Ralphie Cifaretto
@ralphcifaretto.bsky.social
I’m just Bustin’ Balls. Get off my ass ;)
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To all my new followas, keep in mind:
I’m from Jersey and speak as such.
I speak the truth, especially when advantageous.
I’m not the fuckin bad guy around here quit breakin my balls
#Ralphiethoughts
I’m from Jersey and speak as such.
I speak the truth, especially when advantageous.
I’m not the fuckin bad guy around here quit breakin my balls
#Ralphiethoughts
That a victim bit his tiny penis. You know who I’m talking about. The fucked up shitheel with the tiny hands. That victim is one of the heroes of this horrible story.
What’s the craziest thing you’ve seen in the Epstein files dump so far?
February 1, 2026 at 7:40 AM
That a victim bit his tiny penis. You know who I’m talking about. The fucked up shitheel with the tiny hands. That victim is one of the heroes of this horrible story.
To no one’s surprise, the neonazi sympathizers like diddling kids. SHOCKING
Amazing what's coming out from the Epstein files. Turns out half of the powerful people worldwide are in on it? Including 4chan /pol/ weirdos?
January 31, 2026 at 7:49 PM
To no one’s surprise, the neonazi sympathizers like diddling kids. SHOCKING
youtu.be/V8H2ETMpRFw
“I wanna go back. SEND ME BACK TO THE ISLAND”.
this gross creeper rapist fraudster and his best friend Trump (also a gross creeper rapist fraudster) need to be systematically removed like a colony of termites or roaches.
#trumpstein #elon
“I wanna go back. SEND ME BACK TO THE ISLAND”.
this gross creeper rapist fraudster and his best friend Trump (also a gross creeper rapist fraudster) need to be systematically removed like a colony of termites or roaches.
#trumpstein #elon
January 31, 2026 at 8:09 AM
youtu.be/V8H2ETMpRFw
“I wanna go back. SEND ME BACK TO THE ISLAND”.
this gross creeper rapist fraudster and his best friend Trump (also a gross creeper rapist fraudster) need to be systematically removed like a colony of termites or roaches.
#trumpstein #elon
“I wanna go back. SEND ME BACK TO THE ISLAND”.
this gross creeper rapist fraudster and his best friend Trump (also a gross creeper rapist fraudster) need to be systematically removed like a colony of termites or roaches.
#trumpstein #elon
Yo @schumer.senate.gov, remember that when it was time to honor appeasement, ol Hitler “chucked” them aside like a railroad rider to Auschwitz. Don’t succumb to your natural urge to be some sort of moral middle man in a war of polar opposites. Your seat is as safe as Trump’s diaper
#trumpstein
#trumpstein
January 29, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Yo @schumer.senate.gov, remember that when it was time to honor appeasement, ol Hitler “chucked” them aside like a railroad rider to Auschwitz. Don’t succumb to your natural urge to be some sort of moral middle man in a war of polar opposites. Your seat is as safe as Trump’s diaper
#trumpstein
#trumpstein
The Melania movie, likely: 20 minutes talking about being Slavic. 30 minutes of commentary about her days of whipping her boobs out for money. 10 minutes of casually pointing out how much time she spends away from her husband, and the final 20 or so minutes explaining how little she cares.
January 27, 2026 at 6:06 AM
The Melania movie, likely: 20 minutes talking about being Slavic. 30 minutes of commentary about her days of whipping her boobs out for money. 10 minutes of casually pointing out how much time she spends away from her husband, and the final 20 or so minutes explaining how little she cares.
Jesus Christ these losers are both dangerous stupid and incredibly fragile. This is the most corrupt federal agency in plain sight we have ever seen. Any gun owner should be appalled at the actions of these awful ICE agitators. Even the NRA is standing up for the victim, who served vets at his VA.
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January 25, 2026 at 8:25 AM
Jesus Christ these losers are both dangerous stupid and incredibly fragile. This is the most corrupt federal agency in plain sight we have ever seen. Any gun owner should be appalled at the actions of these awful ICE agitators. Even the NRA is standing up for the victim, who served vets at his VA.
