Last of the Brunnen-G
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NSFW and attempts at comedy content from this point on. Have other opinions too, take what you want and ignore the stuff you don't
LGBTQ+, transphobes not welcome. I'm intersex and very gay
LGBTQ+, transphobes not welcome. I'm intersex and very gay
Pinned
Your body is beautiful because it's different, not because it's the same as everyone else. Everyone changes over time, each change a thoughtful choice or necessary transition, each scar a story that is yours to tell, not anyone else's to judge or comment on. Your critics are pitiable not powerful.
The UK labour government "accidentally" published the budget early alongside other docs which typically remain private.
I can't tell you how much I don't respect this government, it's Tory-Continuity with Mr Bean level competence, gen*cidally complicit and paid for (cheap af) by the lobbies.....
I can't tell you how much I don't respect this government, it's Tory-Continuity with Mr Bean level competence, gen*cidally complicit and paid for (cheap af) by the lobbies.....
November 26, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The UK labour government "accidentally" published the budget early alongside other docs which typically remain private.
I can't tell you how much I don't respect this government, it's Tory-Continuity with Mr Bean level competence, gen*cidally complicit and paid for (cheap af) by the lobbies.....
I can't tell you how much I don't respect this government, it's Tory-Continuity with Mr Bean level competence, gen*cidally complicit and paid for (cheap af) by the lobbies.....
I need to see proof of this, everyone line up, pants down and stand to attention.
Let me just get my tape measure, clipboard and calipers. Not the first time I've had to peer review stuff like this.....
Let me just get my tape measure, clipboard and calipers. Not the first time I've had to peer review stuff like this.....
Human Penises Are Getting Bigger At A Fast Rate, But That Might Not Be A Good Thing
www.iflscience.com/human-penise...
www.iflscience.com/human-penise...
Human Penises Are Getting Bigger At A Fast Rate, But That Might Not Be A Good Thing
Over the last 29 years, the average size has increased significantly.
www.iflscience.com
November 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I need to see proof of this, everyone line up, pants down and stand to attention.
Let me just get my tape measure, clipboard and calipers. Not the first time I've had to peer review stuff like this.....
Let me just get my tape measure, clipboard and calipers. Not the first time I've had to peer review stuff like this.....
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I laughed
The Five Best Randy Newman Songs To Fuck To
Everyone appreciates Randy Newman’s signature voice as it conveys sardonic song lyrics set to classically arranged pop and folk music, but did you know his music is also great to fuck to? That’s right...
thehardtimes.net
November 21, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I laughed
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Describe your resting state using the junk on your phone
Me:
Me:
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Describe your resting state using the junk on your phone
Me:
Me:
Describe your resting state using the junk on your phone
Me:
Me:
November 21, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Describe your resting state using the junk on your phone
Me:
Me:
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All I want is a meat & potatoes episodic STAR TREK show set in the 25th century, with some kind of new ship that has nothing to do with any established characters, new captain & crew, minimal overarching seasonal stories, maybe some kind of in-world twist or new alien complexities, etc.
November 19, 2025 at 4:49 PM
All I want is a meat & potatoes episodic STAR TREK show set in the 25th century, with some kind of new ship that has nothing to do with any established characters, new captain & crew, minimal overarching seasonal stories, maybe some kind of in-world twist or new alien complexities, etc.
I loved the rain when I was in Hiroshima, no queues to get in places, it was cool for the time of year and so many cute umbrellas everywhere. My issue is when the rain is horizontal and umbrellas are useless, plastic rain coats and me are like oil and water, don't mix and looks uncomfortable....
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 AM
I loved the rain when I was in Hiroshima, no queues to get in places, it was cool for the time of year and so many cute umbrellas everywhere. My issue is when the rain is horizontal and umbrellas are useless, plastic rain coats and me are like oil and water, don't mix and looks uncomfortable....
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Stargate Announcement | Prime Video
YouTube video by Prime Video
youtu.be
November 19, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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The vulnerable, the marginalised and the working poor are targets of governments in the UK/US. Those same governments are packed with lobby bought shills, people who endorse gen*cide, peddle weapons of mass death and allow industries that are destroying the climate, the economy and the people...
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The vulnerable, the marginalised and the working poor are targets of governments in the UK/US. Those same governments are packed with lobby bought shills, people who endorse gen*cide, peddle weapons of mass death and allow industries that are destroying the climate, the economy and the people...
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Check in on your friends and family, and don't leave to tomorrow what you can do today.
Life is both beautiful and extremely hard for a lot of people. Maybe, just maybe, a gentle reminder that none of us are alone could make all of the difference xx
Be kind to yourselves, we're deserve it :) xx
Life is both beautiful and extremely hard for a lot of people. Maybe, just maybe, a gentle reminder that none of us are alone could make all of the difference xx
Be kind to yourselves, we're deserve it :) xx
November 17, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Check in on your friends and family, and don't leave to tomorrow what you can do today.
Life is both beautiful and extremely hard for a lot of people. Maybe, just maybe, a gentle reminder that none of us are alone could make all of the difference xx
Be kind to yourselves, we're deserve it :) xx
Life is both beautiful and extremely hard for a lot of people. Maybe, just maybe, a gentle reminder that none of us are alone could make all of the difference xx
Be kind to yourselves, we're deserve it :) xx
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Lay me down and let me have it?
(with @hungskater.bsky.social )
(with @hungskater.bsky.social )
November 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Lay me down and let me have it?
