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Lee, he/they, @brainfulloffog on the other site
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Toshiro Mifune in his Christmas sweater photographed for Eiga Star magazine, c. 1950
December 24, 2023 at 12:19 PM
Toshiro Mifune in his Christmas sweater photographed for Eiga Star magazine, c. 1950
Made the mistake of saying “I just didn’t know if you’d have opinions” to my mom
December 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Made the mistake of saying “I just didn’t know if you’d have opinions” to my mom
My mother refuses to answer the question of how many cheeses I am allowed for the Christmas charcuterie
December 23, 2025 at 2:13 AM
My mother refuses to answer the question of how many cheeses I am allowed for the Christmas charcuterie
How did the gremlin know how traffic lights work?
December 22, 2025 at 10:04 PM
How did the gremlin know how traffic lights work?
Uncritical support to old white guys fawningly following their similarly aged asian wives around the asian grocery store loading up on all her favorite treats
December 22, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Uncritical support to old white guys fawningly following their similarly aged asian wives around the asian grocery store loading up on all her favorite treats
Me: I have strong opinions about all the Hellraisers except number 3…and 10
Mom: numer *ten*???
Me: there’s eleven
Mom: numer *ten*???
Me: there’s eleven
December 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Me: I have strong opinions about all the Hellraisers except number 3…and 10
Mom: numer *ten*???
Me: there’s eleven
Mom: numer *ten*???
Me: there’s eleven
*finishes Die Hard*
Mom: so are you gonna put on Die Hard 2?
Me: do you want me to?
Mom, trying to not sound excited: I don’t care
Mom: so are you gonna put on Die Hard 2?
Me: do you want me to?
Mom, trying to not sound excited: I don’t care
December 22, 2025 at 2:41 AM
*finishes Die Hard*
Mom: so are you gonna put on Die Hard 2?
Me: do you want me to?
Mom, trying to not sound excited: I don’t care
Mom: so are you gonna put on Die Hard 2?
Me: do you want me to?
Mom, trying to not sound excited: I don’t care
WHY ARE MY PARENTS ON SEASON THREE OF IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY
December 22, 2025 at 12:19 AM
WHY ARE MY PARENTS ON SEASON THREE OF IT’S ALWAYS SUNNY
My mother is once again accusing me trying to kill her and my father 😌
December 21, 2025 at 11:22 PM
My mother is once again accusing me trying to kill her and my father 😌
Me: I guess now that dad is retiring we have to get him a hobby so he doesn’t build a koi pond in the backyard
Mom: he won’t. We’ve already had that discussion.
Mom: he won’t. We’ve already had that discussion.
December 21, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Me: I guess now that dad is retiring we have to get him a hobby so he doesn’t build a koi pond in the backyard
Mom: he won’t. We’ve already had that discussion.
Mom: he won’t. We’ve already had that discussion.
Going out of town a few days before my spouse so I’m setting up playdates for them 😌
December 21, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Going out of town a few days before my spouse so I’m setting up playdates for them 😌
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It's your birthday, Duane.
December 20, 2025 at 3:21 PM
It's your birthday, Duane.
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I’m a dork because this works on me.
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’m a dork because this works on me.
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Scandinavian folks can and do enjoy drunk driving and they’re still Scandinavian because drunk driving isn’t inherently sex-positive
December 20, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Scandinavian folks can and do enjoy drunk driving and they’re still Scandinavian because drunk driving isn’t inherently sex-positive
Just finished Love/Aggression by June Martine and damn that was fucking good
December 19, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Just finished Love/Aggression by June Martine and damn that was fucking good
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me and who
December 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
me and who
Who at work is telling people I can help them with things? Stop doing that.
December 18, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Who at work is telling people I can help them with things? Stop doing that.
God I would love pet rats so much but their lives are so short and I can’t break my heart that often. Why must they be so cute
December 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
God I would love pet rats so much but their lives are so short and I can’t break my heart that often. Why must they be so cute
Friend: everything makes me think of you so it’s hard to not get you too many presents
Me: yeah I’m the same way
Spouse: that’s because you two are in love
Friend:…maybe
Me: yeah I’m the same way
Spouse: that’s because you two are in love
Friend:…maybe
December 17, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Friend: everything makes me think of you so it’s hard to not get you too many presents
Me: yeah I’m the same way
Spouse: that’s because you two are in love
Friend:…maybe
Me: yeah I’m the same way
Spouse: that’s because you two are in love
Friend:…maybe
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If you lose power and are using a portable generator, remember to only run it outdoors at least 20 feet away from your home. Portable generators can produce deadly levels of carbon monoxide in minutes. Make sure you have a working carbon monoxide alarm on every level of your home.
In the wake of Monday's cold front, a second cold front will cross the Pacific Northwest Wednesday followed by another atmospheric river. Each of these features will bring additional periods of gusty winds, mountain snow, and heavy to excessive rainfall with renewed flooding. weather.gov
December 16, 2025 at 1:45 AM
If you lose power and are using a portable generator, remember to only run it outdoors at least 20 feet away from your home. Portable generators can produce deadly levels of carbon monoxide in minutes. Make sure you have a working carbon monoxide alarm on every level of your home.
This bitch made me go to the regal monday mystery movie where I’m now being forced to watch songs sung blue while they eat three mediocre $7.49 hotdogs back to back
23 dollars three hot dogs which each hot dog together 23 dollars
December 16, 2025 at 12:36 AM
This bitch made me go to the regal monday mystery movie where I’m now being forced to watch songs sung blue while they eat three mediocre $7.49 hotdogs back to back
I’ve been reading what was presented as a cute slice of life romance and while there were some hints of some darker backstory elements there’s suddenly a character having a panic attack while calling himself a coward for not killing himself and uuuuhhhh
December 15, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I’ve been reading what was presented as a cute slice of life romance and while there were some hints of some darker backstory elements there’s suddenly a character having a panic attack while calling himself a coward for not killing himself and uuuuhhhh
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This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants
December 15, 2025 at 8:36 AM
This NYT story failed the reader by not digging deeper. One subject dropped out of college after one year (five years ago) and lists "Windows" as his skillset. Story should be: young conservatives who blame immigrants for their personal failures and whose lives won't be improved w/ fewer immigrants