Zeph
@pork.markets
Developer Wrangler, Queer, Toy Robots. Simple As.
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Every printer built after 1996 was an affront to god
December 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Every printer built after 1996 was an affront to god
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Extremely cool and also a reminder that conservatives in America campaigned so hard against HPV vaccination because they thought getting a vaccine to prevent cancer by preventing HPV would make a bunch of teenagers have sex
Congrats to Australia, this is really cool!
report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au
report.cervicalcancercontrol.org.au
December 21, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Extremely cool and also a reminder that conservatives in America campaigned so hard against HPV vaccination because they thought getting a vaccine to prevent cancer by preventing HPV would make a bunch of teenagers have sex
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Borrowed with love from Mastodon:
December 16, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Borrowed with love from Mastodon:
I've been saying for years we should be considering the economic policies of Ultimecia, and finally someone is listening.
If elected, I will stop time once and for all.
December 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I've been saying for years we should be considering the economic policies of Ultimecia, and finally someone is listening.
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Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
December 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Michael C. Rockefeller got shipwrecked in 1963, washed up on an island, and was promptly eaten by cannibals.
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This one is personal.
Blade Runner 2049's ending when K has finally completed all of his tasks and gets to lie down deeply hits me.
It’s why I do this series. Every drawing is a search for calm. Characters being able to just live in their break.
Who else should I draw?
Blade Runner 2049's ending when K has finally completed all of his tasks and gets to lie down deeply hits me.
It’s why I do this series. Every drawing is a search for calm. Characters being able to just live in their break.
Who else should I draw?
December 13, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This one is personal.
Blade Runner 2049's ending when K has finally completed all of his tasks and gets to lie down deeply hits me.
It’s why I do this series. Every drawing is a search for calm. Characters being able to just live in their break.
Who else should I draw?
Blade Runner 2049's ending when K has finally completed all of his tasks and gets to lie down deeply hits me.
It’s why I do this series. Every drawing is a search for calm. Characters being able to just live in their break.
Who else should I draw?
I think this might be my favourite thing ever
December 9, 2025 at 10:37 PM
I think this might be my favourite thing ever
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can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
December 8, 2025 at 9:29 AM
can't stop watching this clip of a tesla Optimus teleoperator taking his headset off before properly logging out the robot
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Pillars of 👀
🔭🐡🧪🎨
🔭🐡🧪🎨
December 8, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Pillars of 👀
🔭🐡🧪🎨
🔭🐡🧪🎨
oh my god
December 7, 2025 at 9:14 PM
oh my god
suction reservoir would be my drag name
December 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
suction reservoir would be my drag name
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the Defiant-class design was perfect for shark-mouth nose art, it's a crime they never actually did it
December 6, 2025 at 9:24 PM
the Defiant-class design was perfect for shark-mouth nose art, it's a crime they never actually did it
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TIL about Project Cauldron/Oilsand, a 1958 proposal to "free" oil from Alberta's tar sands by burying a nine-kiloton nuclear warhead there and detonating it to see if it could "create an oilfield on demand" 😳😳😳
December 4, 2025 at 7:10 PM
TIL about Project Cauldron/Oilsand, a 1958 proposal to "free" oil from Alberta's tar sands by burying a nine-kiloton nuclear warhead there and detonating it to see if it could "create an oilfield on demand" 😳😳😳
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i don’t see the appeal of expedition 33. if i wanted to see the french suffer I’d watch eurovision
November 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
i don’t see the appeal of expedition 33. if i wanted to see the french suffer I’d watch eurovision
It turns out if you fly TUI out of Barbados the departure terminal has a Concorde in it
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
It turns out if you fly TUI out of Barbados the departure terminal has a Concorde in it
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It is voting day 1/? in the uk. For a good primer on UK politics I recommend this book:
May 2, 2024 at 11:38 AM
It is voting day 1/? in the uk. For a good primer on UK politics I recommend this book:
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But they could double their market by selling cheese to females!
Think of the Profits! Think of the Latinum!
Think of the Profits! Think of the Latinum!
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
But they could double their market by selling cheese to females!
Think of the Profits! Think of the Latinum!
Think of the Profits! Think of the Latinum!
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If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”
June 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
If you’re wondering what a “least weasel” is, they absolutely live up to the name. This is the least amount of animal you can have that can still meet the bar for “is weasel”