[closes book, slowly removes glasses, and thoughtfully cleans them with a small cloth] I honestly don't think Waldo is in there

big day coming up for people who like dinner

Godsmack

The "bluesky is an echo chamber" think pieces that keep popping up really tickle me because they show how certain people genuinely believe social media should be for debating and arguing and not talking about the things that make you happy and sharing art with the world.

I’m trying to strike a healthy balance between being informed and being oblivious.

flashing forward to 4 years of Epic HHS later when every single american talks with the RFK Jr voice

what a truly inspired way to make a starter pack, I’m in awe

go.bsky.app/44frD6x

Appreciate this may not be a universally popular opinion but the less you treat BlueSky as a crusade or cause, and the more you position it as simply a superior user experience with a better governance approach, the more sustainable the growth will be.

This makes sense.

Hard pass, thanks.

Walking around my house, looking at my phone muttering “don’t love that” over and over

So we are already at that stage where Trump creates make-believe cabinet departments based on meme cryptocurrency and gives a Fox host our nuclear codes to lead the Pentagon?

you: (just gave birth in a bed of straw, husband doesn’t know who the dad is, bunch of weird old dudes showed up to gift stinky cologne) well it can’t get worse

me: (the little drummer boy) and-a one and-a two and-a one-two-three-four

Twitter/X has turned into a decaying strip mall from my childhood.

One that was once the spot, but has been overrun by hooligans, cheap/ fake stuff, and a weird smell that no one can get rid of.

Time for the hard stuff *pulls Werther's Original out of pocket*

Do not obey in advance.

The healing we didn't know we needed. https://buff.ly/4egUJ08