Princess Carolyn
@princesscarolyn.bsky.social
Nocturnal mammal.
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James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.
December 24, 2025 at 1:43 PM
James Merril’s poem “Christmas Tree,” written while he was dying of AIDS. 1995.
Reminder: As of three months ago, if someone you disagree with politically is murdered and you make light of it, you lose your job. I look forward to all the Charlie Kirk fans running this guy out of what’s left of the White House.
Hey, I don’t make the rules. 🤷♀️
Hey, I don’t make the rules. 🤷♀️
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Reminder: As of three months ago, if someone you disagree with politically is murdered and you make light of it, you lose your job. I look forward to all the Charlie Kirk fans running this guy out of what’s left of the White House.
Hey, I don’t make the rules. 🤷♀️
Hey, I don’t make the rules. 🤷♀️
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November 12, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Wow — even this sadistic, crackpot-infested court wouldn’t side with Kim Davis.
November 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Wow — even this sadistic, crackpot-infested court wouldn’t side with Kim Davis.
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Democrats: Let’s reopen the government today, extend the health insurance subsidies for one year, then let the voters decide in the midterms if they want to extend them further or cancel them.
Republicans: HELL NO!!!
Republicans: HELL NO!!!
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Democrats: Let’s reopen the government today, extend the health insurance subsidies for one year, then let the voters decide in the midterms if they want to extend them further or cancel them.
Republicans: HELL NO!!!
Republicans: HELL NO!!!
Need pet insurance recommendations. Fetch is raising the quarterly premium for my Iggy’s policy from $600 to—get this—$1,490.
WHAT THE FUCK
Iggy’s stuck due to pre-existing conditions, but I have other dogs. Anyone know a company that doesn’t raise premiums by over 100% in one year?
WHAT THE FUCK
Iggy’s stuck due to pre-existing conditions, but I have other dogs. Anyone know a company that doesn’t raise premiums by over 100% in one year?
October 28, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Need pet insurance recommendations. Fetch is raising the quarterly premium for my Iggy’s policy from $600 to—get this—$1,490.
WHAT THE FUCK
Iggy’s stuck due to pre-existing conditions, but I have other dogs. Anyone know a company that doesn’t raise premiums by over 100% in one year?
WHAT THE FUCK
Iggy’s stuck due to pre-existing conditions, but I have other dogs. Anyone know a company that doesn’t raise premiums by over 100% in one year?
Feeling this tension behind my eyes, and now I have to choose between a headache and a dinosaur hyperfixation.
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
September 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Feeling this tension behind my eyes, and now I have to choose between a headache and a dinosaur hyperfixation.
Goddammit.
Goddammit.
If you’re cancelling your Disney subscription, you can always throw that money to PBS or ProPublica. Or both.
They need it more than Disney does.
They need it more than Disney does.
September 19, 2025 at 12:13 AM
If you’re cancelling your Disney subscription, you can always throw that money to PBS or ProPublica. Or both.
They need it more than Disney does.
They need it more than Disney does.
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SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
September 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in a college applicant's file is blatantly unconstitutional
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
ALSO SCOTUS: considering race as one factor in targeting whom to detain and deport is cool cool cool
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Joe Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious.
August 30, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Joe Biden outliving him would be objectively hilarious.
How much do you want to bet that in exchange for Putin agreeing to only keep half of Ukraine, Trump gives Alaska back to Russia?
August 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
How much do you want to bet that in exchange for Putin agreeing to only keep half of Ukraine, Trump gives Alaska back to Russia?
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Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.
July 29, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every blue-haired they/them liberal arts grad living in NYC is tougher than this sad little bitch.
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The clerks where I get my lunch said a man came in last week and asked them where the public entrance to 26 Federal Plaza was. He locked his bike outside, and it’s been there since.
July 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
The clerks where I get my lunch said a man came in last week and asked them where the public entrance to 26 Federal Plaza was. He locked his bike outside, and it’s been there since.
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20 seconds of Zen: Thunder? Yes. Wind? Yes. Heavy rain? Yes. Kings? FUCK NO. Sound on.
June 15, 2025 at 1:02 AM
20 seconds of Zen: Thunder? Yes. Wind? Yes. Heavy rain? Yes. Kings? FUCK NO. Sound on.
Athens, Georgia.
No kings, y’all.
No kings, y’all.
June 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Athens, Georgia.
No kings, y’all.
No kings, y’all.
Maybe if Terry Moran had prefaced this with “According to Stephen Miller’s family…” he’d be okay. After all, it would have just been straight reporting.
June 8, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Maybe if Terry Moran had prefaced this with “According to Stephen Miller’s family…” he’d be okay. After all, it would have just been straight reporting.
Randy Rainbow.
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
June 6, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Randy Rainbow.
I will die on this hill.
I will die on this hill.
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Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.
May 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Weird. Rome has an American Pope and America has a Russian President.
November 2024 —
Universe to America: Go woke, or go broke.
America: BIGOTRY FUCK YEAH
MAGA! 🇺🇸🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇺🇸
Universe to America: Go woke, or go broke.
America: BIGOTRY FUCK YEAH
MAGA! 🇺🇸🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇺🇸
April 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
November 2024 —
Universe to America: Go woke, or go broke.
America: BIGOTRY FUCK YEAH
MAGA! 🇺🇸🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇺🇸
Universe to America: Go woke, or go broke.
America: BIGOTRY FUCK YEAH
MAGA! 🇺🇸🇷🇺🇷🇺🇷🇺🇺🇸
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This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
April 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This is really unfair to everyone who just voted for him for the racism.
Stoopid libs don’t know the G in Gmail stands for “Government.”
MAGA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇺🇸
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
MAGA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇺🇸
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
Waltz and staff used Gmail for government communications, officials say
Trump’s national security adviser is trying to manage his way out of a crisis. But new revelations about his team’s operational security are piling up in the inbox.
www.washingtonpost.com
April 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Stoopid libs don’t know the G in Gmail stands for “Government.”
MAGA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇺🇸
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
MAGA! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇷🇺🇺🇸🇺🇸
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“Won’t rule out,” @politico.com? That’s not how that phrase works. See, I “won’t rule out” taking the kayak to the lake this week. It’s completely up to me.
This should read “Trump hints he won’t leave office when Contitutionally required to do so.”
This is a problem. Fucking say so.
This should read “Trump hints he won’t leave office when Contitutionally required to do so.”
This is a problem. Fucking say so.
March 30, 2025 at 10:22 PM
“Won’t rule out,” @politico.com? That’s not how that phrase works. See, I “won’t rule out” taking the kayak to the lake this week. It’s completely up to me.
This should read “Trump hints he won’t leave office when Contitutionally required to do so.”
This is a problem. Fucking say so.
This should read “Trump hints he won’t leave office when Contitutionally required to do so.”
This is a problem. Fucking say so.