“Commuting”?? Someone is hate-tweeting without his contacts again. The squinty-eyed bastard ought to get lasik on his way Commuting back to putin’s feet. We all know his wife is a performative shitbag who will leave him for the first guy that isn’t a human dick wart when this admin collapses.
Stop. You have no further credibility here. Leave this country, flee, take your wretched condescending stupid wife, and your hatreds and your vendettas and your sadism and the rest of your wasted irretrievable life and GTFO
January 24, 2026 at 3:19 PM
“Commuting”?? Someone is hate-tweeting without his contacts again. The squinty-eyed bastard ought to get lasik on his way Commuting back to putin’s feet. We all know his wife is a performative shitbag who will leave him for the first guy that isn’t a human dick wart when this admin collapses.
People with questions in regards to boycotting, or what to actually boycott:
Walmart, Target, Amazon, McDonald’s, Yum Brands (toxic hell, KFC, A&W, and more), Meta, X, Teslerr, Starbucks, Tractor Supply Co, John Deere, Home Depot, Lowe’s, Ace Hardware, Uber, Qualcomm, AT&T, Comcast, Paypal/Venmo…
Walmart, Target, Amazon, McDonald’s, Yum Brands (toxic hell, KFC, A&W, and more), Meta, X, Teslerr, Starbucks, Tractor Supply Co, John Deere, Home Depot, Lowe’s, Ace Hardware, Uber, Qualcomm, AT&T, Comcast, Paypal/Venmo…
January 23, 2026 at 7:25 AM
People with questions in regards to boycotting, or what to actually boycott:
Walmart, Target, Amazon, McDonald’s, Yum Brands (toxic hell, KFC, A&W, and more), Meta, X, Teslerr, Starbucks, Tractor Supply Co, John Deere, Home Depot, Lowe’s, Ace Hardware, Uber, Qualcomm, AT&T, Comcast, Paypal/Venmo…
Walmart, Target, Amazon, McDonald’s, Yum Brands (toxic hell, KFC, A&W, and more), Meta, X, Teslerr, Starbucks, Tractor Supply Co, John Deere, Home Depot, Lowe’s, Ace Hardware, Uber, Qualcomm, AT&T, Comcast, Paypal/Venmo…
It will make more sense when Hegseth shows up with a disheveled sign that reads “Departmint of Human Suffring” and nails it onto the existing marble sign
Pouring more money into DHS while it operates with impunity and a blatant disregard for human life is unconscionable.
You don’t fix abuse by funding it. You stop it by cutting off its funding and dismantling the institution that’s terrorizing communities.
tinyurl.com/mr3em3k8
You don’t fix abuse by funding it. You stop it by cutting off its funding and dismantling the institution that’s terrorizing communities.
tinyurl.com/mr3em3k8
House approves spending bills despite many Democrats' objections to ICE funds
The House has approved the final set of spending bills to avoid a government shutdown, despite objections from Democrats to the funding levels set for Immigration and Customs Enforcement.
www.npr.org
January 23, 2026 at 7:06 AM
It will make more sense when Hegseth shows up with a disheveled sign that reads “Departmint of Human Suffring” and nails it onto the existing marble sign
What Mike will say in the hearings:
“I did not see Indiana taking it all this year”
“I did Nazi the full Epstein files”
“I did Nazi the airstrikes on Venezuelan boats”
“I did Nazi ICE agents kill Renee Good”
“I did Nazi taking everyone’s healthcare away”
“I did not see Indiana taking it all this year”
“I did Nazi the full Epstein files”
“I did Nazi the airstrikes on Venezuelan boats”
“I did Nazi ICE agents kill Renee Good”
“I did Nazi taking everyone’s healthcare away”
Today is January 22nd, 2026 and Mike Johnson covered up the Epstein files.
