pope "pope crunch" crunch
@popecrunch.bsky.social
i am here to Poast
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breakin shitposters kayfabe here for a sec
but, yeah. kids learn. constantly. they learn how to act by what they see. if you define yourself by what you hate instead of what you love, *on either side of anything*, so will they.
if you love freely and do your best to live that love, so will they. 🧵
but, yeah. kids learn. constantly. they learn how to act by what they see. if you define yourself by what you hate instead of what you love, *on either side of anything*, so will they.
if you love freely and do your best to live that love, so will they. 🧵
feeling sick and my niece brought me a cup of water and says if I need anything, just call her 🥹 I love when toddlers reflect how you treat them back to you
December 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
breakin shitposters kayfabe here for a sec
but, yeah. kids learn. constantly. they learn how to act by what they see. if you define yourself by what you hate instead of what you love, *on either side of anything*, so will they.
if you love freely and do your best to live that love, so will they. 🧵
but, yeah. kids learn. constantly. they learn how to act by what they see. if you define yourself by what you hate instead of what you love, *on either side of anything*, so will they.
if you love freely and do your best to live that love, so will they. 🧵
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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October 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
dear #warcraft creators on the internet, online. it is pronounced "bray-zher". bray-zher. the word you are actually saying when you say "bruh-zeer" is a brassiere, which I'd think you'd be very familiar with, given what a right tit ye sound like 💜
December 9, 2025 at 1:44 AM
dear #warcraft creators on the internet, online. it is pronounced "bray-zher". bray-zher. the word you are actually saying when you say "bruh-zeer" is a brassiere, which I'd think you'd be very familiar with, given what a right tit ye sound like 💜
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Every team needs a pervert and a racist. If either of them pauses or laughs at it then you scrap it
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Every team needs a pervert and a racist. If either of them pauses or laughs at it then you scrap it
hey #ttrpg players. what would make you think a gaming space would be worth a small use fee like 3-5 bucks a head? ish? space, privacy, bathrooms, wifi all included baseline. trying to come up with ways for the (UU, not 'jesusy') church I help run to keep the lights on.
December 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
hey #ttrpg players. what would make you think a gaming space would be worth a small use fee like 3-5 bucks a head? ish? space, privacy, bathrooms, wifi all included baseline. trying to come up with ways for the (UU, not 'jesusy') church I help run to keep the lights on.
@worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com cool idea I will sell you for free, donate five bucks to a food security org like feeding America or whatever to unlock a short questline where you can finally hook topper mcnabb up with a hot meal (or horde equivalent).
November 28, 2025 at 5:48 PM
@worldofwarcraft.blizzard.com cool idea I will sell you for free, donate five bucks to a food security org like feeding America or whatever to unlock a short questline where you can finally hook topper mcnabb up with a hot meal (or horde equivalent).
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dear bluesky help me do my job. people keep leaving the basement lights on in my church, and i want to make a new sign asking them to stop doing that. i also want to have some fun with this, and i am in my forties, so that means being as out of touch as possible, for laughs. GOT IDEAS????>>>?????:?
November 20, 2025 at 6:54 PM
dear bluesky help me do my job. people keep leaving the basement lights on in my church, and i want to make a new sign asking them to stop doing that. i also want to have some fun with this, and i am in my forties, so that means being as out of touch as possible, for laughs. GOT IDEAS????>>>?????:?
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If you hear them disengage after you bring up the morality of it, then attack from a profit point of view. Claim to be a shareholder (they can't check), and tell them that if they continue to deny a legal stream of income, you'll be forced to sell while your shares still have value.
October 31, 2025 at 5:13 PM
If you hear them disengage after you bring up the morality of it, then attack from a profit point of view. Claim to be a shareholder (they can't check), and tell them that if they continue to deny a legal stream of income, you'll be forced to sell while your shares still have value.
