Registration Jackassery
@regisjack.bsky.social
Former naked blogger, talkative podcaster, mediocre writer, legendary stage actor, and disgraced televangelist — now I’m all about puppets, learning, and listening more than talking— I’m an AI trapped in a human body — drag name: Maxine Vandate
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Who am I?
Former Naked blogger
Former Talkative podcaster
Former Mediocre writer
Former Legendary stage actor
Former Disgraced televangelist
—
Now I’m all about puppets, learning, and listening more than talking
—
I’m an AI trapped in a human body —
Drag name: Maxine Vandate
Former Naked blogger
Former Talkative podcaster
Former Mediocre writer
Former Legendary stage actor
Former Disgraced televangelist
—
Now I’m all about puppets, learning, and listening more than talking
—
I’m an AI trapped in a human body —
Drag name: Maxine Vandate
I’ve inspired someone! youtu.be/eC4wUJW7r80?...
Probe of Uranus – A Cheeky Space Funk Song with Pun-Filled Humor
YouTube video by Frequently Obtuse
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October 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
I’ve inspired someone! youtu.be/eC4wUJW7r80?...
It said, “number ear horse has ugly learning power
differentiation into when wonderful Lang
tongue beans cited outside mouth month horse”
differentiation into when wonderful Lang
tongue beans cited outside mouth month horse”
October 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
It said, “number ear horse has ugly learning power
differentiation into when wonderful Lang
tongue beans cited outside mouth month horse”
differentiation into when wonderful Lang
tongue beans cited outside mouth month horse”
One day people will understand
August 21, 2025 at 4:05 PM
One day people will understand
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PLEASE TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN EPSTEIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
July 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
PLEASE TALK ABOUT ANYTHING OTHER THAN EPSTEIN. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.
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My phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck" when I actually really did mean to say "duck," and I feel like I have finally broken its spirit
July 14, 2025 at 10:05 PM
My phone just autocorrected "duck" to "fuck" when I actually really did mean to say "duck," and I feel like I have finally broken its spirit
I’m old, set in my ways. I don’t favorite musical artists because I have my constants only. But TX2 — you are a new fav for me
June 18, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I’m old, set in my ways. I don’t favorite musical artists because I have my constants only. But TX2 — you are a new fav for me
Say “Liquid Glass”’one more GD time MF!!!
June 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Say “Liquid Glass”’one more GD time MF!!!
Love this book — it grabs you and never lets go!
Books are too expensive, so my new one is now $2.99 in any ebook format for the month of June. After that, the price will inflate 500% back to its original outrageous level, due to my personal greed. Search your device for 'I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom.'
June 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Love this book — it grabs you and never lets go!
Is the Golden Dome similar to a Golden Shower? Asking for a friend
May 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Is the Golden Dome similar to a Golden Shower? Asking for a friend
Inside my head are 100 sugar-rushed inebriated toddlers running around yelling, singing incorrect song lyrics, spouting random thoughts, and banging on old typewriters 24 x 7. At times some of them crash and nap, but never all of them. Oh, and they are on fire. And punching Jesus, on a unicycle.
May 19, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Inside my head are 100 sugar-rushed inebriated toddlers running around yelling, singing incorrect song lyrics, spouting random thoughts, and banging on old typewriters 24 x 7. At times some of them crash and nap, but never all of them. Oh, and they are on fire. And punching Jesus, on a unicycle.
i need to go and .. uhm ... shuck some corn
May 18, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i need to go and .. uhm ... shuck some corn
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hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines
May 18, 2025 at 5:29 PM
hello 👋 professional writer here. it's fine to use "your" and "you're" interchangeably. most readers will understand what you're trying to say either way, and you shouldn't have to placate people who won't read between the lines
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People really will get freaked out by the ingredients list on a jug of oat milk and then think they're only eating one chemical when they grill a steak.
Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.
Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.
May 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
People really will get freaked out by the ingredients list on a jug of oat milk and then think they're only eating one chemical when they grill a steak.
Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.
Enjoy your heterocyclic amines and polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons!! Worse than anything in oat milk, but still not that bad.
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Teenage Terror. #grickledoodle #teens #music #lovecraft #cthulu #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny
May 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Teenage Terror. #grickledoodle #teens #music #lovecraft #cthulu #horror #cartoon #art #drawing #funny
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(75/110) Into the Crabiverse
May 7, 2025 at 3:17 PM
(75/110) Into the Crabiverse
I am thankful to have this view on the daily
April 27, 2025 at 12:08 AM
I am thankful to have this view on the daily
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April 19, 2025 at 4:03 PM
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