January 23, 2026 at 6:56 AM
What Mike will say in the hearings:
“I did not see Indiana taking it all this year”
“I did Nazi the full Epstein files”
“I did Nazi the airstrikes on Venezuelan boats”
“I did Nazi ICE agents kill Renee Good”
“I did Nazi taking everyone’s healthcare away”
“I did not see Indiana taking it all this year”
“I did Nazi the full Epstein files”
“I did Nazi the airstrikes on Venezuelan boats”
“I did Nazi ICE agents kill Renee Good”
“I did Nazi taking everyone’s healthcare away”
It’s not so much that she didn’t want to appear in front of a committee or judiciary panel and more like they just don’t want to hear the shit she spews from her mouth until the dear leader goes the way of the dodo. She’ll be in Russia before she testifies or releases anything
Okay, Pam Bondi, prove that you are not in the Epstein files. Release them.
January 23, 2026 at 6:35 AM
It’s not so much that she didn’t want to appear in front of a committee or judiciary panel and more like they just don’t want to hear the shit she spews from her mouth until the dear leader goes the way of the dodo. She’ll be in Russia before she testifies or releases anything
He will be the running joke formerly known as McStroke. Or 20-piece-chicken-mcshit. Brought to you by #Mcdonalds.
Did somebody say McDonalds? No? Maybe because it’s as terrible as the president. I’ll remember him as fondly as the hemorrhoids I got the last time I had McDonald’s.
Did somebody say McDonalds? No? Maybe because it’s as terrible as the president. I’ll remember him as fondly as the hemorrhoids I got the last time I had McDonald’s.
Donald Trump will not be remembered as the president who ended 8 wars,
because he didn't.
He will be remembered as the most moronic 'world leader' in all of history.
That's what people will remember.
because he didn't.
He will be remembered as the most moronic 'world leader' in all of history.
That's what people will remember.
January 23, 2026 at 6:31 AM
He will be the running joke formerly known as McStroke. Or 20-piece-chicken-mcshit. Brought to you by #Mcdonalds.
Did somebody say McDonalds? No? Maybe because it’s as terrible as the president. I’ll remember him as fondly as the hemorrhoids I got the last time I had McDonald’s.
Did somebody say McDonalds? No? Maybe because it’s as terrible as the president. I’ll remember him as fondly as the hemorrhoids I got the last time I had McDonald’s.
It’s like a Final Fantasy enemy on LSD. It’s weak to electricity and it’s Blue Magic move is called Shell Game. +2 to defense and reflects 10% of damage
Ok ok I’ll shut up now. Cool art
#FinalFantasy
Ok ok I’ll shut up now. Cool art
#FinalFantasy
One of a group of new small paintings created for my solo show. They're 4" square. On view at LeMieux Galleries in NOLA through Feb 21st and online: lemieuxgalleries.com
"Eternal"
Acrylic on canvas
4" x 4"
#art #painting #surrealism #birds #nature #contemporaryart
"Eternal"
Acrylic on canvas
4" x 4"
#art #painting #surrealism #birds #nature #contemporaryart
January 23, 2026 at 6:21 AM
It’s like a Final Fantasy enemy on LSD. It’s weak to electricity and it’s Blue Magic move is called Shell Game. +2 to defense and reflects 10% of damage
Ok ok I’ll shut up now. Cool art
#FinalFantasy
Ok ok I’ll shut up now. Cool art
#FinalFantasy
They were quieter than when I killed that hooah behind the Bing. They must be made men
No Republicans today disputed Jack Smith’s findings.
He issued an entire report and none of them disputed that Trump engaged in conspiracy to try to overturn the 2020 election.
He issued an entire report and none of them disputed that Trump engaged in conspiracy to try to overturn the 2020 election.
January 23, 2026 at 6:06 AM
They were quieter than when I killed that hooah behind the Bing. They must be made men
Fake Genius, human ketamine bottle and noob gamer wants to do a Bicentennial Man. Quick question, how long until you go to Mars?
#Ralphiethoughts #RobinWilliams
#Ralphiethoughts #RobinWilliams
January 23, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Fake Genius, human ketamine bottle and noob gamer wants to do a Bicentennial Man. Quick question, how long until you go to Mars?
