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Primal Concrete Sister Sledge
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Vegan, atheist, childfree, spinster, liberal Michigander. I love hot buttered toast, store brand chunky peanut butter, potatoes, hockey, and hair bands. Sometimes I just want to do a HALF plank, you know?
NO NO NO NO NO
Rep. Wesley Hunt: "The bottom line is this: when a federal officer gives you instructions, you abide by them and then you get to keep you life"
January 8, 2026 at 12:10 AM
The Dirt by Motley Crue.
I would get sworn in on a copy of the Lord of the Rings
Strange takes on Mayor Zamdani swearing his oath on the Qu’ran. It has nothing to do with church & state. The point of the oath is for the person swearing in to do so upon some text that is sacred TO THEM. Some Presidents swore in w/o any book. John Quincy Adams was sworn on a law book. His choice.
January 1, 2026 at 11:25 PM
LOLZZZZZ
LOLLL Trump claims he’s cutting drug prices by 600 percent, which is not possible
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Please, please, PLEASE, somebody make this happen.
Why, Riley Gaines?

Haven't finished fifth lately?
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Lies make Jesus cry.
Mike Johnson: "Democrats are required to open the government. They keep saying, 'Republicans are in charge of government.' We aren't!"
October 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I’m a 55 year old woman and I enjoy Bluey, Spongebob, and Peppa. Peppa is a shady bitch.
October 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Shout out to the VMA-AARP awards last night. LL, Lenny, and Ricky….Still foin.
a shirtless man with tattoos on his arms is standing on a beach with his arms outstretched .
ALT: a shirtless man with tattoos on his arms is standing on a beach with his arms outstretched .
media.tenor.com
September 9, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Psst.

I’m going to add a vaccine station to the transgender operation room in my school.

Don’t tell anyone.
September 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
POUNDCAKE
unpopular opinion: some of VH's best songs were done during the hagar era
September 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Tell me you haven’t seen a Virginia without saying
you haven’t seen a Virginia.
These dudes are not lonely enough
August 14, 2025 at 1:24 AM
I’m doing this presently. I have also watched All Stars 10 and am almost finished with Season 17 of Drag Race.
July 27, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Corner piece. And there better be at least 3 roses on that fucker.
34-Year-Old Asks For Big Piece theonion.com/34-year...
July 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Layne Staley
July 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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Can you hit repost? Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn't want you to know the name of her opponent but will try every desperate attempt to save her seat.

My name is Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, farmer, and I'm running against MTG. Can you share and follow me?
July 5, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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June 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Fuck it! Do iodized salt next! Goiters for everyone. I’m so TIRED.
May 13, 2025 at 8:06 PM
It’s the 69420 badge number for me.
April 30, 2025 at 10:16 PM
What a petty bitch.
April 12, 2025 at 11:43 PM
What’s that guy’s name? You know, that did the thing? Mario? No, Louis?
Princess Peach?
Lutnick: "The army of millions and millions of human beings screwing in little screws to make iPhones -- that kind of thing is going to come to America."
April 6, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Even if Donald Trump believes he can ignore court orders, he can’t ignore the people.

Thank you to the thousands of Michiganders who showed up at protests across the state today to make your voices heard. Keep it up!
April 5, 2025 at 10:24 PM
YESSSSS
I needed some good news!
The same people in DC who got us into this mess are not going to be the ones to get us out of it.

Today I'm announcing my campaign for U.S. Senate.

Because we don't have a minute to wait.
April 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
This made me cry. I can still recite Real Genius beginning to end.
April 2, 2025 at 5:04 AM