The Real Nix
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The Real Nix
@riotnix.bsky.social
I'm just trying my best
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Thursday.
October 9, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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THIS!

And your regular reminder that your ‘just a cold’ could be considerably worse for others.
I know that, realistically, people are done masking here.

Not least cos the UK pretty much has a fucken moratorium on talking about COVID, masks, etc at the moment.

But if you can avoid spreading your seasonal germs of any kind, please do.

(Cos OMFGs I have enuf wrong with me already aarg 😭)
October 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Why, in this blessed year of 2025, is there no option on Spotify for no live versions? I do not need to hear other people having fun.
October 9, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Word Art just isn't what it used to be.
July 25, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Decided to read AI as artificial insemination instead of artificial intelligence and let me tell you, life just got a lot funnier
July 8, 2025 at 7:19 AM
Trying to rescue flies and bees from my in-laws' skylights, with limited success. This must be what Sabrina Carpenter meant when she wrote "if you're going to go and be stupid don't do it in front of me"
July 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
How to instantly be 3 points hotter:
1. Be a 6
2. Do a hand stand
July 1, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Seasonal depression truly has given way to seasonal allergies.
April 3, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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We are many. They are few.
a bunch of government goons from ICE/HSI showed up to an elementary school in DC this morning and tried to detain a staff member in the parking lot but the person's colleagues intervened and stopped it and let that be a reminder to all of us that we can do that
March 27, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Its so weird to me that bees are insects. Um actually no that's my fuzzy little friend? My furry little buddy?
March 27, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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God bless animals and carbohydrates for putting up with our bullshit right now
March 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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Thinking about cheesecake again
March 16, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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🎯
March 16, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It really is an amazing moment when the seasonal depression lifts to make space for the seasonal allergies.
March 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Instead of using AI to write things for us, what if we just traded boring writing projects with friends in completely different fields and let them shitwrite something for us instead.
March 6, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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I love boneless wings :3
February 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Trying to stay in your good books but you can't even fucking read
February 27, 2025 at 9:18 AM
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Not all men. Gomez Addams would never.
February 26, 2025 at 4:38 AM
My ADHD has helped fix problems that people didn't even know could be fixed. However, it has also CAUSED problems that people didn't even know could be made.
February 19, 2025 at 12:16 PM
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I’ve just found out that some people use their phone as some kind of device for talking to other people. Sounds horrible.
February 3, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Got my lucky red for Lunar New Year #ChineseNewYear #CNY
January 29, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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My kitten: Daddy, I need to clean you so that you are clean.

Me: Thank you my son.

My kitten: Now you smell like Whiskers Kitten turkey in rich gravy.

Me: I am blessed.
January 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Can someone tell me which European language has a word for my favourite trick: getting drunk and cleaning/tidying so the next day it feels like someone else did it
December 29, 2024 at 7:45 PM