smoking on that shit that pascal wagered

Not only is DIE HARD a Xmas movie but so is DICK HARD

“It's Christmas Eve in Porn Valley. The Fuckatomi Corporation's annual Cockmas party has been crashed by an orgy of international thieves! And now it's up to sarcastic 1980s NY cop, John DickClane to whip out his gun and rub out the bad guys.”

'mr brightside' and 'santa Claus is coming to town' having the same starting *syllables???* is really helping some of your mediocre parody writing.

that was mean I'm sorry

is anyone like. hiring a guy. to do basically whatever, a lot of the time.

hi! I need money! I have a base level of competency and can talk for ages! give me YOUR money to do YOUR thing!

All the moaning sounds coming from my bedroom are just me eating snacks.

The fact this guy hasn’t been identified yet has shattered the illusion of the bourgeoise being untouchable because of the surveillance state in my mind

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I‘m developing a phobia of German sausage.
I fear the wurst

I fear being rich no longer means being in the back seat eating dijon mustard from the jar.

Sacred Navajo herbs is a fucking crazy coverup, Walt.

Male #hairywoodpecker #birds #browncountyindiana

Eastern Bluebirds chasing each other around.