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Jimmy James Jimbo
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Pizza Hut enthusiast
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junlper.beer
whoever convinced executives at walgreens that customers would love going up to doors and having to open them to find out they are empty is the greatest grifter of all time. just a masterclass
January 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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mistymadonna.bsky.social
Did you work during Y2K to prevent or fix the Y2K bug? I want to tell your story on my upcoming podcast. youtube.com/shorts/nsZdf...
The Y2K Bug #shorts #youtubeshorts #retrotech #software #softwareengineer #softwaredeveloper #tech
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December 29, 2024 at 4:54 AM
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maxim-dorky.bsky.social
Tumblr post from user s0ftlvrs: "the line 'your worst sin is that you've betrayed and destroyed yourself for nothing' is so raw you'd think it's from a destiel fanfic or even hetalia but it's actually from dostoyevskys crime and punishment"
December 17, 2024 at 2:10 AM
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shoutingboy.bsky.social
SORRY THIS LINE COMES FROM MORBIUS????? NOT LIKE IDK CLASSIC GOTHIC LITERATURE OR MAYBE EVEN SHAKESPEARE???? MARVEL????? SONY????
Dr. Michael “Morbius” Morbius says “it’s morbin’ time” just before morbin’ all over some guys
December 17, 2024 at 1:29 AM
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hollyanderson.bsky.social
y’all know what time it is
It’s the scene with the cue cards from love actually only with the introductory cards from master and commander on them
December 13, 2024 at 2:16 PM
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mistymadonna.bsky.social
dropping in to say, these are divine. the crunch. the chocolate. the combo. 👩🏼‍🍳💋
Package of the candy, Violet Crumble. It’s a purple package with text that says “Australia’s VIOLET CRUMBLE BITE-SIZED CUBED CANDY HONEYCOMB is the way it shatters that matters.” Hand holding a piece of Violet Crumble. It shows the inside of the candy. The inside is a honeycomb.
December 14, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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junlper.beer
this has gotta be my favorite thrift find ever, hand stitched insane sweater
December 13, 2024 at 11:20 PM
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jwstfeed.bsky.social
Colliding galaxies IC 2163 and NGC 2207 (MIRI image).
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Two spiral galaxies take up almost the entire view and appear to be overlapping. They are angled from top left to bottom right. The galaxy at left, IC 2163, is smaller and more compact than the galaxy at right, NGC 2207. The background of space is black, dotted with tiny foreground stars and extremely distant galaxies.
December 13, 2024 at 10:58 PM
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mistymadonna.bsky.social
tried to tell a lady at world market about the best gingerbread cookies in the world but she didn’t care.

her loss. i got 4 boxes.
the best cookies in the world at world market. this is the light wood color display shelves. they’re mostly full of the bahlsen gingerbread cookies.
December 11, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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bookshop.bsky.social
For some random reason I can't put my finger on, I've been thinking a lot lately about the jurors in the Martin Shkreli trial harpers.org/archive/2017...
Screenshot of transcript excerpts from the jury process for Martin Shkreli's 2017 fraud trial. Juror no. 10: The only thing I’d be impartial about is what prison this guy goes to. The court: Okay. We will excuse you. Juror 28, do you need to be heard? Juror no. 28: I don’t like this person at all. I just can’t understand why he would be so stupid as to take an antibiotic which H.I.V. people need and jack it up five thousand percent. I would honestly, like, seriously like to go over there — The court: Sir, thank you. Juror no. 28: Is he stupid or greedy? I can’t understand. The court: We will excuse you. Juror 41, are you coming up? Juror no. 41: I was looking yesterday in the newspaper and I saw the defendant. There was something about him. I can’t be fair. There was something that didn’t look right. The court: All right. I’m going to excuse you. Juror Number 59, come on up. Juror no. 59: Your Honor, totally he is guilty and in no way can I let him slide out of anything because — The court: Okay. Is that your attitude toward anyone charged with a crime who has not been proven guilty? Juror no. 59: It’s my attitude toward his entire demeanor, what he has done to people. The court: All right. We are going to excuse you, sir. Juror no. 59: And he disrespected the Wu-Tang Clan.
December 8, 2024 at 2:32 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
RIP John Lennon, killed 44 years ago today. Based on the Get Back documentary, this is how I imagine his murder went:

