Teapot
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They/Them. Low-end for @sociallysuspect.bsky.social
I just yap about dumb shit.
I just yap about dumb shit.
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look, I'm sorry I ate your wife's pussy, but in my defense there's no ethical consumption under capitalism
December 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
look, I'm sorry I ate your wife's pussy, but in my defense there's no ethical consumption under capitalism
If you're in the upper echelon of people named Craig, does that make you the Craig de la Craig?
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
If you're in the upper echelon of people named Craig, does that make you the Craig de la Craig?
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Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
October 8, 2024 at 6:34 PM
Last year I spent 40+ hours learning how to mod the grinch into bonelabs so I could do this
Just took one of my roommate's estrogen pills—as a joke of course! Surely there are no deeper implications that can be deferred from the fact that I didn't decline the offer! Haha...
December 6, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Just took one of my roommate's estrogen pills—as a joke of course! Surely there are no deeper implications that can be deferred from the fact that I didn't decline the offer! Haha...
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(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
January 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
(My bloodied pokemon limping back to me, arm blown off) That dragon beast just summoned a meteor from the ether and it hit me with a fiery explosion
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
Me: (10 years old and rummaging through my bag) Dou you want a Lemonade ,
My direct report just said I need to make myself a new name tag with "incel" as the job title
On an unrelated note, I wonder what our HR manager's schedule is looking like these days
On an unrelated note, I wonder what our HR manager's schedule is looking like these days
December 2, 2025 at 4:06 PM
My direct report just said I need to make myself a new name tag with "incel" as the job title
On an unrelated note, I wonder what our HR manager's schedule is looking like these days
On an unrelated note, I wonder what our HR manager's schedule is looking like these days
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you guys ever tried smoking in the woods?? this shit- *gets a 'smokey the bear follows you' notification* ....is awful. it's real bad folks.
December 8, 2024 at 3:05 AM
you guys ever tried smoking in the woods?? this shit- *gets a 'smokey the bear follows you' notification* ....is awful. it's real bad folks.
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how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
October 31, 2025 at 1:46 AM
how couples argue today
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
WIFE: Husband (38M) keeps taking up fridge w his mustards, says I (36F) can't use any. AITA?
HUSBAND: Top 10 WHITE Woman Dipping Mustard FAILS
ChatGPT: Time for some tough love. You're both right, you're both geniuses, and humanity's future depends on you both shooting yourse
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"I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people."
Hero modder who started the Thomas the Tank Engine meme with Skyrim thumbs his nose at 'legal threats' and 'black vans with the Mattel logo' by modding Thomas into Morrowind: 'I have issues with autho...
Choo choo!
www.pcgamer.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
"I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people."
Had to explain the Zootopia Arby's abortion comic to my coworkers today
November 25, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Had to explain the Zootopia Arby's abortion comic to my coworkers today
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if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
November 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
if elon just hired an Inverse Jester (guy hired to listen to his jokes and pretend they're funny) we could solve every problem except how to keep the inverse jester from killing himself
My employer hosted a staff meeting with our health insurance broker, who made a weird comment about not wanting America to socialize healthcare in response to my coworker mentioning how our insurance company recently lied to her about coverage/pricing.
November 21, 2025 at 1:07 AM
My employer hosted a staff meeting with our health insurance broker, who made a weird comment about not wanting America to socialize healthcare in response to my coworker mentioning how our insurance company recently lied to her about coverage/pricing.
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i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
i'm going back in time and making fun of print-makers for using f instead of s. they're so mad they burn an effigy of me. i retaliate by inventing the jerk off motion two centuries before people are ready for it, forever altering the timeline
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Groove is stored in the heart
November 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Groove is stored in the heart
eating ass off the little fold-up table on the airplane
November 14, 2025 at 7:37 PM
eating ass off the little fold-up table on the airplane
shouts out to $15 airport beer
November 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
shouts out to $15 airport beer
Baked potato monstergirl
November 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Baked potato monstergirl
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It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:
November 9, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It gave us the great Disco Elysium Vance video:
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Our last three shows in 2025!!!
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Our last three shows in 2025!!!
Wanna come over for dinner? I'm making my famous botulism soup
November 4, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Wanna come over for dinner? I'm making my famous botulism soup
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[at the end of a JOI video] And if you're looking for more instruction outside the formal education system, I'm thrilled to recommend today's video sponsor, Brilliant
October 31, 2025 at 11:27 PM
[at the end of a JOI video] And if you're looking for more instruction outside the formal education system, I'm thrilled to recommend today's video sponsor, Brilliant
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Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
sting? fucking STING? who in 2025 wants to see solo sting? this has to be a joke
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
NFL Succumbs To Bad Bunny Criticism And Announces Special Super Bowl Concert With Sting
In an unexpected bid to calm the frenzy over Bad Bunny headlining the 2026 Super Bowl show, the NFL has introduced a special feature.
www.yahoo.com
October 30, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Actually, seeing a man of color, getting scared, and calling The Police, is pretty typical racist behavior
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
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Logging on to Nextdoor because everything else is down from the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Logging on to Nextdoor because everything else is down from the AWS outage