Robin
@ribbonreuben.bsky.social
Houstonian by birth, Memphian by choice. Your know-it-all grandma friend.
I want to break the indifference of the days
I want a conscience that will keep me wide awake
I want to break the indifference of the days
I want a conscience that will keep me wide awake
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One of the most significant heat waves of the summer continues to build across the eastern half of the U.S.
Heat alerts are in place for just shy of 100 million people in two dozen states. wapo.st/3IJGqHy
Heat alerts are in place for just shy of 100 million people in two dozen states. wapo.st/3IJGqHy
July 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
One of the most significant heat waves of the summer continues to build across the eastern half of the U.S.
Heat alerts are in place for just shy of 100 million people in two dozen states. wapo.st/3IJGqHy
Heat alerts are in place for just shy of 100 million people in two dozen states. wapo.st/3IJGqHy
I just got an ad for "wide leggings," and... aren't those just pants??
July 12, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I just got an ad for "wide leggings," and... aren't those just pants??
I'm glad my dreams don't mean anything; otherwise, I'd have to find a way to tell a beloved voice and character actor that he has an illness that can only be cured by making the items from Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp real without sounding insane
June 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
I'm glad my dreams don't mean anything; otherwise, I'd have to find a way to tell a beloved voice and character actor that he has an illness that can only be cured by making the items from Animal Crossing: Pocket Camp real without sounding insane
Having an interesting evening where I discover I simply cannot tell how old or young someone is any more! Truly astonished
May 13, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Having an interesting evening where I discover I simply cannot tell how old or young someone is any more! Truly astonished
Can I file workers' comp for this karaoke-induced bruise on my shin that I got during a work conference, or...?
May 9, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Can I file workers' comp for this karaoke-induced bruise on my shin that I got during a work conference, or...?
At the risk of sounding like an old person or a snob, when did everyone get so okay with chewing with their mouth open and can we go back to the times when we all chewed with our mouths closed? Sincerely, someone who HATES mouth sounds
April 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
At the risk of sounding like an old person or a snob, when did everyone get so okay with chewing with their mouth open and can we go back to the times when we all chewed with our mouths closed? Sincerely, someone who HATES mouth sounds
I think if you told teenage Robin how much I could voluntarily tuck my shirt in now, she would probably have a heart attack
April 11, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I think if you told teenage Robin how much I could voluntarily tuck my shirt in now, she would probably have a heart attack
I wish getting sick didn't just straight up knock me on my ass every single time...
a man in a hospital gown is talking to a nurse and says `` the microchip has been compromised '' .
ALT: a man in a hospital gown is talking to a nurse and says `` the microchip has been compromised '' .
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April 3, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I wish getting sick didn't just straight up knock me on my ass every single time...
Where are we on clip-on earring technology that doesn't feel like your ears are getting pierced in slow motion, because owwww
March 31, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Where are we on clip-on earring technology that doesn't feel like your ears are getting pierced in slow motion, because owwww
Reposted by Robin
how hard is it to message “rfk jr had his brain eaten by worms and wants to bring back diseases only pirates used to get”
March 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
how hard is it to message “rfk jr had his brain eaten by worms and wants to bring back diseases only pirates used to get”
It's time to play everyone's favorite game, "Why Are My Teeth Chattering?"
A) am I cold?
B) am I exhausted?
C) am I sick?
D) potentially C because of B
A) am I cold?
B) am I exhausted?
C) am I sick?
D) potentially C because of B
March 26, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's time to play everyone's favorite game, "Why Are My Teeth Chattering?"
A) am I cold?
B) am I exhausted?
C) am I sick?
D) potentially C because of B
A) am I cold?
B) am I exhausted?
C) am I sick?
D) potentially C because of B
Reposted by Robin
This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
February 27, 2025 at 5:03 PM
This whole country wants bad things for others more than they want good things for themselves.
How much curry is acceptable to accidentally splash on yourself in a really nice Vietnamese restaurant when you lose your grip on a giant chunk of taro with your chopsticks? Because I fear I exceeded that amount tonight, oops
February 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
How much curry is acceptable to accidentally splash on yourself in a really nice Vietnamese restaurant when you lose your grip on a giant chunk of taro with your chopsticks? Because I fear I exceeded that amount tonight, oops
Reposted by Robin
I know I shouldn’t watch TikTok but then Jason Ritter starts dancing to the Matlock theme
February 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
I know I shouldn’t watch TikTok but then Jason Ritter starts dancing to the Matlock theme
I know this gets said a lot about a lot of stuff, but! Arancini are truly proof that there is good in the universe!!
February 13, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I know this gets said a lot about a lot of stuff, but! Arancini are truly proof that there is good in the universe!!
Reposted by Robin
Low on the list but it sucks so tremendously bad that everyone has to say “DOGE" all the time
February 6, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Low on the list but it sucks so tremendously bad that everyone has to say “DOGE" all the time
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
Reactions after finding out I snoozed and lost on preordering this GORGEOUS (but also expensive) yarn:
My wallet: 😁😎
My heart: 😭💔🤦♀️
My wallet: 😁😎
My heart: 😭💔🤦♀️
February 3, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Reactions after finding out I snoozed and lost on preordering this GORGEOUS (but also expensive) yarn:
My wallet: 😁😎
My heart: 😭💔🤦♀️
My wallet: 😁😎
My heart: 😭💔🤦♀️
Extremely frustrated to have to reenter my "glasses that constantly fall off my face" era, as I ran out of contacts and can't get in to the optometrist until next month 😞👓
January 22, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Extremely frustrated to have to reenter my "glasses that constantly fall off my face" era, as I ran out of contacts and can't get in to the optometrist until next month 😞👓
Today I learned that Irish girl group B*Witched (one of my absolute faves) is having a Girls5Eva-esque career renaissance and I am so happy and excited 🌟🤩
January 20, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Today I learned that Irish girl group B*Witched (one of my absolute faves) is having a Girls5Eva-esque career renaissance and I am so happy and excited 🌟🤩
This Christmas has been a truly sobering lesson on the dangers of buying too much yarn... Everywhere I turn in my parents' house: more and more unused skeins of yarn 🧶
December 29, 2024 at 12:21 AM
This Christmas has been a truly sobering lesson on the dangers of buying too much yarn... Everywhere I turn in my parents' house: more and more unused skeins of yarn 🧶
...what is the return policy for this cold that I got for Christmas? 🤧 🤒
December 26, 2024 at 8:00 PM
...what is the return policy for this cold that I got for Christmas? 🤧 🤒
Did the Extremely Normal thing of slamming the bathroom door on my thumb almost immediately upon returning to my parents' house... Hoping this is not an omen of Christmas to come 🤞
December 24, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Did the Extremely Normal thing of slamming the bathroom door on my thumb almost immediately upon returning to my parents' house... Hoping this is not an omen of Christmas to come 🤞