wanna rub my face on a hawk’s belly, it would be worth having my eyes clawed out and lips ripped off over

I like to give people terrible home decorations so I can show up a year later and ask where they put them on display just to watch them squirm.

There's a mask upon my face I can't live without
So you won't recognize me when I am in the crowd

the local zoo installed a bed in the monkey cage but someone walked by playing house of pain and now they've all gone and bumped their heads

Its perfectly legit to get tipsy and sit at your laptop to do work at midnight on a Tuesday, right?

Ripples never come back