Rae (formerly Jezi)
@raeconteur.bsky.social
Nevertheless, she persisted, bitching the entire way.
Queer, neurodivergent, frequently hyperbolic, kind of odd. Doesn't owe you an argument. She/her. @Jezi_Belle at the old place.
Queer, neurodivergent, frequently hyperbolic, kind of odd. Doesn't owe you an argument. She/her. @Jezi_Belle at the old place.
Pinned
*to the TMNT theme tune*
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
it's not even ten o'clock yet
And it's only Tuesday
Mother fucker
So here's what needs to happen: Marty Smith picks a bar in Oxford and they open a GoFundMe for Ole Miss fans to buy him "we're sorry our shithead coach ruined your weekend" drinks.
November 30, 2025 at 5:46 PM
So here's what needs to happen: Marty Smith picks a bar in Oxford and they open a GoFundMe for Ole Miss fans to buy him "we're sorry our shithead coach ruined your weekend" drinks.
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Lane Kiffin is a Quaker
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
November 30, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Lane Kiffin is a Quaker
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
✅ Called a meeting at 9a on Sunday
✅ Was not moved to speak
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I know that I’m extra salty since I’m an Ole Miss alum, but this whole Lane Kiffin saga is deeply unfair to our players.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I know that I’m extra salty since I’m an Ole Miss alum, but this whole Lane Kiffin saga is deeply unfair to our players.
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Right, what it boils down to is just a simple material question of what to do with surplus beyond basic needs. Do we use it to build in ("inefficient") redundancy like batteries and hospital beds that mostly sit there unused until they're *very* needed, or do we give rich guys some more money?
November 30, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Right, what it boils down to is just a simple material question of what to do with surplus beyond basic needs. Do we use it to build in ("inefficient") redundancy like batteries and hospital beds that mostly sit there unused until they're *very* needed, or do we give rich guys some more money?
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Black Friday
Cyber Monday
Giving Tuesday
Leave Me the Eff Alone Wednesday
Seriously Stop Sending Me Emails Thursday
I Will Cut You Friday
Cyber Monday
Giving Tuesday
Leave Me the Eff Alone Wednesday
Seriously Stop Sending Me Emails Thursday
I Will Cut You Friday
November 28, 2023 at 1:39 PM
Black Friday
Cyber Monday
Giving Tuesday
Leave Me the Eff Alone Wednesday
Seriously Stop Sending Me Emails Thursday
I Will Cut You Friday
Cyber Monday
Giving Tuesday
Leave Me the Eff Alone Wednesday
Seriously Stop Sending Me Emails Thursday
I Will Cut You Friday
This and a spoon.
I had to buy this giant Ferrero Rocher in Lidl because I couldn't actually believe it was a thing. I assumed it would be like an Easter egg, with little Ferrero Rocher inside. But no. It is a single, giant, Rocher filled with the hazelnut paste.
Imagine the ambassador's receptions with these!
Imagine the ambassador's receptions with these!
November 30, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This and a spoon.
SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, LANE
November 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
SHIT OR GET OFF THE POT, LANE
I'm going to bed. Someone let me know in the morning if Kiffin saw his shadow or whatever.
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
I'm going to bed. Someone let me know in the morning if Kiffin saw his shadow or whatever.
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GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
November 28, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GOOD NEWS! Researchers have made a HUGE breakthrough towards a UNIVERSAL antiviral. By targeting sugar molecules found on the surface of many viruses that SHARE structural similarities, they identified FOUR compounds that successfully BLOCKED infections from SEVEN different viruses.
Dad doesn't want to be alone so I get to watch the Iron Bowl in a recliner with nothing else going on but my phone
I basically never watch entire football games, I can't do that little for that long, so this is gonna be f u n
I basically never watch entire football games, I can't do that little for that long, so this is gonna be f u n
November 30, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Dad doesn't want to be alone so I get to watch the Iron Bowl in a recliner with nothing else going on but my phone
I basically never watch entire football games, I can't do that little for that long, so this is gonna be f u n
I basically never watch entire football games, I can't do that little for that long, so this is gonna be f u n
Okay, I may be on tenterhooks but at least I'm not the poor guy ESPN sent to just hang out in Oxford until Lane sees his shadow.
November 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Okay, I may be on tenterhooks but at least I'm not the poor guy ESPN sent to just hang out in Oxford until Lane sees his shadow.
Dad's asleep and my brain is too scrambled to work on schoolwork.
Perfect time to do something I enjoy to relax and raise my spirits some.
...except I don't *have* anything I enjoy.
Perfect time to do something I enjoy to relax and raise my spirits some.
...except I don't *have* anything I enjoy.
November 29, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Dad's asleep and my brain is too scrambled to work on schoolwork.
Perfect time to do something I enjoy to relax and raise my spirits some.
...except I don't *have* anything I enjoy.
Perfect time to do something I enjoy to relax and raise my spirits some.
...except I don't *have* anything I enjoy.
Dad found Age of Ultron on TV and I can't explain to him "I don't want to watch this movie because it broke up my found family and killed my fandom," lol
November 29, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Dad found Age of Ultron on TV and I can't explain to him "I don't want to watch this movie because it broke up my found family and killed my fandom," lol
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A friend of mine who’s a barista, and also trans, had to deal with a customer who was enraged, and apparently incredulous, that Trump winning didn’t mean she had every right to misgender her.
“Trump won! We don’t have to put up with people like that anymore!”
The police were called.
“Trump won! We don’t have to put up with people like that anymore!”
The police were called.
Like 30% of the country is absolutely enraged because they thought they were going to be able to be utter shitbirds without anyone being allowed to call them shitbirds, but here we are, calling them shitbirds.
November 29, 2025 at 9:26 PM
A friend of mine who’s a barista, and also trans, had to deal with a customer who was enraged, and apparently incredulous, that Trump winning didn’t mean she had every right to misgender her.
“Trump won! We don’t have to put up with people like that anymore!”
The police were called.
“Trump won! We don’t have to put up with people like that anymore!”
The police were called.
Dad has some kind of food bolus or esophagus swelling or something and I need to be doing homework but I can't do that and hover over him at the same time, aaagh
November 29, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Dad has some kind of food bolus or esophagus swelling or something and I need to be doing homework but I can't do that and hover over him at the same time, aaagh
I probably played Wrath of the Lich King *alone* for that many hours.
Name a videogame you've played for 1250+ hours.
November 29, 2025 at 6:11 PM
I probably played Wrath of the Lich King *alone* for that many hours.
Take a badly needed sabbatical from work while my dad dies, so I could be with him when he needs me.
After that, definitely work part-time to afford nice things, while actually treating all the chronic health issues I'm currently ignoring.
After that, definitely work part-time to afford nice things, while actually treating all the chronic health issues I'm currently ignoring.
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Take a badly needed sabbatical from work while my dad dies, so I could be with him when he needs me.
After that, definitely work part-time to afford nice things, while actually treating all the chronic health issues I'm currently ignoring.
After that, definitely work part-time to afford nice things, while actually treating all the chronic health issues I'm currently ignoring.
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Gang: Thank you so much for your incredible response to the Iron Circus Black Friday Sale. I don't deserve you, y'all are the best and our Baker & Taylor splash damage has been rendered MUCH less intimidating.
If you missed yesterday, the 40% OFF sale runs thru Cyber Monday!
store.ironcircus.com
If you missed yesterday, the 40% OFF sale runs thru Cyber Monday!
store.ironcircus.com
November 29, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Gang: Thank you so much for your incredible response to the Iron Circus Black Friday Sale. I don't deserve you, y'all are the best and our Baker & Taylor splash damage has been rendered MUCH less intimidating.
If you missed yesterday, the 40% OFF sale runs thru Cyber Monday!
store.ironcircus.com
If you missed yesterday, the 40% OFF sale runs thru Cyber Monday!
store.ironcircus.com
Gizmo and Widget were play fighting, she got in a good counter-attack and I said "get his ass!", and he gave me the MEANEST look. I swear they get it sometimes.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Gizmo and Widget were play fighting, she got in a good counter-attack and I said "get his ass!", and he gave me the MEANEST look. I swear they get it sometimes.
Dad keeps doing okay during the day and then much worse at night. He's also getting cold symptoms.
I tell him every day that caring for him isn't a burden. But that doesn't mean it's not hard. And not exactly helping with my depression.
I tell him every day that caring for him isn't a burden. But that doesn't mean it's not hard. And not exactly helping with my depression.
November 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Dad keeps doing okay during the day and then much worse at night. He's also getting cold symptoms.
I tell him every day that caring for him isn't a burden. But that doesn't mean it's not hard. And not exactly helping with my depression.
I tell him every day that caring for him isn't a burden. But that doesn't mean it's not hard. And not exactly helping with my depression.
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they invented a way to do misogyny to lane kiffin. the SEC really does mean more
November 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
they invented a way to do misogyny to lane kiffin. the SEC really does mean more
Shout out to Canva for reminding me that my free trial was about to end AND letting me cancel without jumping through sixteen hoops. Y'all are real ones.
November 28, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Shout out to Canva for reminding me that my free trial was about to end AND letting me cancel without jumping through sixteen hoops. Y'all are real ones.
I'm not gonna call Canada perfect or even necessarily good, but damn, they are less bad than us on most of the fronts that matter to me and I wish I was there instead of here.
November 28, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I'm not gonna call Canada perfect or even necessarily good, but damn, they are less bad than us on most of the fronts that matter to me and I wish I was there instead of here.
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*in her best Otis Redding*
Sitting in the dock at The Hague
Sitting in the dock at The Hague
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 9:01 PM
*in her best Otis Redding*
Sitting in the dock at The Hague
Sitting in the dock at The Hague