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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · Dec 17

Draw me like one of your French fries.

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 7h

No, I need a hiking backpack to carry all those.

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 9h

This is new to me and I love it! Thanks for sharing 🙏🏻

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Steve Quick @stevequick.bsky.social · 10h

Having had coaches and been one, that's basing greatness on wins, which is dependent on talent. Great coaches cause athletes to love their sport and become more balanced people outside their sport.

The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 14h

Good time to remember that there are no truly great coaches in any sport. Literally none, ever. There are shitty ones and decent ones and pretty good ones, but the good ones only ever look great when they have elite talent, and will look mediocre or even shitty as soon as they don't.

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 10h

Great idea! Just like graham cracker crust for a pumpkin pie. 👍🏻

And I should have gotten Fritos when I was at the store. Too late now 😭

Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 10h

It sounds kinda gross but I bought it because I have to try it.

I just don’t know what to put it on. Seems weird on veggies or crackers given that pumpkin pie is usually a stand alone dish. Maybe just some toast.

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 11h

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 11h

I also like to live dangerously.

A container of pumpkin pie flavored hummus.

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 16h

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 21h

don’t talk to me until i’ve, actually just don’t talk to me

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AnnaMolly @anna-molly.bsky.social · 20h

If Bluesky fails, I will go on tour doing dramatic reads of all your skeets at coffeehouses across the country

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Beth @thisbethlife.bsky.social · 21h

I thought we already told them Puerto Rico is America when they had that huge hurricane, why are they so fucking dense.

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 21h

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🕷️🕸️emcEEKayvee🕸️🕷️ @emceekayvee.bsky.social · 22h

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

FUCK YOU I WON’T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

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George @cinema-diorama.bsky.social · 1d

I just gave a forty-five-minute presentation to the board of directors and no one noticed it was entirely Bugs Bunny quotes.

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 1d

Confirming I understand 👍🏻

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✨💕PrincessNelly💕✨ @princessofbluesky.bsky.social · 1d

Every person with “jr” in their name knows that the “jr” stands for junior whopper with cheese.

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 1d

Got it 👍🏻

Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 1d

You look like a rock star! 🤘🏻 So rad!

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 1d

Rude mf

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Miss Havishambles @misshavishambles.bsky.social · 2d

You won’t recognise the Supermoon with its glasses on.

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 1d

Any other exhibitionists ever have that nightmare where you’re fully clothed in public?

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 2d

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Electric Chimp @electricchimp.bsky.social · 2d

so instead of moving to a new social media site, should we all just make a new town somewhere

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 2d

I just replied with a “your” instead of a “you’re,” but before OP could like it, I was able to delete and repost a correction 😅

a kitten is sitting on the floor with the words `` bomb defused '' below it .

Alt: a kitten is sitting on the floor and falls over when someone gently boops its nose with a finger with the words `` bomb defused '' captioned above.

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Scare Quotes @quote-unquote.bsky.social · 2d

Why are you talking like you can just leave those days behind? Once you’ve been into West Side Story you’re in all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day. 🫰🏻🫰🏻

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