Pork Roll Scoop
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Track Coach. Scoop. Phan. Not in that order.
Currently in NC, but Jersey is always home. He/his
Currently in NC, but Jersey is always home. He/his
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another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Great thread
I don't know who needs to know this, but Jesus is not everyone's savior in the United States.
Merry Christian Nationalism Day
December 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Great thread
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"The reason so many of yesterday’s free-speech champions transitioned so easily into today’s pro-Trump censors is that their definition of free speech never included the right of others to talk back." @adamserwer.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
The Triumph of Free-Speech Hypocrisy
What the 60 Minutes scandal reveals
www.theatlantic.com
December 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
"The reason so many of yesterday’s free-speech champions transitioned so easily into today’s pro-Trump censors is that their definition of free speech never included the right of others to talk back." @adamserwer.bsky.social www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
I just got my ass kicked by a bunch of Christmas cookies, so trust me when I tell you, I can take it
December 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I just got my ass kicked by a bunch of Christmas cookies, so trust me when I tell you, I can take it
Ooh, Travis. That pass.
December 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Ooh, Travis. That pass.
Merry Chris Bosh!
December 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Merry Chris Bosh!
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Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/
December 22, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Nick Sirianni To Eagles Fans: ‘I Hate All Of You, Fuck You’ https://theonion.com/nick-sirianni-to-eagles-fans-i-hate-all-of-you-fuck-you/
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Quit electing republicans.
December 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Quit electing republicans.
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"The people who did this to America will never pay a price. And if we defeat them, our success will be used as an argument against us."
Trump's Consigliere Just Stepped in It
No one will ever pay for this.
lnk.thebulwark.com
December 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"The people who did this to America will never pay a price. And if we defeat them, our success will be used as an argument against us."
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I still don’t know if it’s Gavin Newsom or Gavin Newsome and frankly I don’t respect the man enough to figure it out
December 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I still don’t know if it’s Gavin Newsom or Gavin Newsome and frankly I don’t respect the man enough to figure it out
Did JJ just say "beware of 21 year old goalies who are considered saviors"?!
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Did JJ just say "beware of 21 year old goalies who are considered saviors"?!
We all loved Rob Reiner movies. But even his terrible movies brought a form of joy. I give you Roger Ebert (who was a big fan also) and his review of the 1994 movie, North
December 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
We all loved Rob Reiner movies. But even his terrible movies brought a form of joy. I give you Roger Ebert (who was a big fan also) and his review of the 1994 movie, North
Just watch the new Spinal Tap yesterday. This sucks
December 15, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Just watch the new Spinal Tap yesterday. This sucks
Why do I watch sports when all they create is pain?
December 9, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Why do I watch sports when all they create is pain?
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The problem is not the pardon power. The problem is us. We weren't supposed to elect a crook as POTUS. If we did, the people we elected in Congress are supposed to do something about it. We're idiots, so we've elected crooks & cowards all the way up the line.
The problem is us. We need to fix us.
The problem is us. We need to fix us.
Giving the president the pardon power was a mistake. The most corrupt president in American history is conducting a jailbreak for his fellow criminals.
December 5, 2025 at 5:46 AM
The problem is not the pardon power. The problem is us. We weren't supposed to elect a crook as POTUS. If we did, the people we elected in Congress are supposed to do something about it. We're idiots, so we've elected crooks & cowards all the way up the line.
The problem is us. We need to fix us.
The problem is us. We need to fix us.
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I did not find out the hard way, not to raze my haemorrhoids, which I do not have, no matter what @thefamouspaul.bsky.social says on @heyscoops.bsky.social
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
December 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
I did not find out the hard way, not to raze my haemorrhoids, which I do not have, no matter what @thefamouspaul.bsky.social says on @heyscoops.bsky.social
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
My family is Italian, so I don't think we're the best barometer
How did Americans treat each other before Trump came along? Worse or better?
I wrote this about #Thanksgiving and gratitude five years ago. Still good advice, I think.
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
www.theatlantic.com/newsletters/...
November 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My family is Italian, so I don't think we're the best barometer
They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
They're hitting the ground like sacks of wet cement!
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Pete Hegseth is right: Mark Kelly shouldn't be a senator.
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
Senator Mark Kelly Is in the Wrong Job
He should be secretary of defense.
www.theatlantic.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Pete Hegseth is right: Mark Kelly shouldn't be a senator.
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
He should take Hegseth's job and be SECDEF.
I'll be on MSNOW at 4pm to talk more about it.
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
I've never liked RPGs, did not like Diablo or Borderlands or Elder Scrolls. Do I want to try Clair Obscur?
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I've never liked RPGs, did not like Diablo or Borderlands or Elder Scrolls. Do I want to try Clair Obscur?
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Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
November 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Trump's domestic Gestapo raided a job site, then handcuffed a US citizen born in Raleigh NC -- even after being shown the guy's REAL ID, which is only available to US citizens and LPRs
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
CBP+ICE will ignore your identifying documents when it suits their racism
www.newsobserver.com/news/local/a...
Am I really high, or did the Flyers just scored 3 in like 30 seconds?
November 23, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Am I really high, or did the Flyers just scored 3 in like 30 seconds?
NCAA Regionals
...and one of my guys forgot his uniform
...and one of my guys forgot his uniform
November 15, 2025 at 2:34 PM
NCAA Regionals
...and one of my guys forgot his uniform
...and one of my guys forgot his uniform
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I represent dozens (yes, dozens) of people raped by guards in the Federal Bureau of Prisons.
It sure would be nice if DOJ gave a tenth as much of a shit when it comes to compensating them.
It sure would be nice if DOJ gave a tenth as much of a shit when it comes to compensating them.
NEW: DOJ has been in settlement talks with Michael Flynn -- Trump's first national security adviser seeking $50M for his prosecution by ex-special counsel Robert Mueller -- and Stefan Passantino, a Trump I White House lawyer who accused the House Jan. 6 committee of privacy violations
bit.ly/4hWdolc
bit.ly/4hWdolc
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I represent dozens (yes, dozens) of people raped by guards in the Federal Bureau of Prisons.
It sure would be nice if DOJ gave a tenth as much of a shit when it comes to compensating them.
It sure would be nice if DOJ gave a tenth as much of a shit when it comes to compensating them.
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November 13, 2025 at 5:30 AM