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Today's DUI discourse reminds me of the cognitohazardous information that in Wisconsin, your first DUI - assuming no injuries to others or too much property damage - is literally just a civil infraction
December 12, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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some things aren't attacks, they’re people learning you in real time. some things aren't losses, they’re doors you were never meant to walk through.

half the peace you’re chasing shows when you stop arguing with your instincts and let yourself be exactly who you've been becoming this whole time.
Maturing is realizing that…
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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the people of this great republic yearn for locomotive transport
December 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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When I was a kid in Cincinnati we called it “Kill The Man”. We moved to San Francisco and they give it the unfortunate name of “Snag the F*g”.
December 12, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Depending on where you're from, this game was called several things, including what Bijan Robinson called it.
December 12, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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I'm definitely pancaffeine, but not polycaffeine. I'll drink an energy drink by itself, but not like an energy drink, coffee, tea, and whatever else all at once on my desk.
December 12, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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pancaffiene, of course, refers to someone who consumes all types of energy drinks and doesn't have a particular brand loyalty. I used to consider myself bi, but have realized lately that I've actually got a pan streak
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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you've heard of bisexual but have you heard of bicaffiene? (consumes both coffee and energy drinks)
December 12, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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Though truthfully repeat DUI absolutely warrants jail time in exactly the same way, and for exactly the same reasons, firing a gun randomly down a street would
December 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Take their licenses away. And if they keep driving without one, *that* is a reason to lock them up
December 12, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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it would take 30 years to transform my hometown into some place where the infrastructure is meaningfully less car centric. what should we do in the meantime to keep repeat offenders for speeding and DUIs off the roads?
December 12, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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As if Amsterdam or Copenhagen or Helsinki have giant jails for drivers — no, just like everything else, we solve this with infrastructure and investment, not punitive measures.
December 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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there are a million ways to slow down cars and make urban grids safe for kids. but we won't do any of them because CARS RULE so fuck it, i'm a camera guy. cars suck.
December 12, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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Ok. But aggressive enforcement and the lure of revenue can lead to bad places.

www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-wat...
Opinion | How municipalities in St. Louis County, Mo., profit from poverty
The uprising in Ferguson was an inevitable reaction to the institutional racism coursing through the area for decades.
www.washingtonpost.com
December 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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Actually it’s good if the one daily activity that kills other people if you fuck it up is heavily regulated
December 12, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Didn’t realize your post was the source of all the discussion I’m seeing. But I think engineering/easement is a much better approach than ubiquitous camera enforcement — and without the moral hazard of generating revenue for local gov.

But I agree that DWIs are a much more difficult problem.
December 12, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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all respect, what should be done about people who rack up speeding infractions and DUIs? i do not want to throw them in prison. i do want to limit their ability to do harm. and there seems to be almost no concern for the fact that speeding or driving under the influence is not a victimless crime.
December 12, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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I think it was a huge mistake to make our society so car-dependent. But man. The Discourse today is a good reminder that when it comes to roadways policy, otherwise progressive anti-car people quickly become some of the most pro-carceral, anti-civil liberties people on the planet.
December 12, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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If I was a 65 year old creep caught on email speaking of an Asian woman I wanted to fuck as a “peril”, I’d take a hot bath and open my veins.

These people hate you, they hate us, and I think it’s time we return it.
December 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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They preyed on children. All of them.
December 12, 2025 at 3:18 PM
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Rust Cohle whispering in ear dot gif
December 12, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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“Certain immigrants kind of deserve the abuse, the white working class has been under real economic strain since Bidenflation took over their lives”
“Those of us on the left should be fighting to improve protections for workers of all races, and thereby for the betterment of people’s material conditions regardless of their views,” Arash Azizi argues:
Why the Cinnabon Story Doesn’t Make Me Happy
The left should be promoting working-class solidarity, not delighting in seeing workers summarily dismissed.
bit.ly
December 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Tough talk from the man who watches the biggest dork who ever lived attempt to breed his wife with a broken dick.
“…And yet there are Republican lawmakers who eagerly facilitate the disinheritance of their own children.”

That right there is some dark, disturbing shit.
December 12, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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I presume his reticence to acknowledge paternity of Barron is because he does indeed have a disability.
Trump on his wife's legislative initiative: "I just heard about that for the first time. The only thing I can tell you, I know one thing for sure, it's going to be great for children. I don't know what it is she's doing. She loves children. She's got a wonderful boy. And she's very proud of her boy"
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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What happens to a psychopath who does nothing but abuse everyone around him, even his own people, is that eventually someone breaks and shoves a knife in his gut, and then everyone else joins in, because he can't be left alive.
This should be the biggest story in the country right now. The sitting US President was extorting state lawmakers from his own party by threatening to withhold public money if they didn’t gerrymander for him.

I don’t know how else to say it…
December 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM