Timothy Onlyphans
@radpitt.bsky.social
Bama Grad. ATL Location Scout. Teamsters 728.
Put Steve Zahn in more movies
https://www.handsofftheinsight.com
Put Steve Zahn in more movies
https://www.handsofftheinsight.com
December 26, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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REP. @jamestalarico.bsky.social : “The biggest ‘welfare queens’ in 🇺🇸 are corporations that don’t pay a penny in federal taxes, and CEOs who get a tax deduction for flying on a private jet — not hungry kids, or working parents who work multiple jobs.”
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
REP. @jamestalarico.bsky.social : “The biggest ‘welfare queens’ in 🇺🇸 are corporations that don’t pay a penny in federal taxes, and CEOs who get a tax deduction for flying on a private jet — not hungry kids, or working parents who work multiple jobs.”
Who the fuck told me to start the Browns defense
December 14, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Who the fuck told me to start the Browns defense
Say what you want about Charlie Kirk but his wife is ugly as fuck
December 12, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Say what you want about Charlie Kirk but his wife is ugly as fuck
Fucking fire Raheem Morris holy shit
November 17, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Fucking fire Raheem Morris holy shit
I think Marjorie Taylor Green should also do the thing Patton Oswalt said Megyn, “I spell my name like an asshole,” Kelly should do
November 16, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I think Marjorie Taylor Green should also do the thing Patton Oswalt said Megyn, “I spell my name like an asshole,” Kelly should do
Christ Megyn Kelly spells her name like a fucking asshole
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Christ Megyn Kelly spells her name like a fucking asshole
I also think Megyn Kelly should do what Patton Oswalt said
November 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I also think Megyn Kelly should do what Patton Oswalt said
We should be allowed to call ICE on shitty drivers
November 14, 2025 at 5:08 PM
We should be allowed to call ICE on shitty drivers
Big Dumper got fuckin robbed
November 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Big Dumper got fuckin robbed
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guy you gotta run a few missions for in gta and it’s clear right away the last one is gonna be killing him
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 PM
guy you gotta run a few missions for in gta and it’s clear right away the last one is gonna be killing him
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I just wish Dick Cheney could’ve been here to see this today 😢 ❤️😢
November 5, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I just wish Dick Cheney could’ve been here to see this today 😢 ❤️😢
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
Hell yeah, eat shit Georgia Power
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Hell yeah, eat shit Georgia Power
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The Blue Jays loss last night was all a diversion to make you forget about the Epstein Files, don't lose focus
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 PM
The Blue Jays loss last night was all a diversion to make you forget about the Epstein Files, don't lose focus
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I'm sad. Time to repost Western Carolina Head Coach Kerwin Bell spiking the ball off his own nutsack
November 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I'm sad. Time to repost Western Carolina Head Coach Kerwin Bell spiking the ball off his own nutsack
Falcons kickers looking at the uprights like it’s the fucking demon from It Follows
November 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Falcons kickers looking at the uprights like it’s the fucking demon from It Follows