(with @hungskater.bsky.social )
(with @hungskater.bsky.social )
Some days you want to laugh, or to cry, to throw up, but some days it's all of the above at the same time....
If it's true that Trump tongue tickled Clinton's todger, then this is that day....... 🤮😭😂
If it's true that Trump tongue tickled Clinton's todger, then this is that day....... 🤮😭😂
Really wondering which reporter will have the balls to ask Donald Trump about the Bubba email and Bill Clinton
November 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Some days you want to laugh, or to cry, to throw up, but some days it's all of the above at the same time....
If it's true that Trump tongue tickled Clinton's todger, then this is that day....... 🤮😭😂
If it's true that Trump tongue tickled Clinton's todger, then this is that day....... 🤮😭😂
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Me, @cadenfallon.bsky.social and @4kboy.bsky.social didn’t make porn last night. We made art.
Coming soon 😈
Coming soon 😈
November 12, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Me, @cadenfallon.bsky.social and @4kboy.bsky.social didn’t make porn last night. We made art.
Coming soon 😈
Coming soon 😈
I used to time my dead lifts to the grunts of a guy at the gym, after 6 months he came over with a smirk and said he'd have to charge me an hourly rate for training. So, I paid, he was a good trainer, I was just wet spaghetti, no way even a great trainer could make my body al dente 😂
My loud grunting in the gym this morning has emboldened others to release their grunts and now the whole place sounds like a zoo and it’s hot
November 9, 2025 at 10:03 AM
I used to time my dead lifts to the grunts of a guy at the gym, after 6 months he came over with a smirk and said he'd have to charge me an hourly rate for training. So, I paid, he was a good trainer, I was just wet spaghetti, no way even a great trainer could make my body al dente 😂
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The reform party nativity scene.
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a wise fvcking man in sight…
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a wise fvcking man in sight…
October 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
The reform party nativity scene.
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a wise fvcking man in sight…
No unmarried mothers. No Middle Eastern people. No refugees. No people seeking emergency accommodation.
And not a wise fvcking man in sight…
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Ok, it’s 23:18 and it’s the first time the fireworks have stopped. They’ve been a constant noise since 6pm
There’s the odd pop here n there.
Is it time for us to have a sensible discussion on fireworks?
Public display only or non-bang ones for sale to public?
There’s the odd pop here n there.
Is it time for us to have a sensible discussion on fireworks?
Public display only or non-bang ones for sale to public?
November 5, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Ok, it’s 23:18 and it’s the first time the fireworks have stopped. They’ve been a constant noise since 6pm
There’s the odd pop here n there.
Is it time for us to have a sensible discussion on fireworks?
Public display only or non-bang ones for sale to public?
There’s the odd pop here n there.
Is it time for us to have a sensible discussion on fireworks?
Public display only or non-bang ones for sale to public?
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AH!
Dishwashers exist primarily to make living with traditional dinner ware easier. It's the anti-single-use-item machine.
The pods are like "but what if we force some single-use items into your routine?"
I think that's why I hate them so much.
Dishwashers exist primarily to make living with traditional dinner ware easier. It's the anti-single-use-item machine.
The pods are like "but what if we force some single-use items into your routine?"
I think that's why I hate them so much.
November 5, 2025 at 4:50 PM
AH!
Dishwashers exist primarily to make living with traditional dinner ware easier. It's the anti-single-use-item machine.
The pods are like "but what if we force some single-use items into your routine?"
I think that's why I hate them so much.
Dishwashers exist primarily to make living with traditional dinner ware easier. It's the anti-single-use-item machine.
The pods are like "but what if we force some single-use items into your routine?"
I think that's why I hate them so much.
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Giving a virtual hug to everyone else dealing with body image issues. It's not fair.
November 6, 2025 at 8:17 AM
Giving a virtual hug to everyone else dealing with body image issues. It's not fair.
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Internet access and birthright crap really screwed Debbie up. Better to stay silent and thought ignorant, than to post batsh*t on main and be thought a gen*cide enabling, racist, Trump-adjacent schmuck posting burntout trash can selfies on IG.....
November 5, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Internet access and birthright crap really screwed Debbie up. Better to stay silent and thought ignorant, than to post batsh*t on main and be thought a gen*cide enabling, racist, Trump-adjacent schmuck posting burntout trash can selfies on IG.....
Give me a #StarTrek opinion that will get you disrupted:
Time travel is too heavily relied on, it often ends where it began and makes every impactful decision reversible
Time travel is too heavily relied on, it often ends where it began and makes every impactful decision reversible
November 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Give me a #StarTrek opinion that will get you disrupted:
Time travel is too heavily relied on, it often ends where it began and makes every impactful decision reversible
Time travel is too heavily relied on, it often ends where it began and makes every impactful decision reversible
The vulnerable, the marginalised and the working poor are targets of governments in the UK/US. Those same governments are packed with lobby bought shills, people who endorse gen*cide, peddle weapons of mass death and allow industries that are destroying the climate, the economy and the people...
November 2, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The vulnerable, the marginalised and the working poor are targets of governments in the UK/US. Those same governments are packed with lobby bought shills, people who endorse gen*cide, peddle weapons of mass death and allow industries that are destroying the climate, the economy and the people...
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November 2, 2025 at 4:51 AM
The (Star Trek-themed) vibe I bring to the party:
November 1, 2025 at 12:08 PM
The (Star Trek-themed) vibe I bring to the party:
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