Rand
@randvclayton.bsky.social
Social work PhD student | MAASIN Program Director | tubist | they/she
My lifehack for undergrads is that if you're using ChatGPT to do all your schoolwork you can save tens of thousands of dollars by simply not going to university since you don't seem to actually give a shit about learning the material at all.
November 6, 2025 at 7:55 PM
My lifehack for undergrads is that if you're using ChatGPT to do all your schoolwork you can save tens of thousands of dollars by simply not going to university since you don't seem to actually give a shit about learning the material at all.
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this is why actually doing your jury duty is so important lol
🚨🚨🚨 The jury has reached a verdict. Sean Dunn, aka the DC Sandwich Guy, has been found NOT GUILTY of assault.
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
this is why actually doing your jury duty is so important lol
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hey guys. I just wanted to put a call out and ask folks to please let me know if they know of any marketing/communications or graphic design jobs open right now. I think I do great work and could really use some leads ❤️
November 5, 2025 at 8:38 PM
hey guys. I just wanted to put a call out and ask folks to please let me know if they know of any marketing/communications or graphic design jobs open right now. I think I do great work and could really use some leads ❤️
"You're doing community-engaged research just partner with one of the corps you're researching and you can get some grants!" Great idea let me just get in my time machine to 2004 [AMERICAN IDIOT BY GREEN DAY STARTS PLAYING]
November 5, 2025 at 8:37 PM
"You're doing community-engaged research just partner with one of the corps you're researching and you can get some grants!" Great idea let me just get in my time machine to 2004 [AMERICAN IDIOT BY GREEN DAY STARTS PLAYING]
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dark woke begins NOW
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
dark woke begins NOW
WHAT DID I SAY
Dick Cheney dying the morning of NYC's mayoral election has to be some kind of auspicious omen
November 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
WHAT DID I SAY
I impulse booked a massage hoping it will fix my life but afterwards the masseuse recommended I book with someone else next time because she isn't strong enough to get the knots I have. This is what years of dedication to marching tuba into my 30s gets me.
November 4, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I impulse booked a massage hoping it will fix my life but afterwards the masseuse recommended I book with someone else next time because she isn't strong enough to get the knots I have. This is what years of dedication to marching tuba into my 30s gets me.
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I think Dick Cheney learned that a Muslim was going to be mayor of New York and his skin exploded
November 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
I think Dick Cheney learned that a Muslim was going to be mayor of New York and his skin exploded
Dick Cheney dying the morning of NYC's mayoral election has to be some kind of auspicious omen
November 4, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Dick Cheney dying the morning of NYC's mayoral election has to be some kind of auspicious omen
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a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
ALT: a crab is crawling on a sandy beach
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November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
I'm surprised by the Mandarins going on hiatus. Being a responsible org, it looks like they called it early to give their people time to find a new home this season. Many corps are not responsible. I wouldn't be surprised if Mandarins aren't the only corps on hiatus, just the first to announce it.
October 30, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I'm surprised by the Mandarins going on hiatus. Being a responsible org, it looks like they called it early to give their people time to find a new home this season. Many corps are not responsible. I wouldn't be surprised if Mandarins aren't the only corps on hiatus, just the first to announce it.
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mom, right wingers are romanticizing the life of a coal miner in west virginia during 1930 saying “this is what they took for you”
October 28, 2025 at 2:31 AM
mom, right wingers are romanticizing the life of a coal miner in west virginia during 1930 saying “this is what they took for you”
Having a medium or longhaired cat is all fun and games until they get a poop stuck to their ass fluff
October 27, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Having a medium or longhaired cat is all fun and games until they get a poop stuck to their ass fluff
I need chocolate oranges now IDC that Halloween isn't over yet
October 27, 2025 at 7:43 AM
I need chocolate oranges now IDC that Halloween isn't over yet
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In addition to money donations to food banks & food aid for people, please also consider donating money or food & litter to pet food pantries. Many people who rely on SNAP to feed themselves will now need to redirect $ to buy groceries that they would have spent on pet food before.
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month reut.rs/3WohHMk
US Department of Agriculture says no food aid benefits will be issued next month
The U.S. Department of Agriculture said on Saturday that food benefits under one of the country's biggest social assistance programs will not be issued next month amid the ongoing federal government shutdown.
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October 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
In addition to money donations to food banks & food aid for people, please also consider donating money or food & litter to pet food pantries. Many people who rely on SNAP to feed themselves will now need to redirect $ to buy groceries that they would have spent on pet food before.
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High rent isn't just a housing issue. It's destroyed community groups of all kinds, because nobody can get any space for meetings or events anymore
October 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
High rent isn't just a housing issue. It's destroyed community groups of all kinds, because nobody can get any space for meetings or events anymore
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Moving is a pain. Finding a new place. Changing your address on all your docs. Rearranging your whole life. All sorts of unexpected costs.
Doug Ford's government wants an entire third of the Province to live that way - in constant anxiety - all to satisfy their wealthy donors. #onpoli
Doug Ford's government wants an entire third of the Province to live that way - in constant anxiety - all to satisfy their wealthy donors. #onpoli
October 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Moving is a pain. Finding a new place. Changing your address on all your docs. Rearranging your whole life. All sorts of unexpected costs.
Doug Ford's government wants an entire third of the Province to live that way - in constant anxiety - all to satisfy their wealthy donors. #onpoli
Doug Ford's government wants an entire third of the Province to live that way - in constant anxiety - all to satisfy their wealthy donors. #onpoli
In the wake of the Portland anti-ICE frogs I think the time is ripe for the left to reclaim Pepe
October 23, 2025 at 11:21 PM
In the wake of the Portland anti-ICE frogs I think the time is ripe for the left to reclaim Pepe
I really love that the person who was the captain of the quidditch team at my university during undergrad is a trans woman now. I hope she is living her best life every day and JKR shits her pants in public.
October 23, 2025 at 10:09 PM
I really love that the person who was the captain of the quidditch team at my university during undergrad is a trans woman now. I hope she is living her best life every day and JKR shits her pants in public.
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food banks have already been under pressure over the past several years, and with SNAP benefits expiring they're going to be the only safety net for a lot of people
please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have
please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have
October 22, 2025 at 11:21 AM
food banks have already been under pressure over the past several years, and with SNAP benefits expiring they're going to be the only safety net for a lot of people
please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have
please donate what you can. $100 can feed several families for a month because of the discounts and purchasing power they have
I hate how dating culture treats not going to therapy as a red flag. It is super weird to ask a stranger if they go to therapy and that doesn't actually tell you anything about them. If you're trying to sus someone out it's better to casually mention that you go and see how they react.
October 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I hate how dating culture treats not going to therapy as a red flag. It is super weird to ask a stranger if they go to therapy and that doesn't actually tell you anything about them. If you're trying to sus someone out it's better to casually mention that you go and see how they react.
I thought the tiktoks about Curtis Sliwa were exaggerating but then I saw some clips of him talking and actually I don't think the people parodying him went hard enough
October 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I thought the tiktoks about Curtis Sliwa were exaggerating but then I saw some clips of him talking and actually I don't think the people parodying him went hard enough
We are at my parents house now. She was so brave on the GO train!!!!
October 10, 2025 at 1:27 PM
We are at my parents house now. She was so brave on the GO train!!!!