Juan Lennon
@purpsaber.bsky.social
Spanish interpreter • here for all the 🏈/⚾, rock & roll, and dark humor y'all got • #PatsNation #SoxNation #KnicksTape
My posts are my own, and not a reflection of any person or entity I do work for, and yes I'm a leftist.
My posts are my own, and not a reflection of any person or entity I do work for, and yes I'm a leftist.
No point in all of us losing our heads smh
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
No point in all of us losing our heads smh
"I don't do silent treatment."
You said that. I was there, I heard it.
You said that. I was there, I heard it.
October 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
"I don't do silent treatment."
You said that. I was there, I heard it.
You said that. I was there, I heard it.
The Bronx really is a special place. You can walk around your block in a bathrobe with argyle socks and slides, ugly crying like a mfer... and nobody bats an eye
September 26, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The Bronx really is a special place. You can walk around your block in a bathrobe with argyle socks and slides, ugly crying like a mfer... and nobody bats an eye
Someone swapped out the eucharist with LSD tabs
The caption on the original post was "PASTORS LOUNGE ERUPTS WITH HOLY GHOST POWER"
September 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Someone swapped out the eucharist with LSD tabs
Move them to Mexico instead to really stick it
I really hope it’s true that FIFA is now considering moving the 2026 World Cup games from the U.S. to Canada, that would be beautiful. 💙🇨🇦
July 21, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Move them to Mexico instead to really stick it
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If somebody went into a coma in 1973 and woke up today, I’d explain current U.S. politics like this…
“You know those locals from Deliverance? They run the country now.”
“You know those locals from Deliverance? They run the country now.”
July 21, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If somebody went into a coma in 1973 and woke up today, I’d explain current U.S. politics like this…
“You know those locals from Deliverance? They run the country now.”
“You know those locals from Deliverance? They run the country now.”
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Sorry to break this to you:
They never quite did.
They never quite did.
July 19, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Sorry to break this to you:
They never quite did.
They never quite did.
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i think pool noodles should come in other shapes like bowties or fusilli
July 18, 2025 at 1:25 PM
i think pool noodles should come in other shapes like bowties or fusilli
In my experience when a woman calls a man girl (gurrrl) it means two things:
-she's comfortable as hell with him.
-she about to tell him something interesting.
It's really not that deep fellas, she knows you're not a girl lol
-she's comfortable as hell with him.
-she about to tell him something interesting.
It's really not that deep fellas, she knows you're not a girl lol
ruins my mood when i say "girl" to a guy and he says "i'm not a girl" like damn babygirl relax fr
July 17, 2025 at 8:55 PM
In my experience when a woman calls a man girl (gurrrl) it means two things:
-she's comfortable as hell with him.
-she about to tell him something interesting.
It's really not that deep fellas, she knows you're not a girl lol
-she's comfortable as hell with him.
-she about to tell him something interesting.
It's really not that deep fellas, she knows you're not a girl lol
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I'ma stay here where the skies stay blue. Yes it's more tumbleweed than people here, but it's cozy
July 17, 2025 at 12:06 AM
I'ma stay here where the skies stay blue. Yes it's more tumbleweed than people here, but it's cozy
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Mannnnnnnn, quarterly sales projections must be through the roof for whichever company is providing the adult diapers in the White House since the Epstein shit hit the fan
July 16, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Mannnnnnnn, quarterly sales projections must be through the roof for whichever company is providing the adult diapers in the White House since the Epstein shit hit the fan
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one year the NFL should sponsor the All Star Game just to be huge assholes
July 16, 2025 at 1:09 AM
one year the NFL should sponsor the All Star Game just to be huge assholes
Cuomo deadass said "yeah I'm anti-billionaire"
Sonnn! The man is circling the drain at this point
Sonnn! The man is circling the drain at this point
July 15, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Cuomo deadass said "yeah I'm anti-billionaire"
Sonnn! The man is circling the drain at this point
Sonnn! The man is circling the drain at this point
The flag is a towel, and the towel is white.
Do I wave it or do I throw it down?
Do I wave it or do I throw it down?
July 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The flag is a towel, and the towel is white.
Do I wave it or do I throw it down?
Do I wave it or do I throw it down?
I need this week to hurry up & be ov-
What was that? It's only Tuesday? You sure???
Well fuck.
What was that? It's only Tuesday? You sure???
Well fuck.
July 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I need this week to hurry up & be ov-
What was that? It's only Tuesday? You sure???
Well fuck.
What was that? It's only Tuesday? You sure???
Well fuck.
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uniforms so good God humbled them by making them play in a literal hot wok of a stadium
July 15, 2025 at 2:57 PM
uniforms so good God humbled them by making them play in a literal hot wok of a stadium
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"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
July 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
Kids ruin everything
July 15, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Kids ruin everything
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ICE vehicle getting towed at St John's hospital (Oxnard, CA) ✊🏽
July 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
ICE vehicle getting towed at St John's hospital (Oxnard, CA) ✊🏽
You know what? There is a world in which we can wait until he resigns and then can her ass.
I'm saying "we" like "we, the people" is still a thing around here
I'm saying "we" like "we, the people" is still a thing around here
The FBI director is threatening to resign unless the Attorney General is fired.
July 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
You know what? There is a world in which we can wait until he resigns and then can her ass.
I'm saying "we" like "we, the people" is still a thing around here
I'm saying "we" like "we, the people" is still a thing around here
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social say man, after you tackle all the important stuff... can we get fast lanes on NYC walkways? I'm talking sidewalks, stairs, the subway. This city's walking skill has been going to hell in a handbasket with the quickness.
a cartoon of spongebob saying " please " with his mouth wide open
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob saying " please " with his mouth wide open
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July 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social say man, after you tackle all the important stuff... can we get fast lanes on NYC walkways? I'm talking sidewalks, stairs, the subway. This city's walking skill has been going to hell in a handbasket with the quickness.