Use the term “touch grass” to indicate that someone needs to seek out reality, use the term “touch moss” to indicate that they need to seek out ancient forest magic beyond their mortal comprehension.

i’d be having such a better time with life if more people chose to dress like this

geese are swarming my yard because of the time i honked at one. crows are rushing to my aid because we're homies. i've never seen so many of my neighbors outside at once

I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike

In the legends of many European cultures, fairies were angels who stayed neutral during Satan's rebellion. Because they did not fight for either God or the Devil, they were not good enough for Heaven nor bad enough for Hell, and as a result, they now live between the realms.
#WyrdWednesday

She put her good steed to the walls the leapt lightly over them
Russian Fairy Book 1916 - Frank C. Pape

There's something to be said about finally being sick enough, or having been disabled long enough, or whatever it is that's making the people around me finally stop expecting more of me. Like a relief and sadness at the same time that they're finally accepting I'll be like this forever.

Starting a thread of iconic 2025 pictures

instead of writing “sorry for the delayed response” say “darkness took me and I strayed out of thought and time,” it’s more exciting and suggests that you recently had a rumble with a Balrog of Morgoth.

Lol. We started moving into the new place on Saturday and we only JUST realized there isn't a microwave

NEW: Meta changed its Community Guidelines today to permit "allegations of mental illness or abnormality when based on gender or sexual orientation, given political and religious discourse about transgenderism and homosexuality" @knibbs.bsky.social
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as a former kid who placed coins over the eyes of my dolls at night for the boatman, i forgot what i was about to say but i'm sure it was very normal

the dealer at the poker table turns to me and i fish a tarot card out of my pocket. "change three of those to hearts," i tell him, with an expert flick of my wrist sending The Sun across the table and into another player's stack of chips, scattering them

“Robin” Hood 🐦

Just a they and their cat 🥰

Still gonna be mostly using Threads I think but redownloaded this app as well to have a presence here too.