Karp
@primalmagikarp.bsky.social
any pronouns - game dev, writer - 20 y/o - faust main
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not quite as stretchy but I think embarrassed twelve is allowed in this club
December 28, 2025 at 7:25 PM
not quite as stretchy but I think embarrassed twelve is allowed in this club
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December 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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how angry would me testing out this thumbnail make the public
December 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
how angry would me testing out this thumbnail make the public
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GENERATIONAL TALENT LILY ALEXANDRE
Hidden cameras. Surveillance networks. Paranoid delusions.
My new video is about the feeling that you're being watched.
youtu.be/gStjfje6Mq4
My new video is about the feeling that you're being watched.
youtu.be/gStjfje6Mq4
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
GENERATIONAL TALENT LILY ALEXANDRE
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Respectfully, North Carolina is already good on pulled pork
November 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Respectfully, North Carolina is already good on pulled pork
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A perfect video to post today
November 4, 2025 at 7:09 PM
A perfect video to post today
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
theonion.com
September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible
The task of reporting is not a simple one. Each and every day, reporters and editors at publications like The Onion make difficult decisions about which issues should receive attention, knowing that o...
theonion.com
September 12, 2025 at 1:32 AM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board:
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I love these types of images by @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social they always make me smile when i see them
August 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I love these types of images by @bigyellowsilly.bsky.social they always make me smile when i see them
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Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/
August 25, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Guy In Philosophy Class Needs To Shut The Fuck Up https://theonion.com/guy-in-philosophy-class-needs-to-shut-the-fuck-up-1819568055/
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"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you
August 3, 2025 at 12:35 AM
"i just use AI for-" say no more, i already think less of you
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the makers of jelly belly jelly beans all sitting in a room: “yeah but we gotta make 10% of the flavors taste like absolute ass”
July 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
the makers of jelly belly jelly beans all sitting in a room: “yeah but we gotta make 10% of the flavors taste like absolute ass”
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This is not a comment on the quality of the game itself but man it's so wild they made a gacha game about horse racing. It's like a cigarette-themed slot machine.
July 13, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is not a comment on the quality of the game itself but man it's so wild they made a gacha game about horse racing. It's like a cigarette-themed slot machine.
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strive, gbvs, and under night aren't actually anime street fighter. kof is anime street fighter. strive is street fighter guilty gear and under night is kof blazblue. gbvs is mortal kombat strive and mortal kombat is dogshit
July 13, 2025 at 12:01 PM
strive, gbvs, and under night aren't actually anime street fighter. kof is anime street fighter. strive is street fighter guilty gear and under night is kof blazblue. gbvs is mortal kombat strive and mortal kombat is dogshit
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what a cool easter egg for the hardcore fans
July 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
what a cool easter egg for the hardcore fans
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my wife is out of town, you know what that means: think about my wife time
July 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
my wife is out of town, you know what that means: think about my wife time
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major job losses in the neo nazi industry, as publications replace writers with Grok
July 8, 2025 at 10:44 PM
major job losses in the neo nazi industry, as publications replace writers with Grok
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“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
July 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
“The New York Times collaborated with a white nationalist eugenicist hacker and agreed to keep his identity a secret to publish a Zohran Mamdani hit piece” is a way bigger story than “18 year old Zohran Mamdani ticked ‘African American’ on his Columbia application because he was a citizen of Uganda”
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June 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM