Ripley
@rip1ey.bsky.social
They and relatively gay
A goddamn playwright ig
A goddamn playwright ig
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Girls love to get plants tattooed on them
July 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Girls love to get plants tattooed on them
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A lotta guys post about being on the SomethingAwful forums like they were in 'Nam
June 29, 2025 at 4:55 PM
A lotta guys post about being on the SomethingAwful forums like they were in 'Nam
Weather's right wobblin yeah?
April 21, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Weather's right wobblin yeah?
Tricks are so funny, because you still fall for them. Perhaps tricks olare for kids. I don't know anymore.
April 3, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Tricks are so funny, because you still fall for them. Perhaps tricks olare for kids. I don't know anymore.
What if I gave out Bluesky codes on bluesky.
October 7, 2023 at 5:37 PM
What if I gave out Bluesky codes on bluesky.
You yearn for her the coming months the warmth of her hands feel so distant like a memory long forgotten, you attempt to capture the magic with others but even though you like them it's not the same, you do your best to forget her glistening smile or her crystal eyes but you are forever lost now.
July 27, 2023 at 3:33 AM
You yearn for her the coming months the warmth of her hands feel so distant like a memory long forgotten, you attempt to capture the magic with others but even though you like them it's not the same, you do your best to forget her glistening smile or her crystal eyes but you are forever lost now.
A Good Girl in a Birdcage
July 27, 2023 at 2:19 AM
A Good Girl in a Birdcage
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Barbie backwards is Eibrab which sounds like a drug proving once again that big pharma and the woke control everything.
July 26, 2023 at 6:29 AM
Barbie backwards is Eibrab which sounds like a drug proving once again that big pharma and the woke control everything.
*uncaves your town*
*brings your stones to a dead fucking stop*
*unparks your linkin*
July 26, 2023 at 7:25 AM
*uncaves your town*
It's the only thing that brings peace.
July 26, 2023 at 3:40 AM
It's the only thing that brings peace.
God gender is kicking my ass, and no I have literally no idea what that means either.
July 26, 2023 at 3:03 AM
God gender is kicking my ass, and no I have literally no idea what that means either.
"Good evening Constable.
OI MOIRA YOU FUCKING CUNT YE MOSY ABOUT WITH YE FUCKIN NAKED BROAD INTO FECKIN PETCO ON A DAM LEASH YE FUCKIN DYKE!"
OI MOIRA YOU FUCKING CUNT YE MOSY ABOUT WITH YE FUCKIN NAKED BROAD INTO FECKIN PETCO ON A DAM LEASH YE FUCKIN DYKE!"
July 26, 2023 at 12:56 AM
"Good evening Constable.
OI MOIRA YOU FUCKING CUNT YE MOSY ABOUT WITH YE FUCKIN NAKED BROAD INTO FECKIN PETCO ON A DAM LEASH YE FUCKIN DYKE!"
OI MOIRA YOU FUCKING CUNT YE MOSY ABOUT WITH YE FUCKIN NAKED BROAD INTO FECKIN PETCO ON A DAM LEASH YE FUCKIN DYKE!"
Remember to add alt text and if your having issues remembering activate the setting <3
did all you new people know there's a setting to require alt text in all your images so you never forget AND IT TAKES TWO SECONDS TO TURN IT ON
July 25, 2023 at 8:36 PM
Remember to add alt text and if your having issues remembering activate the setting <3
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did all you new people know there's a setting to require alt text in all your images so you never forget AND IT TAKES TWO SECONDS TO TURN IT ON
July 25, 2023 at 8:22 PM
did all you new people know there's a setting to require alt text in all your images so you never forget AND IT TAKES TWO SECONDS TO TURN IT ON
The Ripley system:
R - right I'm alive
I - imma eat something
P - please eat something
L - lord almighty eat today!
E - EAT SOMETHING YOU FUCKING CUNT
Y - YOU FUCKING FAILED ABORTION EAT SOMETHING BEFORE ITS NO LONGER TODAY YOU DUMBASS
R - right I'm alive
I - imma eat something
P - please eat something
L - lord almighty eat today!
E - EAT SOMETHING YOU FUCKING CUNT
Y - YOU FUCKING FAILED ABORTION EAT SOMETHING BEFORE ITS NO LONGER TODAY YOU DUMBASS
July 24, 2023 at 7:16 PM
The Ripley system:
R - right I'm alive
I - imma eat something
P - please eat something
L - lord almighty eat today!
E - EAT SOMETHING YOU FUCKING CUNT
Y - YOU FUCKING FAILED ABORTION EAT SOMETHING BEFORE ITS NO LONGER TODAY YOU DUMBASS
R - right I'm alive
I - imma eat something
P - please eat something
L - lord almighty eat today!
E - EAT SOMETHING YOU FUCKING CUNT
Y - YOU FUCKING FAILED ABORTION EAT SOMETHING BEFORE ITS NO LONGER TODAY YOU DUMBASS
I have so many things to do today and I'm doing none of them and instead shitposting on twitter 2
July 24, 2023 at 7:13 PM
I have so many things to do today and I'm doing none of them and instead shitposting on twitter 2
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i saw some id*ot saying people mocking crypto/nft goofs should be using that energy mocking right wing assholes instead, so I made this helpful venn diagram
July 24, 2023 at 6:47 PM
i saw some id*ot saying people mocking crypto/nft goofs should be using that energy mocking right wing assholes instead, so I made this helpful venn diagram
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When you fire nearly all of your security team, the word of the day is "eXfiltrate."
July 24, 2023 at 6:44 PM
When you fire nearly all of your security team, the word of the day is "eXfiltrate."