#Ralphiethoughts #RobinWilliams
#Ralphiethoughts #RobinWilliams
You forget like the thousand incidents with this guy? Marone! Guy might as well have raped those people himself. Must be a Texas thing bc we bury people like this in the meadowlands
Ted Lieu opens by reminding us that Jim Jordan still hasn’t complied with his subpoena.
January 23, 2026 at 5:56 AM
You forget like the thousand incidents with this guy? Marone! Guy might as well have raped those people himself. Must be a Texas thing bc we bury people like this in the meadowlands
At this point if you’re on X yet you are either some schmuck with room temperature IQ or a bot that sexualizes women and kids. Or a politician that sexualizes women and kids.
As far as I can tell, not a single organization or elected official left X in response to this.
We set out to determine how many images of women and girls Grok created during its nudifying spree. What we found was “industrial-scale abuse,” experts said. www.nytimes.com/2026/01/22/t...
January 23, 2026 at 5:52 AM
At this point if you’re on X yet you are either some schmuck with room temperature IQ or a bot that sexualizes women and kids. Or a politician that sexualizes women and kids.
Two things I love, sports betting, and watching the bears lose.
January 19, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Two things I love, sports betting, and watching the bears lose.
@schumer.senate.gov limp dick. Gtfoh. You aren’t a leader. QUIT. Step down. Retire. Whatever just GO
a man is sitting on a couch making a funny face with the words get outta heeaaa written on the bottom
ALT: a man is sitting on a couch making a funny face with the words get outta heeaaa written on the bottom
media.tenor.com
January 14, 2026 at 3:16 AM
@schumer.senate.gov limp dick. Gtfoh. You aren’t a leader. QUIT. Step down. Retire. Whatever just GO
By the laws of Sanic, you’re out of rings and one more slip means gubbye. I’ve seen hooahs with braces at the Bing in heels with more grace
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
January 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
By the laws of Sanic, you’re out of rings and one more slip means gubbye. I’ve seen hooahs with braces at the Bing in heels with more grace
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
He’s so sensitive. If he was innocent he’d probably shrug it off with that signature smirk. Never saw the last 4 presidents do anything like this in public. Hell the worst thing Obama did was wear a tan suit. What a little bitch. Makes GW Bush look like a saint
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
During a visit to a Ford plant, President Trump was caught on camera flipping off a worker who allegedly shouted “pedophile protector” at him, an apparent reference to his past ties to Jeffrey Epstein. Trump responded with “F*** you” and the middle finger, as reported by TMZ
January 13, 2026 at 11:56 PM
He’s so sensitive. If he was innocent he’d probably shrug it off with that signature smirk. Never saw the last 4 presidents do anything like this in public. Hell the worst thing Obama did was wear a tan suit. What a little bitch. Makes GW Bush look like a saint
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
Kristi Noem must be impeached.
January 13, 2026 at 7:13 PM
They actually SHOULD have just stuck with coke. These politicians types probably have the best meth.
KO'ing everyone's 401k the week they started bragging about murdering citizens in the street on camera is the behavior of people who are on actual drugs. Not metaphorically, it's the behavior of people with underlying mental illness on uppers and steroids who are starting to feel cornered.
January 12, 2026 at 2:10 AM
They actually SHOULD have just stuck with coke. These politicians types probably have the best meth.
Get off ya high horse. Trump raped and killed kids. You forget about the thousand incidents with this guy?
January 11, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Get off ya high horse. Trump raped and killed kids. You forget about the thousand incidents with this guy?
Oh don’t get me started on this fuckin pud-puller. Kid is a human gawbage bin and deserves to be in the clink. He eats beef and sausage by the carload. Little porker ain’t no he-ro
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts
January 11, 2026 at 7:22 AM
Oh don’t get me started on this fuckin pud-puller. Kid is a human gawbage bin and deserves to be in the clink. He eats beef and sausage by the carload. Little porker ain’t no he-ro
#Ralphiethoughts
#Ralphiethoughts