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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 7h

Falling asleep to an audiobook read by LeVar Burton for the sanity ambience.

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Lesbian Death Bed: The Bed that Eats Pussy @bitterkarella.bsky.social · 11h

Weird how we can't ever improve things bc "I had to suffer, why should we make things better for the next generation?" is such a pervasive thought-terminating cliche, except when it comes to AI in which case it's all "I'm sure glad my kids will be spared the hell of thinking that i went through"

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 19h

People believe you're being pressured to shut it down and that's not true, so you're shutting it down? Sure.

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 19h

Like tagging someone "Jesse Singal Follower" creates a Pavlovian need to hear them out

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 19h

You know that feeling where you don't know if it's a skeet or a toot but you let er rip anyway

Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 19h

Amerifats worried the people who fought Hitler are coming for them is very funny to me

Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 20h

But according to Jay we gotta use AI before it uses us!

Everyone above a certain pay level is a diseased shithead.

The Verge @theverge.com · May 26

Nick Clegg says asking artists for use permission would ‘kill’ the AI industry

Paul McCartne, Elton John and others signed an open letter.

buff.ly

Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 20h

Yeah, you're the local facilitator. You've proven you're all talk.

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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 1d

It's too bad Jordan Peterson got too allergic to mold to enjoy the fascist takeover and has to rest

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

CNN, fearlessly covering the eugenicist angles of our world

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

Now pay attention, double oh seven,

wormbuxx @wormbuxx.bsky.social · 2d

Now I’m falling asleep and she’s calling a cob

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

Me when I am completely out of shit to say about whales:

Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 1d

What is the great globe itself but a Loose-Fish?

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

Steven Seagal Impersonator Convention

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

Lin Manuel Miranda as Hamilton in his Broadway smash, Hamilton: "I wrote my way out."

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The Louvre of Bluesky @thelouvreof.bsky.social · 1d

As your unofficial communications director I am telling the entire Bluesky team to keep posting.

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alboo @captainacab.airbud.website · 1d

i would never vote for gavin newsom

transphobe ❌

elitist ❌

scientologist ❌

💀 🎃 ThemBOO! 🎃 💀 @thembo.bsky.social · 1d

Well, well, well...if it isn't the endlessly dismissed Left being proven 100% correct about someone for the one billionth time.

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

The villain in Hannibal devised one of the scariest revenge plots ever and of course it involved hungry pigs

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

Ah dang, and I already canceled. Guess I'm gonna miss out!

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 1d

Hey but that was a nice non-apology right

LGBTQ Nation @lgbtqnation.com · 1d

Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 2d

Skeets should get ratings of 0 to 5 tiddlywinks.

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 2d

Some friends get annoyed when we're hanging out and I pull out my dossier on them. Sorry for trying to tailor the conversation to your interests I guess

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Slum Whitman 🇵🇸 @revhughbetcha.bsky.social · 2d

Jay K. Rowling

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 2d

well boys i reckon this is it - street combat toe to toe with the antifas. now look boys i ain't much of a hand at makin speeches, but i got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin on out here in portland

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John Breen’s Body @acab.dad · 2d

This is the image and the alt text that got Link permabanned from Bluesky servers

A reply with an image; alt text reads: 'Charlie Kirk sitting in a white T-shirt that says
"Freedom." A negative consequence follows!

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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 2d

Suspending Erin Biba, a Jewish woman for this skeet is nasty work. Between this and intentionally misreading Link’s use of a meme as a threat, bsky mods are more than willing to ban based on the Spirit Of The Law for *some* posters but never Jesse Singal.

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"All the Jews have to die or convert to trigger the rapture. Then our dead bodies surround Jerusalem and they climb over us to reach Jesus, who will bring them to heaven. It's why they're all Zionists obsessed with Israel.
Cause they need Jews to go there so we can die"

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