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ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
February 6, 2026 at 3:03 AM
ski jump penis doping story only underscores the advantages of shape and drape over slim fit clothing
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/f...
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an NU english prof has started including this addendum with class syllabi and i think it's incredible
PS the alt text had to be gently edited to fit inside the 2000 character limit, sorry i did my best
PS the alt text had to be gently edited to fit inside the 2000 character limit, sorry i did my best
January 21, 2026 at 8:16 PM
an NU english prof has started including this addendum with class syllabi and i think it's incredible
PS the alt text had to be gently edited to fit inside the 2000 character limit, sorry i did my best
PS the alt text had to be gently edited to fit inside the 2000 character limit, sorry i did my best
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Ana de Armas offers to study game film
January 20, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Ana de Armas offers to study game film
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Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just divide by zero who gives a shit anymore
hahahha please keep going for it on 4th
January 11, 2026 at 3:16 AM
hahahha please keep going for it on 4th
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Soon, Nebrasketball will rule over all.
January 10, 2026 at 7:03 PM
Soon, Nebrasketball will rule over all.
Beauty in unexpected places: patterns in the frost on the lid of my trash bin this morning.
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Beauty in unexpected places: patterns in the frost on the lid of my trash bin this morning.
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Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
January 2, 2026 at 1:46 PM
Folks, she brought a whole plate of spaghetti to the broadcast center to do her headshot. She then houses that spaghetti.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
Mattia sips on an espresso during his.
Truly the heroes we need during these times.
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If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this
November 25, 2023 at 12:32 AM
If Batman was a Santa, would he wear his hat like this, or like this
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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Borg Queen: Go to Sector 001 and assimilate Species 5618. But first, find and assimilate the individual designated as "Picard"
Cube 982: Acknowledged
Queen: And give him sculpted abs
Cube 982: ???
Queen: I want him to have a six pack of tungsten cum-gutters. It's important
Cube 982: We will comply 🫡
Cube 982: Acknowledged
Queen: And give him sculpted abs
Cube 982: ???
Queen: I want him to have a six pack of tungsten cum-gutters. It's important
Cube 982: We will comply 🫡
February 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Borg Queen: Go to Sector 001 and assimilate Species 5618. But first, find and assimilate the individual designated as "Picard"
Cube 982: Acknowledged
Queen: And give him sculpted abs
Cube 982: ???
Queen: I want him to have a six pack of tungsten cum-gutters. It's important
Cube 982: We will comply 🫡
Cube 982: Acknowledged
Queen: And give him sculpted abs
Cube 982: ???
Queen: I want him to have a six pack of tungsten cum-gutters. It's important
Cube 982: We will comply 🫡
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Residence in Waterkloof, Pretoria, South Africa designed by Petrus Paulus (Piet) van den Berg (late 1960s), photos by Paris Brummer r/brutalism
December 2, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Residence in Waterkloof, Pretoria, South Africa designed by Petrus Paulus (Piet) van den Berg (late 1960s), photos by Paris Brummer r/brutalism
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Ah but we need to talk about isotopes; your price is for either un-enriched (which is ~99.3% U-238) or depleted (~100%).
You need U-235 for radioactivity. I think OP's stat refers to a lump of 100% U-235. Which would cost unimaginably more, but come with free room & board for life… in prison.
You need U-235 for radioactivity. I think OP's stat refers to a lump of 100% U-235. Which would cost unimaginably more, but come with free room & board for life… in prison.
November 4, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Ah but we need to talk about isotopes; your price is for either un-enriched (which is ~99.3% U-238) or depleted (~100%).
You need U-235 for radioactivity. I think OP's stat refers to a lump of 100% U-235. Which would cost unimaginably more, but come with free room & board for life… in prison.
You need U-235 for radioactivity. I think OP's stat refers to a lump of 100% U-235. Which would cost unimaginably more, but come with free room & board for life… in prison.
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28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories
IT IS TIME FOR BLUESKY RECIPE POSTING
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
do you have a cheap, healthy, low-cost recipe? post it here! or quote tweet this post. or dunk on me for something I don't care just post easy meals that people can make right now.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 AM
28g (1oz) uranium contains ~20,000,000,000 kcal, making it an incredibly cost effective source of calories
bob the builder, but it's bob the coffee bean, in a strained voice:
"can we fix this? yess we cann"
and also there's a little blood dripping from the corners of his eyes
"can we fix this? yess we cann"
and also there's a little blood dripping from the corners of his eyes
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
bob the builder, but it's bob the coffee bean, in a strained voice:
"can we fix this? yess we cann"
and also there's a little blood dripping from the corners of his eyes
"can we fix this? yess we cann"
and also there's a little blood dripping from the corners of his eyes
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Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
November 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Still need more baseball?
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
We found a CD in our archives containing dozens of unused voice lines from MLB Slugfest 20-03 rejected by the MLB. Here's some of our favorites.
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My son was basically a celebrity trick or treating tonight. He was on cloud 9 from all the attention. Worth the effort!
November 1, 2025 at 3:44 AM
My son was basically a celebrity trick or treating tonight. He was on cloud 9 from all the attention. Worth the effort!
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it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!
November 1, 2025 at 12:16 AM
it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!