Simone
@pseudosimone.bsky.social
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budding psychologist, raised out in the cold 🌬️❤️‍🩹
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fiveburger.bsky.social
i predict that the season will not go exactly like this
verydumbidiot.bsky.social
i officially predict that in the 2025-26 NBA season the Minnesota Timberwolves will go 52-30, finish 3rd in the West and lose in the first round of the playoffs
pseudosimone.bsky.social
If they withhold any players from the Looong Lions game I’m gonna be so mad because I took advantage of those cheap prices and got really good seats 😭😭😭
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rtodkelly.bsky.social
Incredibly slimy and dishonest, but also... yes?
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hunchojman.bsky.social
I am still a little hesitant on Jaylen Clark's offensive impact, but if he can find ways to do small things like this...

Small cut into the open space to give Julius Randle an outlet, then going through multiple passing reads before finding Rudy Gobert.
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ovaryaction.bsky.social
Whoever said women aren't funny doesn't know ANY woman.
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premthakker.bsky.social
I fear if things don’t change right now, this image is going to come back to haunt us
Laura Rodriguez, on Twitter:

A federal agent points a weapon at a woman who was recording them.

Jess, a U.S. citizen and member of a neighborhood patrol team that documents and shares ICE activity across the city, was filming when the incident occurred earlier today in the Berwyn area.
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theathletic.com
🎶 Say My Name, Say My Name 🎶
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normcharlatan.bsky.social
If this place goes to shit, I’ll meet you all in the Costco product reviews.
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bencollins.bsky.social
"We're gonna crash some planes if you don't fund ICE."
atrupar.com
Sean Duffy says the safety of the air traffic control system will start being impacted next Sunday if the shutdown continues
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nicholasgrossman.bsky.social
If U.S. states have any degree of sovereignty, if there’s any states’ rights at all, it is the right not to be invaded by the armed forces of another U.S. state.
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kojamf.bsky.social
Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
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matthewtak.bsky.social
#DailySketch: Murky

#inktober #inktober2025 #illustration #drawing #art
pseudosimone.bsky.social
This helps me feel less alone. I didn’t realize other people were feeling this too.
irhottakes.bsky.social
It‘s not the biggest thing on a macro level, but one of the things I mourn about this shitshow are the strained or broken friendships that would otherwise be healthy because none of us are our best selves anymore due to the stress of all this.
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irhottakes.bsky.social
It‘s not the biggest thing on a macro level, but one of the things I mourn about this shitshow are the strained or broken friendships that would otherwise be healthy because none of us are our best selves anymore due to the stress of all this.
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prisonculture.bsky.social
There's a lot to be upset about in the world. Strangers on the internet should not bear the brunt of your rage.
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junlper.beer
NEW EPISODE of ill conceived we talk how large families and the conservative natalist agenda intersect with homeschooling
Homeschooling
Podcast Episode · Ill Conceived · 10/04/2025 · 1h 49m
podcasts.apple.com
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johnathanperk.bsky.social
White America could put an end to all this mayhem if they wanted to. Never forget this.
pseudosimone.bsky.social
Why am I always seeing gay ass on my Bluesky timeline bro

And not the stuff my bisexual self prefers to see 😭

My timeline is flooded with bears and twinks and their shirtless/ass pics and I’m sick of ittttt 😭
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macydaisy.bsky.social
Just moved into a new place and scrubbed the ever loving HELL out of these walls only to receive this headline the following day. Safe to say I’m 80% plastic at this point. 😅✨
“Magic” Cleaning Sponges Found to Release Trillions of Microplastic Fibers
Magic sponges scrub away dirt, while shedding millions of microplastic fibers that end up in the environment.
scitechdaily.com