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#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
October 31, 2025 at 5:00 PM
#SaveSpeech
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
starting Nov 1st we're entering the holiday season, which is a big stress point for big businesses like Mastercard and Visa. These Paypros havent stopped cracking down on Adult Content, so we need to jump back into calling them in full force again!
stop-paypros.neocities.org
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Nothing I have ever read, no class I’ve ever taken, nothing I can think of at all, was ever as affecting or did more to turn me into a feminist as seeing what men say to women online. That was like 20 years ago now & the only thing that’s changed is they’re way weirder now.
POV: you are a young woman celebrating a recent academic success
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Nothing I have ever read, no class I’ve ever taken, nothing I can think of at all, was ever as affecting or did more to turn me into a feminist as seeing what men say to women online. That was like 20 years ago now & the only thing that’s changed is they’re way weirder now.
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Once upon a time, the ever-evolving graffiti on this reservoir near the psych unit was a cave-painting-record. I photographed much of it over months.
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
February 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Once upon a time, the ever-evolving graffiti on this reservoir near the psych unit was a cave-painting-record. I photographed much of it over months.
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
One day they painted it grey. The next day:
watchin @crendor.bsky.social and I'm like, this is void goatse. it even has the little triangular highlight in place of the dude's ring. xal'atath posted hole and I can't stop laughing
November 13, 2025 at 3:58 AM
watchin @crendor.bsky.social and I'm like, this is void goatse. it even has the little triangular highlight in place of the dude's ring. xal'atath posted hole and I can't stop laughing
The police are not legally required to protect you. This is the case where the Supreme Court decided that.
In 1999, a woman named Jessica Gonzales sought and obtained an order of protection against her physically abusive husband ("AH"), who had repeatedly threatened to kill her and their three children. The order included language specifically limiting when and where AH was allowed to see the children.
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The police are not legally required to protect you. This is the case where the Supreme Court decided that.
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This made me so joyous I had to do a little dance
November 12, 2025 at 3:34 PM
This made me so joyous I had to do a little dance
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November 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
what in fuck. this is some devil shit. the identical faces is fucking with me. I feel like this is the sort of shit that lets people's minds
Looking forward to all of this sort of thing your Aunt is seeing on Facebook today
November 11, 2025 at 3:13 PM
what in fuck. this is some devil shit. the identical faces is fucking with me. I feel like this is the sort of shit that lets people's minds
🧵Thinking i might have this whole identity thing just about licked now. Last couple weeks have made it abundantly clear that any remaining faith I had in the ability of people to put faith over ego in my church was misplaced, and that I will be much happier, healthier, and in a better position to
November 10, 2025 at 9:15 PM
🧵Thinking i might have this whole identity thing just about licked now. Last couple weeks have made it abundantly clear that any remaining faith I had in the ability of people to put faith over ego in my church was misplaced, and that I will be much happier, healthier, and in a better position to
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I wish that when people accused me of malice that they'd give me SOME amount of credit for the mental and physical pain I'm in constantly. Not as an excuse, but just a little consideration. I do it, why can't they?
November 9, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I wish that when people accused me of malice that they'd give me SOME amount of credit for the mental and physical pain I'm in constantly. Not as an excuse, but just a little consideration. I do it, why can't they?
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no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
November 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM
no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy
morning internet I just saw a green bird double cheeking it on a Saturday morning right in front of god and everybody. it is well and truly 2025. go fuck this day in the neck
November 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
morning internet I just saw a green bird double cheeking it on a Saturday morning right in front of god and everybody. it is well and truly 2025. go fuck this day in the neck
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“You’re going to be disappointing other people or you’re going to be disappointing yourself. You have to choose.” — my partner to me today. Thought I’d mess yall up too. Thanks!
November 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
“You’re going to be disappointing other people or you’re going to be disappointing yourself. You have to choose.” — my partner to me today. Thought I’d mess yall up too. Thanks!
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i hope you remember that he was explicitly talking about supporting trans people here
November 7, 2025 at 9:55 PM
i hope you remember that he was explicitly talking about supporting trans people here