One of the best to ever do it

The piss tank on the ISS is now 15% full.

idk

one of the most important moments in television

one of my tiktok followers made this

I hate when people call the green m&m the sexy one, they are all sexy

the Hoenn region, one of the most hostile regions, has just put a nasty 50% tariff on all pokemon. if this tariff is not removed immediately, Kanto will put a 200% tariff on all BLAZIKENS, GARDEVOIRS, AND ABSOLS COMING OUT OF HOENN. this will be great for the zubat and pidgey businesses in Kanto

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

new habits i want to adopt in 2024:

- plagiarizing
- littering
- shoplifting from small businesses
- swallowing my gum
- watching more regular season baseball games

GORDON RAMSAY: and the eggs, they are?
UGLÙK: they eggs. Taste good. Canapé.
RAMSAY: no I mean, where do you get the eggs
UGLÙK (gesturing towards Shelob’s lair): Get from big spider
RAMSAY: from big spider. Fuck me. Canapé eggs from big spider. Fucking hell.

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H.P. Lovecraft: Your limited human mind cannot comprehend Cthulhu

Me: (comprehending easily) Squid guy

“yeah, let’s uhh let’s go with another Butt Fumble, let’s fuckin go supersonic, fuckin Ass Catastrophe let’s do it”