Duck Quacks Ass Off All Day To Come Home To This Shit https://theonion.com/duck-quacks-ass-off-all-day-to-come-home-to-this-shit-1851177872/

I think my mum wanted to avoid spending money on something an 8yo would destroy. But I believed her when she told me that the people who wore sunglasses were vampires. I did my best to avoid sunglasses wearers in case they were hungry. I now own sunglasses.

It's because it will give you an "answer" no matter what and it just puts together words that are statistically likely to go together.

It isn't intelligent. It knows nothing.
"AI" is a marketing term used to sell illusion to people who don't know much about how computers actually work.

From @theathletic.com: The timing of Lane Kiffin’s move to LSU makes a mockery of college football, our columnist writes. Imagine if a player tried to leave one SEC school for another in the middle of the season for a ton of money. nyti.ms/4oqebwn

I have had the same bottle of laundry detergent for almost 18 months now. I only use it if my clothes get particularly dirty. Most of the time I just use water and let them dry outside. They are clean and they smell good from the fresh air.

“You must have a high pain threshold”

The truth is that things still hurt a lot. It’s just that my brain has gotten very good at ignoring a lot of it.

It doesn’t make the pain any less painful though.
It doesn’t change the effect of that pain on body and brain

“Small retailers, specialty retailers are suffering." Grocery stores catering to New York's immigrant communities anchor neighborhoods. President Trump's tariffs are hitting some of them hardest. nyti.ms/43qCCSW

My feed is only baseball right now

And that is fine

King Charles III stripped Prince Andrew of his royal titles and evicted him from the Royal Lodge over ties to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.

Here’s what to know:

China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

Fire crews are battling massive flames at a Chevron refinery just outside of Los Angeles. California Gov.