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Legendary Internet Rando | He/Him | PNW | LGBTQIA+| Emotional Support Bully for Furries | Worst Government Ever
(wakes up from nap) welp, nobody loves me still. Guess I'll go back to bed
January 1, 2026 at 3:21 AM
(wakes up from nap) welp, nobody loves me still. Guess I'll go back to bed
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In 2026 I would like to see more of us work on normalizing the idea that it’s actually totally okay to be a weird messed up Problematic freak in your Sex Brain provided you behave like a decent non-creepy person
December 31, 2025 at 10:33 PM
In 2026 I would like to see more of us work on normalizing the idea that it’s actually totally okay to be a weird messed up Problematic freak in your Sex Brain provided you behave like a decent non-creepy person
They're going after daycare because they think single moms should find husbands and women should stay home with kids
like... don't forget what basic scum they really are
like... don't forget what basic scum they really are
December 31, 2025 at 8:53 PM
They're going after daycare because they think single moms should find husbands and women should stay home with kids
like... don't forget what basic scum they really are
like... don't forget what basic scum they really are
It's weird, but there's a pervasive and real feeling a lot of us have that when Trump finally bites it, somehow the spell will break, and the righteous will finally be able to unfuck the world.
That's not at all how it works, Trump has simply been the most useful evil tool of all time, but still.
That's not at all how it works, Trump has simply been the most useful evil tool of all time, but still.
December 31, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It's weird, but there's a pervasive and real feeling a lot of us have that when Trump finally bites it, somehow the spell will break, and the righteous will finally be able to unfuck the world.
That's not at all how it works, Trump has simply been the most useful evil tool of all time, but still.
That's not at all how it works, Trump has simply been the most useful evil tool of all time, but still.
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DEPLOY TSAR BOMBA
December 31, 2025 at 4:19 PM
DEPLOY TSAR BOMBA
Fuck Jesse Welles
Don't remember Dylan fatshaming people
Don't remember Dylan fatshaming people
December 31, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Fuck Jesse Welles
Don't remember Dylan fatshaming people
Don't remember Dylan fatshaming people
Keep seeing "so and so died" announcements and being super envious that they get to be dead and that anyone cared
December 31, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Keep seeing "so and so died" announcements and being super envious that they get to be dead and that anyone cared
(seeing someone doing something that brings them joy)
Stop that. Happiness is going to be taxable any second now, don't you dare give the government more than its already taking
Stop that. Happiness is going to be taxable any second now, don't you dare give the government more than its already taking
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 AM
(seeing someone doing something that brings them joy)
Stop that. Happiness is going to be taxable any second now, don't you dare give the government more than its already taking
Stop that. Happiness is going to be taxable any second now, don't you dare give the government more than its already taking
I am not buying ANY of your fucking products until this country unfucks itself
bare minimum to survive and that's it, so if you don't make cereal and lunchmeat, go fuck yourself
these shirts and pants get holes in them? oh fucking well
bare minimum to survive and that's it, so if you don't make cereal and lunchmeat, go fuck yourself
these shirts and pants get holes in them? oh fucking well
December 31, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am not buying ANY of your fucking products until this country unfucks itself
bare minimum to survive and that's it, so if you don't make cereal and lunchmeat, go fuck yourself
these shirts and pants get holes in them? oh fucking well
bare minimum to survive and that's it, so if you don't make cereal and lunchmeat, go fuck yourself
these shirts and pants get holes in them? oh fucking well
literally looking for a weekend job so I can afford the health insurance hike to the insurance "provided" by my full time job
seriously fuck this disgusting country, the United States are a fucking joke, who the fuck are any of these clowns who say otherwise kidding
seriously fuck this disgusting country, the United States are a fucking joke, who the fuck are any of these clowns who say otherwise kidding
December 30, 2025 at 11:56 PM
literally looking for a weekend job so I can afford the health insurance hike to the insurance "provided" by my full time job
seriously fuck this disgusting country, the United States are a fucking joke, who the fuck are any of these clowns who say otherwise kidding
seriously fuck this disgusting country, the United States are a fucking joke, who the fuck are any of these clowns who say otherwise kidding
I want Brody King to unsafely GonzoBomb everyone in our entire government into pavement
December 30, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I want Brody King to unsafely GonzoBomb everyone in our entire government into pavement
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BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
BREAKING NEWS: Actual facts appear for the first time on "Truth" Social.
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a type of funny you simply do not see anymore rip dude
Oh man how could I forget this one
December 30, 2025 at 8:15 PM
a type of funny you simply do not see anymore rip dude
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lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
December 30, 2025 at 3:09 PM
lol man it feels weird learning a guy just died and spending the next hour laughing
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RIP to such a funny person
we bring this one up all the time
we bring this one up all the time
December 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
RIP to such a funny person
we bring this one up all the time
we bring this one up all the time
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RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.
December 30, 2025 at 3:22 PM
RIP to Mike F, one of the all time great posters. Thank you for brightening online with your many wonderful jokes.
Hey Congress
While you're basically pointless right now since we have a dictator you're all abetting, how about drafting some consequences for all the breakable laws that have none? Seems like if something is illegal there should be rules written down about what happens when violations occur
While you're basically pointless right now since we have a dictator you're all abetting, how about drafting some consequences for all the breakable laws that have none? Seems like if something is illegal there should be rules written down about what happens when violations occur
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Hey Congress
While you're basically pointless right now since we have a dictator you're all abetting, how about drafting some consequences for all the breakable laws that have none? Seems like if something is illegal there should be rules written down about what happens when violations occur
While you're basically pointless right now since we have a dictator you're all abetting, how about drafting some consequences for all the breakable laws that have none? Seems like if something is illegal there should be rules written down about what happens when violations occur
Many years ago Skrillex liked a tweet in which I said he should remix the theme song for Nickelodeon's "Doug"
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Many years ago Skrillex liked a tweet in which I said he should remix the theme song for Nickelodeon's "Doug"
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Rage Against The System Of A Down Machine
Rage Against The System Of A Down Machine
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Alice In Metallica Chains
Alice In Metallica Chains
December 30, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
Rage Against The System Of A Down Machine
Rage Against The System Of A Down Machine
Wastin' my fuckin' time and breath
December 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Wastin' my fuckin' time and breath
that's why it shouldn't
but morals and ethics always take a backseat to profits
but morals and ethics always take a backseat to profits
“I just don’t know how you go around, asking everyone first. I just don’t see how that would work.”
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
From May 2025: www.theverge.com/news/674366/...
December 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
that's why it shouldn't
but morals and ethics always take a backseat to profits
but morals and ethics always take a backseat to profits
We're going up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, (the record is skipping) up, up, up, up, up, up,
December 29, 2025 at 9:01 PM
We're going up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, (the record is skipping) up, up, up, up, up, up,
How do you identify if you don't care who you are
December 29, 2025 at 8:42 PM
How do you identify if you don't care who you are
Times like this, right after holidays and having the 40hrs a week grind ahead of you and nothing else tor the new year... are when I miss my late wife most. She made dealing with it all worth it. Now? ....
December 29, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Times like this, right after holidays and having the 40hrs a week grind ahead of you and nothing else tor the new year... are when I miss my late wife most. She made dealing with it all worth it. Now? ....