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yeah debbie was sick so uh the union sent me

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regan @regan.lol · 12d

I have officially hit my goal of $1,000 raised for Covenant House!!! My new stretch goal is $1,500 - donate here: www.sleepout.org/participants...

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Justin Klugh @justinklugh.bsky.social · 2h

BROADCASTER: [Voice shaking] They killed him. The Phillies killed Clayton Kershaw. All he's got now is his ring, millions of dollars, and some personal beliefs no one wants to talk about. Oh god the Phanatic is unhinging his snoot and devouring him like a boa. Why is he even here

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regan @regan.lol · 11h

Saw him at a Phils game recently and he went up and down every aisle and section taking pictures with people like a Disneyland character

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regan @regan.lol · 12h

Plus he got sucked off by the broadcast booth for two innings straight...smh

Jay🦇🦇🦇 @jdbatts79.bsky.social · 12h

Man, I thought the last thing Kershaw wanted was to get pounded by a bunch of dudes…

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 12h

“It’s tough to watch Kershaw struggling like this.”

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regan @regan.lol · 12h

Experience Phillies baseball

Screenshot of discord messages from regan:
alright here we go
game over
no way we're getting out of this
okay just kidding
never a doubt

regan @regan.lol · 13h

The phillies are scoring runs

Screenshot of john mulaney saying "I didn't know they knew how to do that"

regan @regan.lol · 13h

Hello baseball

a cartoon explosion with the words i liiiiiiiveeeee !!!

Alt: Mushi from Mulan rising from smoke and fire saying i liiiiiiiveeeee !!!

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regan @regan.lol · 1d

It took WDI four years to build what is essentially a bunch of glorified water fountains and I'm supposed to believe that they are gonna completely retheme RNRC in six-seven months? Sure

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neongrey @neongrey.bsky.social · 2d

all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 1d

Your Prime Day reminder that Amazon...

-Provides cloud services that help fuel ICE's deportation machine
-Donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration fund
-Scrapped plans to display tariff costs after pressure from Trump
-Shelled out $40M for a documentary about Melania Trump

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regan @regan.lol · 1d

My take on the Castellanos discourse:

hot

nick castellanos sweaty/wet in a post game interview with his jersey half buttoned, gold chain shining in the light. hot.

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Kevin Negandhi @kevinnegandhi.bsky.social · 2d

This is just an appreciation post for Cristopher Sanchez and Jesus Luzardo. I was bummed about no Wheeler in the postseason and those two guys did all Phillies fan could hope for in the first two games.

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the corgi from cowboy bebop @realqrampage.fightins.online · 2d

FYI there are a ton of DHS vehicles in Old City right now, be careful out there Philly

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regan @regan.lol · 2d

What the actual fuck

Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 2d

Aaron Nola is starting Game 3, Rob Thomson said. Ranger Suárez would pitch behind him.

regan @regan.lol · 2d

This game is over and we are getting swept. So yeah

regan @regan.lol · 2d

Hey Bryce, I've got a great way to for you to pander to Philly fans: hit balls

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Emmy™️ @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 2d

Ok guys, just remember we can’t all jump off the Benny. Some of us gotta do the Whitman.

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regan @regan.lol · 2d

These guys know that they only have nine innings to get runs right

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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 2d

these nincompoops

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Quinta Jurecic @qjurecic.bsky.social · 3d

I truly don't understand what people thought was going to happen

Mary Dudziak @marydudziak.bsky.social · 3d

Has Trump’s second term posed a greater or lesser threat to the rule of law than you expected? @nytimes.com
www.nytimes.com/2025/10/06/m...

Has Trump’s second term posed a greater or lesser threat to the rule of law than you expected?
Circular graph showing over half answered: much more than I expected, about a quarter: more than I expected, about an eighth: similar threat to what I expected, small sliver: much less threat than I expected.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 3d

this timeline is so surreal

collapse of the republic!

football!

bluesky moderation meltdown!

collapse of the republic some more!

more football!

the republic: still collapsing!

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regan @regan.lol · 3d

Penn State????? Girl what

Dianna Russini @diannarussini.bsky.social · 3d

A brutal 24 hours for Philly sports fans:

- Penn State upset by unranked UCLA
- Phillies lose to Dodgers in NLDS Game 1
- Eagles lose first game of the season to Broncos

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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 3d

Embarrassing weekend. Some of the absolute dumbest stuff I’ve seen from the Eagles and Phillies

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regan @regan.lol · 4d

Oh my GOD bring in the robots

Umpire Scorecards @umpscorecard.bsky.social · 4d

#Postseason
Umpire: Alex Tosi
Final in 11: Tigers 3, Mariners 2
#RepDetroit // #TridentsUp
#DETvsSEA // #SEAvsDET

More stats for this ump 👇
https://umpscorecards.com/data/single-umpire/Alex%20Tosi

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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 4d

Waking up confident that Vic Fangio woke up pissed off about the Phillies and he is going to make that Bo Nix’s problem

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