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One of nature’s most notorious fouling organisms; #1 Lisa Miller rememberer He/him, United States

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Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · Mar 22

you dump me and then at night a pebble hits your window, you look out and instead of a boom box I have my buddy holding up a TV while I go for a perfect on Remix 8 Rhythm Heaven Fever

Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · 9h

a John Carpenter SL would fit pretty well into Magic's fantasy setting, since clearly we're never gonna escape from New York

Amy the Amazonian @amytheamazonian.bsky.social · 9h

Wild that we're getting two New York City sets in a year's span.

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Vinesauce Clips Bot @vinesauceclips.bsky.social · Nov 24

How flavored water is made

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Karl Bode @karlbode.com · 15h

twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross

photo of Google News search results for Amazon Prime Day (the second this year)

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León 🇮🇨 @reonu.bsky.social · 2d

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　　　　　　　　　　　 hamgod . 　　　　　　　　 skin @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.hamgod.skin · Jan 13

yes my horse’s name is “grab an officer’s service weapon” and yes i do intend to enter him into the kentucky derby

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Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · 2d

joke here is too comprehensible, send it back

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jeff computers @helldude.bsky.social · 2d

it is useful not to lose sight of how, underneath everything else, hollow all of this noise is. portland and chicago are warzones, so i am dispatching a couple hundred best buy assistant managers there to quell the insurrections. potemkin stuff, paper thin

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Kayin @kayin.moe · 2d

Y'all motherfuckers better do that LRP or update or I'm gonna beat your ass. If you do the "return to windows 7" shit I'm gonna beat your ass. ITS THIS, 11, OR LINUX >:[

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Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · 3d

iirc Creative asked you guys to stop making anagram character names, so you sent that back to mess with them

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Quantian @quantian.bsky.social · 4d

We should do cap and trade for takes on here. I would happily sell off my right to participate in Swift discourse for a few more shots on goal about burrito taxis. Really force people to lock in, clear out the amateurs on any given subject.

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onion person @junlper.beer · 5d

as i’ve been saying since i first got on this platform, never trust nerds

onion person @junlper.beer · Apr 27

the shitposters on this platform must overtake the tech posters if we want this place to thrive, the first bluesky war

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nattie winters @utilitylimb.bsky.social · 5d

to prove i am immune to harassment, i have made a tactical decision to flash red and become stunlocked

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Tuba Zef @tubazef.com · 6d

first panel: Twitter games discussion
Two guys crying and arguing "Playstation sucks more" "Xbox sucks more"

Second panel: "Bluesky games discussion"

"Chad" meme guy: The Sega Saturn is cool
Quest64 boy: Shut up play Quest64

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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 7d

This is the only website where most users realize farmers suck ass as far as I can tell

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BluVapour @bluvapour.bsky.social · 8d

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Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · 9d

at 12x lands that turn it on, is Kishla Village being mono-green a big enough liability to not run one?

haven't played the deck myself, but it seems basically made for it

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Haru Bun (comms 3/3) @harubun.bsky.social · 10d

currency exchange
#東方project #touhou

painting by haru bun of tenkyuu chimata from touhou wearing a dress made of various banknotes

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Mike Bithell @mikebithell.bsky.social · 9d

Back in my day, EA bought things and dismantled them, not the other way around

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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 10d

sherlock: leave me. i must go into my mind palace

sherlock, in mind palace: [swatting away the word "PENIS"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "BALLS"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "GOATSE"]

sherlock: [swatting away the word "PENIS" again]

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Gareth Watkins @garethwatkins.bsky.social · 9d

(Me to a girl in the club): People would probably be pretty scared if there was a stegosaurus here. Not me - I know that they're herbivores.

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It's Ponpai! @ponpai.bsky.social · 14d

UFOSoft Must Die! The crossover of my dreams! I'm no good at pixel art so please accept these drawings.
#ufo50 #nitrome #fanart

Conversation over an LX III computer.
Austin: "Lost Cyber Owls again. %*@#ing antarctic level."
Justin: "has ufo soft ever made a good game rofl"
Justin: "more like ufo SUCK"

Austin on floor 1. There are quibble enemies walking on platforms above him.

Austin on floor 19, surrounded by blue oppies, Barbuta knights, and cavemen throwing bones. A whiteboard in the background reads "Game ideas: Something starting with V"

Austin and Justin on floor 54. There are red and blue ant enemies, as well as fly enemies. Two ants have gotten into a fight above them.

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Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · 10d

this is what happens to the ones who fry the rice poorly

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Nick Schirillo @bobinchese.bsky.social · 10d

Nah man a big part of why the UB stuff makes me sad is cause I know it's extremely popular so they're going to keep doing it despite it making the parts of the game I deeply care about worse. Like I know a bunch of people are going to buy the 6th marvel set but that doesn't make my FNM fire.

Jay Annelli @vorthosjay.bsky.social · 11d

Hearing the conversations around the con, I think heavily enfranchised online folks significantly overestimate how much their opinions on Universes Beyond are shared by the wider player base.

This is not a value judgment of any opinion in particular: just being reminded of that myself, too.

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Rachel Weeks @wachelreeks.com · 10d

The Furby Secret Lair is one big step toward confirming my greatest Magic conspiracy.

Rachel Weeks @wachelreeks.com · Dec 18

I'm just saying... Furby is a Hasbro toy.

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Elliot @ripoffslimshady.bsky.social · 11d

^ (with Mr. Frog cadence)