right Hamstring Strain)
Christian Braun (Left Ankle Sprain)
December 24, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Nuggets defense is probably gonna be about as good as anything I could muster on the court.
