I could read Fellowship of the Ring onstage and it would still be shorter than Adrian Brody’s acceptance speech. #Oscars

So a song that uses AI wins Best Original Song cool cool cool. 🙄 #Oscars

Andrew Garfield arrives at the #Oscars.

Paul Tazewell wins Oscar for Costume Design for “Wicked.” More black excellence, and I love to see it. #Oscars

The only DOGE that has my support 🫶

MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS THIS WEEK

1. Consciousness
2. Respiration
3. I petted several cats
4. Consumed pizza
5. Strategic AND tactical napping

[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

let me strongly recommend the flu shot to whoever hasn't gotten one for this season. i just had a *terrible* bout with the flu that almost certainly would have been WAY worse had i not been vaccinated