John Lennon: “What’re you reading there? Hatcher in the PIE???”
Mark David Chapman: “Shut the fuck up” *shoots him*
December 9, 2024 at 3:19 AM
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mistymadonna.bsky.social
That time Matthew McConaughey deserved an Emmy for Unsolved Mysteries
Matthew McConaughey falling over, looking up. An elderly lady is holding onto him. Matthew McConaughey looking off to the side while an elderly lady is doing the same thing. He looks a little drunk. Matthew McConaughey touching an elderly man on the shoulder while an elderly woman is touching the other man too. The elderly man is holding a gun. Matthew McConaughey looking at the elderly man, looking drunk. The elderly woman looks surprised at the elderly man.
December 9, 2024 at 4:31 AM
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mistymadonna.bsky.social
this reminds me of a good story
Advertisement for Stand-Alone Laptop Computer Harness. Text says “NEW Take your laptop off your lap and walk around with it! Fits vast mala computers. • Easy installation. • No modification of laptop required. • Detaches and connects to the computer • in seconds. SECURE, MOBILE, COMFORTABLE, EASY ON AND OFF” A man is standing with a black harness strapped to a laptop. He is wearing a tie.”
December 8, 2024 at 5:12 AM
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December 7, 2024 at 1:22 AM
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petreraleigh.bsky.social
People often wonder how they keep making these movies after Walk Hard but the silver lining is that it's a whole lot funnier that way
December 6, 2024 at 6:35 AM
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mistymadonna.bsky.social
Improving error messages and troubleshooting in VSCode has been a fun journey. Here’s a thread on how’s it going 🧵
December 6, 2024 at 6:23 PM
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jacobgeller.com
Saw a Cowboy Bebop concert tonight and it was a 15-piece band but in the middle of the show they let the sax player solo for like 12 minutes and it was the sickest thing I've ever seen
December 7, 2024 at 3:32 AM
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ryneismean.bsky.social
Dads in Boston describing their gay children
December 5, 2024 at 9:31 PM
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freecialis.bsky.social
this is so perfect youve gotta think it was intentional
One former Cigna executive recalled how the US health insurer used to frequently face threats when claims were denied. “We’d have times when you’d deny proton laser therapy for a kid with seizures and the parent would freak out,” said the former executive. Another industry executive said: “What’s most disturbing is the ability of people to hide behind their keyboards and lose their humanity.”
December 6, 2024 at 2:57 PM
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ndrew.bsky.social
scully: it doesn’t make any sense mulder, out of nowhere he started showing empathy and a base level curiosity about the life experience of others

mulder [tossing a manila folder on the desk]: ever hear of the woke mind virus?
December 6, 2024 at 1:36 PM
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pauleric70.bsky.social
Sage words 👏👏👏
December 4, 2024 at 11:19 PM
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pixelatedboat.bsky.social
Sorry but Spotify Wrapped simply can’t compete with Apple Music Replay. It’s like they looked right into my soul
There was one genre you came back to again and again: Rock
December 4, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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mistymadonna.bsky.social
TIL the Nike swoosh is an upside down Newport logo
Closeup of package of Newport menthol cigarettes box Same photo as previous but flipped upside down to show that the swoosh is the same as the Nike logo
December 4, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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steinkobbe.bsky.social
All jokes aside it's really fucked up to see so many people on here celebrating murder. No one here is the judge of who deserves to live or die. That's the job of the AI algorithm the insurance company designed to maximise profits on your health and no one else
December 4, 2024 at 11:35 PM