I pressed the button and it started reading some of y’all’s posts

They’re coming out with a new even sexier number that I’m being told makes 69 look completely puerile

Male cats are bisexual 

Yep, that was me. Sorry, I didn’t think it would get this out of hand

Yeah, the world is just heart#trending now

i don't mean to single out baseball fans here, because you see this in lots of fan communities, but in certain corners people talk as though baseball is real. they think all the players are real people and the stadiums are places you can actually visit. to each their own, but that cannot be healthy

Trump sound bite “These days American gash doesn’t even feel that good anymore!”

I fuck with Hunter Biden
I fuck on Hunter Biden
I swag like Hunter Biden
I smoke like Hunter Biden

I look like Hunter Biden
My shit all Hunter Biden
I bang for Hunter Biden
I’d die for Hunter Biden

ʙ ᴏ ᴜ ɴ ᴄ ɪ ɴ ɢ ᴏ ɴ ɪ ᴛ .
ʙ ᴏ ᴜ ɴ ᴄ ɪ ɴ ɢ ᴏ ɴ ɪ ᴛ . .
ʙ ᴏ ᴜ ɴ ᴄ ɪ ɴ ɢ ᴏ ɴ ɪ ᴛ . . .
ʙ ᴏ ᴜ ɴ ᴄ ɪ ɴ ɢ ᴏ ɴ ɪ ᴛ .
ʙ ᴏ ᴜ ɴ ᴄ ɪ ɴ ɢ ᴏ ɴ ɪ ᴛ . .
ʙ ᴏ ᴜ ɴ ᴄ ɪ ɴ ɢ ᴏ ɴ ɪ ᴛ . . .

Wife cried out Sufjan Stevens’s name in bed, and completely butchered the pronunciation…

Has anyone thought about what “aura farm” implies the existence of? I feel like something along those lines could be quite funny as fuck…

Today I saw a post that was like “I once saw an adult ref of a youth soccer league kiss his red card before the game” and now it’s gone. Absolute banger, to dust. RIP

The three-shawty problem

Do you not wish your girlfriend was hot like me? Do you not wish your girlfriend was a freak like me? Do you not?

Kids born then are my dad now 😭

the name's james bond. james bond

Obfuscation. Space will never see our next move coming

They should make a less bouncy trampoline that you could just chill around or eat food off of

Words like wren, lark, and newt are short but rarely used. We should rename those animals and use those words to mean something we talk about every day, like monetization, or algorithm. We would save so much time if “cryptocurrency” were called “stoat”, or if “data center” were called “crake”

No one makes pants for men with delicious round asses 😩

That on Which America Runs

Spellsword: W-O-R-D

Oh? You're enjoying that plum? That's because it's a fucking plucot, you moron

new cinephile technique "method watching" when you watch a movie and then act and talk like the main character around your girlfriend for 2 months