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Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Put a little meth in the fish. Now you got him. What’s next? Randomized drug test at work. Uh oh, someone needs a new job? Here, take these fish and this meth, I have an exciting business opportunity for you…
June 25, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day. Put a little meth in the fish. Now you got him. What’s next? Randomized drug test at work. Uh oh, someone needs a new job? Here, take these fish and this meth, I have an exciting business opportunity for you…
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I know we shit on Boomers a lot, but I’m seeing some posts about people being confused by the number of boomers out protesting and idk if it’s just a sign of our country’s cultural illiteracy, but ummmm who do you think were the young adults protesting the Vietnam War & for civil rights? 1/
June 14, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I know we shit on Boomers a lot, but I’m seeing some posts about people being confused by the number of boomers out protesting and idk if it’s just a sign of our country’s cultural illiteracy, but ummmm who do you think were the young adults protesting the Vietnam War & for civil rights? 1/
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i think in a few decades we will view what being online has done to certain peoples brains the way we view the effects of lead poisoning on society
June 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
i think in a few decades we will view what being online has done to certain peoples brains the way we view the effects of lead poisoning on society
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I am never going to die
one funny situation that may or may not happen but would be poetic: Elon turns twitter into an echo chamber for Trump fanatics --> Trump turns on Elon --> Elon gets eaten alive by his own monster
June 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I am never going to die
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they should let you take a picture of a smell
June 10, 2025 at 12:25 AM
they should let you take a picture of a smell
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June 8, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Why sheriff Taylor doesn't carry a gun.
Clip from 'The Andy Griffith Show', season 5, episode 23.
Broadcast on March 1st, 1965.
Clip from 'The Andy Griffith Show', season 5, episode 23.
Broadcast on March 1st, 1965.
June 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Why sheriff Taylor doesn't carry a gun.
Clip from 'The Andy Griffith Show', season 5, episode 23.
Broadcast on March 1st, 1965.
Clip from 'The Andy Griffith Show', season 5, episode 23.
Broadcast on March 1st, 1965.
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it’s time to replace all doctors with ai
June 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
it’s time to replace all doctors with ai
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Do you ever just feel
June 2, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Do you ever just feel
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Bro come over we’re lying in the grass talking about how clouds look like stuff
June 2, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Bro come over we’re lying in the grass talking about how clouds look like stuff
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We're 1/8 of the way through this nightmare. Keep fighting!
June 2, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We're 1/8 of the way through this nightmare. Keep fighting!
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One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP
June 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
One of the funniest jokes in TV history big RIP
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If you could listen to my brain working, it would sound like this.
Planets on N313 soviet oscilloscope
YouTube video by Gábor Csiszér
youtu.be
May 24, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If you could listen to my brain working, it would sound like this.
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they are trying to outlaw being transgender in this country and this is just the first step. they were never going to stop at sports. they weren’t going to stop at bathrooms. they want a trans genocide. it is so important to spread awareness of this
🚨 The US House of Reps have now PASSED their budget bill that includes a BAN on Gender Affirming Care for Medicaid for ALL AGES.
This bill now goes to the Senate where it’s likely to pass.
Call your Senators!
This bill now goes to the Senate where it’s likely to pass.
Call your Senators!
May 22, 2025 at 9:28 PM
they are trying to outlaw being transgender in this country and this is just the first step. they were never going to stop at sports. they weren’t going to stop at bathrooms. they want a trans genocide. it is so important to spread awareness of this
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If you need 120 NPCs for a project, might I suggest being inspired by/stealing from Les Songes drolatiques de Pantagruel (1565).
May 21, 2025 at 8:45 PM
If you need 120 NPCs for a project, might I suggest being inspired by/stealing from Les Songes drolatiques de Pantagruel (1565).
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Behold the Gar cube, Small piece of Campanian ecosystem featuring aquatic plants Nelumbites, Cobbania and Quereuxia. It's a project I have been tinkering on and off for months now.
May 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Behold the Gar cube, Small piece of Campanian ecosystem featuring aquatic plants Nelumbites, Cobbania and Quereuxia. It's a project I have been tinkering on and off for months now.
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some of the most tender writings you'll ever read in your life are over in fragrantica
May 14, 2025 at 5:51 PM
some of the most tender writings you'll ever read in your life are over in fragrantica
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What does the Milky Way look like from the side? Thanks to data from ESA’s Gaia mission, we now have a detailed map showing its thin, warped disk — home to our Sun and billions of stars. A stunning view of our galaxy’s true shape.
Credit: ESA, Gaia, DPAC, Stefan Payne-Wardenaar
Credit: ESA, Gaia, DPAC, Stefan Payne-Wardenaar
May 14, 2025 at 4:57 PM
What does the Milky Way look like from the side? Thanks to data from ESA’s Gaia mission, we now have a detailed map showing its thin, warped disk — home to our Sun and billions of stars. A stunning view of our galaxy’s true shape.
Credit: ESA, Gaia, DPAC, Stefan Payne-Wardenaar
Credit: ESA, Gaia, DPAC, Stefan Payne-Wardenaar
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they should invent a job that does not take away your best years (any)
May 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
they should invent a job that does not take away your best years (any)
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Coworkers complained to HR again about my stink lines 😒
May 12, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Coworkers complained to HR again about my stink lines 😒
Fantastically fruity. Smells exactly like barbie would. Has a plastic note in a good way. One of my most fun scents, great for spring and summer. Reminds me of being 10 years old and playing with dolls.
#perfumesky #fragrancesky
#perfumesky #fragrancesky
May 12, 2025 at 12:14 PM
Fantastically fruity. Smells exactly like barbie would. Has a plastic note in a good way. One of my most fun scents, great for spring and summer. Reminds me of being 10 years old and playing with dolls.
#perfumesky #fragrancesky
#perfumesky #fragrancesky